Thread 211581939 - /tv/ [Archived: 1296 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:03:19 AM No.211581939
raymond
raymond
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>had to get it on
>gets it on
>lives happily ever after
>zero repercussions

Spoorloos is bleak.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:04:12 AM No.211581964
WHEN WILL IT ALL END?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:05:54 AM No.211581999
So did he bury the girl the same way he buried her boyfriend at the end? Was that the implication? I liked the scene where he picked up two hitch hikers and turned them down because they were a couple and he only wanted the girl.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:08:21 AM No.211582057
>>211581999
Yes, you are correct. The golden eggs were a prophecy of sorts: think of the two lighter-lit coffins as eggs separated in time; they 'collided' when Rex was buried, as their two fates were finally joined in death.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:16:45 AM No.211582202
>>211582057
Interesting. Great film.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:19:40 AM No.211582257
>>211581939 (OP)
why didnt the boyfriend just torture him
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:31:21 AM No.211582460
>>211582257
Easier said than done. He didn't have a weapon on him, for starters.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:31:45 AM No.211582469
>>211581939 (OP)
it's european cinema, supposed to humorless and bleak
>are you killer?
>yes I'm killer
>now I kill you
>ok
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:33:00 AM No.211582493
>>211582460
>hello i killed your wife
>want some coffee?
maybe grab a knife
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:35:19 AM No.211582536
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what would the remake with mark wahlberg look like?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:37:16 AM No.211582567
>>211581999
I mean he explicitly kept telling the boyfriend he would show him what happened to her
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:38:07 AM No.211582581
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c45ff90bb91c3c50ed9f02b8dacf99b6
md5: e751d88e7beef0724ab381fc2aba4b9c๐Ÿ”
>>211581939 (OP)
BASED RAYMOND
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:39:01 AM No.211582592
>>211581939 (OP)
Characters you are slowly becoming
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:39:45 AM No.211582603
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>>211582536
they made a remake with Jeff Bridges as the bad guy, it was dogshit (weirdly enough made by the same director of the original Dutch film, like he knew he needed to make the movie retarded for the American audience)
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:49:43 AM No.211582793
>>211581939 (OP)
Are dutch really dumb like in movie?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:52:09 AM No.211582845
>>211582536
it wouldn't have gone down like that
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:54:12 AM No.211582885
>>211582603
Bridges played the part so corny "HOPE YOU LIKE ROAST BEEF!"
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:00:30 AM No.211582998
IMG_0945
IMG_0945
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>>211582603
>get the criterion blu ray of the original
>my mom sees it and asks if she can watch it
>she tells me the entire time that she was just comparing it to the American version and didnโ€™t even say anything about the actual movie
I donโ€™t even know why she bothered
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:14:00 PM No.211584139
>>211582257
he didn't have the makings of a varsity athlete
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:21:13 PM No.211584248
>>211582257
which entails what, physically subduing him, bounding him, kidnapping him in his own car, taking him to a secluded location, and torturing him for however long it takes him to break, possibly weeks, possibly never, while making sure he doesn't die from the torture, doesn't escape, and nobody finds out?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:21:53 PM No.211584262
Spoorloos_thumb.jpg
Spoorloos_thumb.jpg
md5: e99d2fffa904a67b00eecfe4e3a0834e๐Ÿ”
Protect his smile
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:41:48 PM No.211584613
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>>211581939 (OP)
Main guy is the dumbest character in movie history to not see that coming lol what a moron
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:39:55 PM No.211586674
>>211581939 (OP)
The face of based.