What is the best X-Men movie?

>>211604603 (OP)
jesus fucking christ

>>211604603 (OP)
So sad. Such a pity bros.

>>211604603 (OP)
X2, I rewatch it every couple of years.
Day of future past is pretty good too, though I don't find myself ever really wanting to see it again.

First Class
Very comfy movie

Kidnap women
Freeze them
Display them like statues

Its the only way.

>>211604603 (OP)
Shed have just looked the same if she didn't get stuff done to her face. Women are retarded.

She's bogged but still absolutely would.

>>211604603 (OP)
Why is she dressed like a 6 year old?

>>211605111
Lol that's not at all true. In an alternate universe this is a "walled!" thread.
This is why Bridget Fonda is based. Eject from hollywood completely and just become a kindly fat mom.

>>211605151
haha

>>211605155
haha again

>>211604603 (OP)
Bogged to hell but I still would on principal alone.

>>211606793
If this were me I would end my life immediately.

>>211604603 (OP)
Meanwhile here is 56 year old Lucy Liu. Take the Asianpill.

First Class

>>211606793
what is this trend called

>>211606955
>Take the Asianpill.
Anon, that's a mouse heart

>>211604603 (OP)

k now post the real video that hasnt been deliberately degraded

>>211606793
nightmare house.

>>211606793
All this money could've been used for something useful

>>211606955
Her eyes look retarded.

>>211604603 (OP)
Probably X2 or first class.

>>211606793
How does he not have a constant migraine from all of those gay lights

Sabretooth and Wild Child

>>211607233
nintendo fan

>>211604603 (OP)
pierce won
bond girls lost

>>211606793
>I want my house looking like a shitty cassino

>>211605111
Women live their lives specifically daring a man to stop them. They're turned on when a man can manage to stop them. If no one can stop them they'll destroy everything around them and themselves as well. There's a very good reason for this. Women are the footsoldiers of natural selection. In a society is weak, women will destroy it, and make it vulnerable to invasion by strength. If no strength invades, the society will just collapse into a crater. This has always been their character going back to even the stone age. Plastic surgery is a funny manifestation of this inherent destructive tendency in women.

>>211604603 (OP)

>X-Men
Boring paint by numbers movie. Never rewatched it. Forgettable.
>X2
Kino opening and then back to paint by numbers movie that was mostly slow and at times boring except when Magneto showed up. Not a bad flick though. Worth rewatching at least once.
Dogshit, except for Magneto doing Magneto things. Forgettable as fuck movie that tried to hamfist a meme in the middle of what should have been a very tense action scene. Saw it in theaters and left disappointed and mildly pissed off at wasting my time.
>Origins: Wolverine
Meh. Not great, not terrible. Just meh. Kino opening though.
>The Wolverine
Tired of Wolverine movies. Another meh film.
>Logan
Surprisingly Kino. Made me like Wolverine again as a character.
>First-Class
Kino. Great movie. Captures the vibe of the classic comics. Also, classy 60's vibes.
>Days of Future Past
Okay. Not as good as First Class but still okay. Also, fuck Dinklage for being shoehorned into movies, he's always the worst part of anything he's in. Except for Tip-Toes.
>Apocalypse
Dogshit
>Dark Phoenix
Utter Dogshit.
>New Mutants
Meh.

X-Men started the capeshit epidemic, when it could have been a very kino time had it not taken them like 6-7 films to start nailing the idea of what X-Men should be about...Only for them to promptly forget and keep releasing garbage.

People turned out for it because it was the first set of well known comic book movies to come out in the 2000's. Had it not been for the novelty of it, X-men would have been a forgettable trilogy. Although, I could be jaded from the now 25 years of superhero/comic book films.

Jesus fuck, I feel so old remembering these movies.

>>211606793
Is he from Spain? What is wrong with that country?

scooter accident

>>211604603 (OP)
>What is the best X-Men movie?
No idea. I am not a child.

>>211604603 (OP)
2 is the only correct answer.

>>211607233
a complete and utter failure to grow up

>>211604603 (OP)
who cares - they're all bad. yes even your precious x2.

>>211605155
Maybe she is matching her great grandaughter's outfit, smartguy

>>211612931
>>First-Class
>Kino. Great movie. Captures the vibe of the classic comics. Also, classy 60's vibes.
retard take

>>211617777
le numbers

>>211604603 (OP)
>this actress...LE AGED?!
still mogs the average millennial/zoomer actress

>>211617724
>Being a failure is having your own home, stable discretionary income, and free time to enjoy it all
Tell me you're a chudcel freak without telling me you're a chudcel freak.

