Thread 211599643 - /tv/ [Archived: 1230 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:32:51 PM No.211599643
dexvsmike
dexvsmike
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I think the bitchy little spy could take the immortal killer
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:37:31 PM No.211599827
bottlesbros... we are denied kino
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:42:29 PM No.211600048
>snaps his fingers
>Dexter's family explodes
Simple as.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:55:55 PM No.211600579
>>211599643 (OP)
>When your targetโ€™s a forensic expert, donโ€™t fake a scene, flood it with evidence. Too much blood, too many prints, conflicting patterns. Heโ€™ll spend hours chasing ghosts while you move in for the real kill.

>One trick: use synthetic blood with mismatched DNA profiles. Mix in hair samples from three different people and wipe it down with bleach. Just enough to raise suspicion, not destroy the trail. Heโ€™ll think someoneโ€™s covering their tracks. He wonโ€™t notice youโ€™re laying your own.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:56:48 PM No.211600620
>>211600579
Kino
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:01:43 PM No.211600830
Why didn't they crossover? They both were filmed in miami, and there's no fucking reason to subject anybody to florida heat or humidity.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:23:15 PM No.211601724
>>211600579
kek
>>211600830
these shows for all their problems deserve some props for being able to make the city/setting actually matter, unlike most shows. For examples Frasier is set in Seattle but what difference does that really make? none whatsoever
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:41:34 PM No.211602369
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>>211599643 (OP)
Iron up
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:43:10 PM No.211602424
Kind of shocked they haven't tried to bring back burn notice
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:44:30 PM No.211602468
>>211599643 (OP)
But why would he? And why would Dexter go after mike?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:51:45 PM No.211602728
Burn Notice man
Burn Notice man
md5: c7e532d69ff5df344812473fece00bd1๐Ÿ”
>>211599643 (OP)
>puts on a silly voice
>wins

Dexter never stood a chance.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:54:12 PM No.211602838
>>211599643 (OP)
You know spies. Bunch of bitchy little girls.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:57:57 PM No.211603005
>>211599643 (OP)
I loved burn notice before it turned into 100% metaplot.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:10:33 PM No.211603504
Louis-in-Burn-Notice
Louis-in-Burn-Notice
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>>211600048
Fucking this. Anybody going against the devil WILL lose.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:19:29 PM No.211603861
sam-axe
sam-axe
md5: 8b32121dc8e6d75f4fc20dec47912693๐Ÿ”
>>211599643 (OP)
>>211600579
>Hey Mike, my buddy down at Homicide pulled this guy's file, real sick puppy. You sure you want to do this?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:27:06 PM No.211604172
>>211599643 (OP)
Dexter is immortal? I know vampire schlock was big at the time but I thought he was just a regular sociopath.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:33:04 PM No.211604396
>>211604172
The books are idiotic.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:34:41 PM No.211604458
Why didn't guy on the left become a bigger star? He was the best part of Fargo season 2
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:34:54 PM No.211604465
>>211600579
I can see the jump-cut editing side-by-side transitions as he and Fiona set up a fake crime seen, followed by her saying "That ought to do it." after the montage and monologue.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:53:50 PM No.211605232
>>211604172
Maybe his dark passenger liked him and went to other people to sway them to dexters thinking for tv shows
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:01:25 AM No.211608042
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6b0fc5df69d238f8c73102eba11979a1
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This is my fav thread on /tv/ rn
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:08:47 AM No.211608347
>>211607724
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:08:59 AM No.211608355
>>211603005
4 kino seasons, then dreck
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:10:05 AM No.211608402
>>211608347
He won't return my phone calls
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:12:51 AM No.211608503
The next True Detective should be Jeffery Donovan and Hayden Christensen.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:43:03 AM No.211609775
>>211600830
moyammy
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:51:00 AM No.211610127
>>211608355
5 was fine too. but 6 and ESPECIALLY 7 were just awful
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:52:53 AM No.211610213
alona-tal-image
alona-tal-image
md5: 126557de89961bfaaa607ea4505b8973๐Ÿ”
>>211599643 (OP)
I love Burn Notice so much but I have hate in my heart for Fiona the skag who murdered the love of my life.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:55:06 AM No.211610309
>>211610213
But that was Michael who killed her
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:56:58 AM No.211610395
>>211610309
Fiona is a witch and used her skeleton powers to entrance him. I hate her so much. Plus she's a terrorist that probably killed kids.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:59:18 AM No.211610496
>>211610395
>It's a Fiona chastises Michael for his moral compass before going and selling heavy arms to a terrorist group episode
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:11:12 AM No.211610996
>>211610395
same. russian chick was vastly superior/hotter
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:24:41 AM No.211611561
larry
larry
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>its a Larry episode
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:25:00 AM No.211611573
>>211611561
in for kino
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:27:35 AM No.211611698
i'm fucking mad_thumb.jpg
i'm fucking mad_thumb.jpg
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>>211599643 (OP)
>most entertaining show about people going undercover
>haven't found anything that comes close since

It's not fair bros.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:29:25 AM No.211611783
>>211611561
>"What's my motivation for this character?"
>"You're based, just incredibly gigabased even though we're years away from anyone knowing what that means."
>"... okay, I think I got this."
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:35:27 AM No.211612036
>>211611698
My local library had a book about the first witness put in witness relocation, apparently authored by the police guy who invented the program
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:36:01 AM No.211612065
>>211611561
>Writers make evil character the most likable guy on the show
He was a good friend, mostly.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:58:16 AM No.211612999
>>211612036
>As a spy when someone tells you something you don't care about nor asked for you have to pretend you care. Do not allow them see your abject disdain for them. Stay calm, put on your pokerface and make sure they think youi appreciate the pointless comment. They may become a source one day.

Wow, very cool, anon!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:15 AM No.211613774
>>211600579
This happens in Dexter and he clocks it almost immediately. I think he even does it to the FBI himself
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:01:13 AM No.211615550
So happy to see Burn Notice get a renaissance
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:07:13 AM No.211615752
>>211613774
He wrote a manifesto full of nonsense to confuse his own coworkers at one point.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:08:28 AM No.211615810
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1570989693617
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this psycho pajeeta was so hot
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:32:09 AM No.211616701
>>211600830
Only the 1st season of Dexter was filmed in miami, after that they were like fuck that it's too hot
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:33:44 AM No.211616753
>>211612065
I hope you never meet a sociopath bro you sound too gullible