Thread 211582701 - /tv/ [Archived: 1338 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:44:44 AM No.211582701
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now after the settling of the dust what did we think of this masterpiece? solid 10/10 me thinks.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:48:19 AM No.211582770
Why didn't he get an Oscar?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:56:12 AM No.211582922
[Deep, resonant voice, like Morgan Freeman]
coming this summer
In a time where the soul is chainedโ€ฆ One man dares to dream
A buck
unbroken
dark skin, darker desires
In a world where love is a crime, and submission is the only way to survive
Will he resist, and risk everything? Or will he yield, and find a new kind of freedom in the arms of his master?
two men, torn apart by fate, but bound together by desire. A tale of submission, redemption, and the unbreakable power of love.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:56:35 AM No.211582928
probably the most transparent oscar bait "i can do serious roles too" shit he's ever done, it makes jim carrey's post 2004 career look humble
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:57:32 AM No.211582947
>>211582770
He was offered one if he kissed the female host during acceptance. It was sadly a bridge too far.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:57:33 AM No.211582948
dey say he beatin his own box
dey say he beatin his own box
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breaking kino has rapidly progressed beyond such fables.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:00:35 AM No.211583001
Is this ai?
I never heard of this.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:02:56 AM No.211583043
>>211582948
here come the bounce back
>watch willie yall!
here come the bounce back
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:03:25 AM No.211583049
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Be honest, /tv/: do YOU think The Slap was staged?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:14:57 AM No.211583235
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>>211583049
No.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:18:32 AM No.211583283
>>211582948
This shit is embarrassing
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:19:30 AM No.211583295
FIVE PLUS FIVE
YOU A DIME TONIGHT
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:22:40 AM No.211583353
>>211582770
He won the year he slapped Rock, which no one will ever remember. They're not giving him another one ever again.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:23:39 AM No.211583370
>>211583353
Didn't he already win one prior to that and was thus part of the "academy" and was kicked out as a result?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:23:58 AM No.211583377
>>211583353
The funniest part of the entire night was right after he won, he was weeping and hysterical in his speech and he started talking about Denzel Washington. The camera cut to Denzel and the look on his face let you know that he wanted to be anywhere else right then.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:24:09 AM No.211583382
>>211583049
Nope. I don't think Chris Rock is that good of an actor. He was genuinely shocked. Plus the gay mediation and consoling we later saw going on in the ad break showed no one had anticipated it or knew how to react.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:24:28 AM No.211583385
>>211583353
what if he did a similar movie but about the bondage of slavery his wife put him through?
powerful stuff.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:26:42 AM No.211583422
willsmith
willsmith
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>>211583370
Nope. He'd been chasing one for years and had been nominated twice before but never won and when he finally did he made a fool of himself and ensured no one but trivia boffins will ever remember he won one but everyone will remember him slapping a dude for a lame joke over his wife that admitted she cheated on him numerous times and told him to his face that she didn't respect him.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:38:01 AM No.211583560
barakandmichael
barakandmichael
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>>211583422
is Big Mike pulling a Jada?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:04:35 PM No.211584014
>>211582922
works better as a comedy
>[Solemn music]
>In a world where freedom's just a dream...
>one man...
>[record scratch]
>is about to make history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yy2_NKJlkQ
>Will Smith stars as Kojo, the zestiest buck this side of the Mason-Dixon line.
>From the twisted minds that brought you Dumber and Dumber comes a comedy so scorching, it'll burn down the plantation!
>Kojo: "Massa, I done been working in them fields all day, but my behind is still virginal When you gonna break me in, like a fine stallion?"
>But Kojo's dreams of getting 'broken' by his handsome, strait-laced master, played by the always delightful Liam Neeson, are about to turn this plantation upside down!
>Get ready to laugh, gasp, and cheer as Will Smith takes on a role like you've never seen before! Coming soon to a theater near you, 'Buck Wild' - where the South gets a littleโ€ฆ zesty."
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:07:08 PM No.211584049
>>211584014
this is gay
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:36:40 PM No.211585599
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>>211583422
how come she don't want me man?