>>211604603 (OP)
Jesus Christ, how?

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

>>211604603 (OP)
i hope her plastic surgeon enjoys the yacht she paid for.

>>211610230
Lol, his maleness is really starting to show.

>>211610230
What's bred in the bone will come out in the flesh

>>211604603 (OP)
Why does she have the mannerisms of a teenage girl despite being an old woman

>>211612931
>First Class and Logan are the best xmen movies
lmao

>>211610230
It's over

>>211606793
THE FUTURE IS HERE

>>211608937
What about some pictures?

Origins Wolverine was way better than First Class

>>211604603 (OP)
>1.14 MB, 720x1280
cancer

>>211623470
>why so sweaty
oh its actually shiny plastic

>>211605155
Arrested development.
She want's to...well...be the little girl.

for all of our technological advancement, we haven't defeated the wall yet. The wall remains the final frontier. We will achieve FTL before we defeat the wall.

>>211623379
They are.

>>211617904
It's not about her ageing but fucking her face up with plastic surgery to end up in the uncanny valley.

Don't get me wrong, there are definitely fags who post actors who have just aged and try to make a big deal about it, even when they're 60 and aged incredibly, but that's not the same as the disgust with the plastic surgeons that bog them for a quick paycheck.

>>211604603 (OP)
She's been bogged for 30 years. She actually looked normal in the mid 90s

>>211609581
Your ass looks retarded.

>>211623470
She Scotchguarded herself.

>>211623749
kino?

>>211623470
What in fucks name is she wearing?

>>211604603 (OP)
She is my music waifu since the movie she did with Jon favraue helped me rediscover the song all over you by the band live.

>>211607224
She is still a hottie.

>>211623899
cut up famke still mogs natty zendaya

>>211605062
>I'll never kidnap prime mid twenties ellen
>I'll never brainwash her into being a short thicc sex kitten
>I'll never bounce her on my fat 9 inches like a paddleball while she wears a catholic school girl outfit and calls me daddy
>I'll never make her a pampered spoiled big tittied blonde house milf and get 3.5 kids from her

>>211605062
I'd rather just chain them by their hands so I can sniff their delicious, pheremoneous pits

>>211625840
*sniff*

>>211625760
If you're into bogged hags then just say that, anon. Nobody will judge you. There's plenty of porn that caters to you.

>>211625966
I'm not into mutts like you. Sorry anon

>>211625993
>>211625760
>you don't think a bogged woman is attractive?? That must mean you're attracted to this other woman I hate!

>>211623612
???
You wanted a 5gb 16k clip of her wrinkles?

>>211610230
Wait how? I thought he was dressing up as a girl since a little kid? If he was on hormones before puberty shouldnt he actually pass now?

>>211626728
It's never been about passing for long periods.
It's about looking like a feminine young looking transexual till twink death as 25.
That's all.

Oh, also permanently destroying thier bodies forever and sterilizing them.

>>211606955
Imagine not being able to differentiate between attractive and unattractive Asians. Must be nice

>>211606874
I wish he were you.

>>211617904
>LE AGED
she's had work done, retard

>>211606793

>>211623452
Nightmare fuel

>>211606737
Might as well, desu. We don't have the technology to fight aging properly yet.
>>211607233
nintoddler

>>211618431
>>211623749
wait, that was her?

>>211604603 (OP)
>spend entire life being one of the most beautiful actresses in the world
>numerous roles because of how hot, sexy and alluring you are
>start getting old

Oh no I need to bog myself completely. Its so unfair that I have to age. I want to be young forever

>>211625840
cute monke

>>211629278
To be fair, that isn't just hot women. Everyone would like to be physically capable their entire life.

>>211629278
>>spend entire life being one of the most beautiful actresses in the world
>>numerous roles because of how hot, sexy and alluring you are
Was she really that big? I literally only know her from X-Men.

>>211629883
Golden eye made her a star even if you didn't know her name. You can be a household name with no name recognition. Ron Howard or poseihn for example.

>>211606793
MUST STIMULATE MUST STIMULATE MUST STIMULATE MUST STIMULATE MUST STIMULATE MUST STIMULATE MUST STIMULATE MUST STIMULATE MUST STIMULATE MUST STIMULATE MUST STIMULATE MUST STIMULATE

>>211629883
She was THE Bond Girl of the 90s.

