Shlurp7
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*siiiiiips*
>My God... this coffee
*SHLUUUUUUURP*
>Gale, this coffee it's.....
*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>>211587551 (OP)Will Vince's new show flop?
Oh my hecking fauci... Gale, you are an impeccable genius...
KILL HIM! JESSE KILL HIM NOW
Jesus Christ Walt. It’s just a coffee.
yeah I laced it with ricin
That's not coffee
*throws coffee*
it's Tea 'n' Tea!
*BOOM*
*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>I've just burnt my entire fucking mouth Gale you fucking retard
>I like my coffee like I like my misters, white.
>shut the fuck up Jesse you sponge
Nah. I'm not gonna do it.
Todd's murder was unwarranted. The only thing it accomplished was murdering Jesse's arc. I'm so sorry Gale, you died for nothing, and now nobody will remember you for anything except being a sushi autist.
YOU DON'T RESPECT MY COFFEE OR MY SUSHI YOU FUCKING HEATHENS!!
>daaayum Gayel what did you put in this coffee?
>its making feel really....zzzzzesty!
>hmmm finna get jiggy wit it
>quick put it in before I buss massa
>i can feel my crusthole boogie woogie Gayle!
>my crust hymen is about to break bad!
>>211588147legitimately can't tell if this is meant to be presented as a comical or badass moment
>i don't want to fuck you anymore
>>211587585never even heard about it so yea
>>211589790This is called nuance, it's french for sophisticated
Funniest thread on teevee right now
>>211591297Thanks, they're all my posts, including yours!
>>211587551 (OP)I don’t need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I’m the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what’s on my mind right now? It AIN’T the coffee in my kitchen, it’s the dead nigger in my garage.
How do I become shlurppilled?
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>That's a little pet project of mine sir. See, in my opinion, it's all about the fecal coliform level. You want just north of 700 colony forming units per 100 ml sir. But if you over-shit to get there, you'll add too much curry taste. Bitterness, yuck. So I pull a mild vacuum. That way, I can maximize poop bacteria and... Judge for yourself.
*sluuurrrrpppp*
My God. That is the best feces-laden water I've ever tasted.
>Good diet with dung sir... And I also have to give credit to the shitter. But thank you, Mr. Waltanpreet
Singh. Please, call me Singh.
>>211591573Singh is a last name saar
>>211591123this scene really solidified how pretentious and inane BCS was
>>211591809when he sniffed the cork was it a metaphor?
>>211592301THE MILK WILL BE MADE WHOLE
Why do coffee drinkers never bring up the fact that they’re addicts and caffeine is just as bad as any other drug?
>>211592814I am addicted to caffeine. There are many who are, especially in fitness communities. A lot use the powdered stuff but it's got a surprisingly low dangerous dosage.
>AAAAARGH SHEEEEEEEEEV WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU PUT IN THAT COFFEE YOU MISERABLE OLD FUCK
>*BRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPP*
>OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>211593519try not drinking coffee for one day
>>211591809nah it's confirming he's actually a fag is what's shit about it
>>211587551 (OP)Burnt his mouth, tasted like shit, never said a word. Solid.
>>211593584I drink tea and sometimes go without it. It's not that bad. And there are a bunch of other reason it's not 'just as bad.' Ridiculous hyperbole
>>211594477i switched from coffee to green tea a while back and while being without coffee for a day was terrible being without tea is no issue at all. still, the switch was completely painless
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