>it's not about the zombies

niggas fucking niggas in the ass

>zombie movie
>no one wears any sort of armor
>anon above doesnt get digits
sigh

A true zombie movie doesn't exist.
It always about human conflict and shit and in the end it's humans shooting each other.

>zombie movie
>they don’t fall apart after a couple of days from rot
Huh

>>211599938 (OP)
>Ghost movie
>It's actually "a meditation on grief" and not about spooky ghosts which are barely featured

>sneed movie
>it's not about the chucks

>all the problems with zombies are solved already
>the REAL problem is le humans

>>211599938 (OP)
>zombie movie
>it's another dogshit race war analogy about how much americans secretly want to kill their neighbors

Oh shit that's all of them.

zombies are slow, they are not a threat. slow zombies cannot wipe entire military forces
this is why infected like the ones in 28 days/weeks is superior. they're actually scary

what if the real zombies were the friends we made all along

>zombie [media]
>the zombies are called an "-ers" term or anything except "zombies"
>walkers, clickers, infected, biter, creeper, the undead

>>211600615
>female character irrationally tries to communicate or get physically close with zombie loved one
>gruff protagonist blows zombie's head off
>omfg why would you do that??!
>He ain't your friend no more
Many such cases

>these aren’t zombies!
>they’re peopl-ACK!

A true zombie movie would be about men put in a trance, by a vodou sorcerer, who are used as slaves.

>>211599998
so close..

>>211601523
hot

>>211600056
>zombie movie
>armor is as easy as thick tape and some padding then you're invincible
Wow, great monster you guys have there

>>211600336
>ghost movie
>It's actually about incest

>>211600074
Maybe humans were the actual monsters all along?

>>211599938 (OP)
>mushroom zombie show
>it's about homosexuals

>>211599938 (OP)
>zombie movie
>its about cillian murphys penis

>zombie show
>they skip the fall of "society" part by hiding in a barbershop

>>211604165
>time travel movie
>its actually about incest

>>211599998
>>>211599999