>>211629278
she had no SUBSTANCE

>>211629936
Bullshit

>>211629278
I want to be immortal, not just young looking, so I understand, but bogging is not the way to go.

>>211629934
I tend to hide bathroom items out of my FoV because I spend so much time of my life shitting in there I eventually get tired of being flooded with visual noise by all the colorful over designed labels. Can't imagine actually living in a space that looks AI generated it's undulating so much with clutter.

>>211610230
All that HRT accomplished was to make him look like a dude with a weak chin.

>>211611987
Actual 10/10 facial hair genetics, head is not half bad either. I wish I could grow a beard that uniform

>>211606793
This guy fucks misaki pillow

>>211604603 (OP)
I have no idea but unironically her best movie is Taken 2

>>211604603 (OP)
best intro is X2, most watchable film is days of future past

>>211625760
Zendaya Derangement Syndrome

>I HURT MYSELF TODAY

People forget how old she is. She was already in her early 30s when she played Xenia in Goldeneye.

>>211627648
I'll take Lucy over any of your plastic gooks any day.

>>211633666
>boomers coomed buckets to this
She deadass looks so mid.

>>211633778
Stop larping as a zoomer, you boomer scum

>>211623470
>>211604603 (OP)
>She fucked her face up to the extent that she became un-castable

She must know that people stare and talking about her behind her back talking about her looks

She looks like a freak a fucking monster
She'll end up killing herself by overdose

>>211633819
Sorry shes ugly bro

>>211610230
Nature always wins. Ladyboys can hardly pass after 25

>>211610230
Poor kid's feminine looks lasted for like 5 years and now he's going to end up looking more and more like a malformed freak.

>>211606793
genuinely repulsive

>>211618236
>Tell me you're a chudcel freak without telling me you're a chudcel freak.

>>211607256
lmao

>>211604603 (OP)
>>211606737
>>211606955
>>211607224
>>211623470
Would

>>211606793
>why do I keep getting seizures?

>>211606793
Look man, people can spend their money on whatever they want but I have a couple of questions:
1) Do they know by having this setup they are opting out of pussy for life?
2) How do they dust this shit?
3) How much of this stuff is placed in a spot and never touched again?

>>211607224
>>211606955
you're retarded if you don't see both of these have also had work done. It's just good work and not a bogjob

>>211633702
being old isn't an excuse for bogging yourself

>>211623749
kino
we'll never get kino like this again in our feminised society that has removed or neutered the (non-faggot) male gaze

>>211604603 (OP)
It would be great to fuck her in the ass in the toilet on that beach

How's our girl Mystique holding up these days anyway

>>211637713

>>211629872
we're talking about appearance, not physical capability

>>211637738
it's a good thing they had a fag play magneto so he didn't have a boner lmao

>>211604603 (OP)
>>211623470

you can say john wick dodged a bullet lel

>>211604603 (OP)
Don't know, never watched any. I loved the X-Men cartoon from the 90s though, that was my childhood.

brutal bogging

Any film featuring a shapeshifting pseudo-naked blue megababe.

>>211638705

>>211606793
Why do these homos install RGB lights everywhere?

>>211638724
so not that one then

>>211637713
>>211637738

>>211604603 (OP)
You guys think this is ugly? You're all a bunch of fucking children.

>>211606955
Asians are born ugly.

>>211637713
I checked out her IG when they announced she was coming back and she looks fine, no obvious bogging mistakes that ruined her face
She looks like a hot mom more or less

>>211604603 (OP)
>give me the dress that looks like a giant diaper. Yes, perfect.

>>211618236
That dude has money because he's a retarded trustfund baby obsessed with nintendo and tiktok. He's not some high IQ gigachad who gamed the system.

>>211639991
what a weird false dichotomy

>>211637713
Romijn was a champ for doing this, and she got paid a fraction of what Jennifer Lawrence was paid.

>>211607233
idolatry

>>211612931
X3 was better than half of the shit on this list

>>211641228
>hello, fellow kids!

>>211627865
That's right, Jay!

>>211639114
She looks good for her age, but that dress is not flattering
It looks like... her legs are too high or something
Or a diaper that's been filled

>>211612931
>Kino, kino, kino
You're clearly a fuckwit, refrain from posting.

>>211606793
I would pay to watch a pack of niggers completely trash this up.