What consequences will this have on the black comedy genre going forward?

>>211606314 (OP)

ZESTY

>>211606348
What the hell was the guest doing in his house?

>>211606348
He was asking for it

>>211606348
>Almost gets raped in 2021
>Stays on the show until 2024
I feel no sympathy desu

Does this mean that Aaron MacGruder will finally be able to air the one episode of Boondocks that ever got blocked because it was making fun of Tyler Perry?

>>211606314 (OP)
Ever been a straight white guy whose had a homo gorillanigg fixated on you? Yeah it's not a great feeling. Eventually they'll pull the "imma rape you one dese days, lol jus kidding haha" without fail. I had one of these at uni. Eventually the psycho boommonkey self destructed and flunked out. I always hope I had some part in that

>>211606582
Trying not to get zesty

>>211606645
He was playing the long game. The more Perry tried to get into his bussy, the more he could sue for.

Why are black men like this?

>>211607504
high test makes you wanna fuck anything. you wouldn't understand. like after doing some heavy deadlifts i'm always horny af

i thought he was straight for some reason

>>211607740
what would give you that impression

in retrospective he has like 12 movies about crossdressing this shouldn't be all too shocking

>>211607504
perry is an RC plane autist and even has a hanger and massive runway in his backyard for them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAoajJkVmlQ

>>211607814
i thought all that cross-dressing shit was just for the cameras like martin lawrence

>>211606314 (OP)
Downright peculiar

>>211606348
>avoided rape by changing the subject
How come women never thought of this?

>>211607875
Always expected Perry to be the kind of black guy that would refuse to talk outside of his race.

>>211608145
Women don't have anything interesting to say.

>>211606314 (OP)
I'm beginning to think that Tariq might be right

>>211607740
He went on record multiple times that he’s not gay and has a son

>>211606314 (OP)
A gay..black man? Naw..no way.

>>211606582
if you read the leaked texts you’ll see Tyler being thirsty as fuck and the dude keeps leading him on.
this went for YEARS
no wonder Tyler got fed up and tried to rape him

>>211606314 (OP)

>>211606348
>>211608145
What did he change the subject to? Facts about the schwerer gustav?

>>211607875
Pretty based actually

>>211606645
>life changing amount of money but a big black dude tries to molest you every once in a while
I mean that's a no brainer right? Just keep dodging until you get paid out and turn around and sue. EZ

>>211606348
>by changing the subject

How 'bout them Braves, eh? You think they could win the pennant this year?

>>211606678
good episode

>>211608305
>w-wait, i have a headache

>>211606314 (OP)
Calling it now: Perry is innocent.

A member of the cast staying at his guest house? How do we know this wasn't some relationship gone wrong?

>>211608258
For someone to catch you almost nude while staying at your guest house & you supposedly don't want sex, the probabilities are....very sus

>>211608385
It was totally about accuracy in War Thunder

Niagara felt Zesty, no reason to be upset.

>>211608447
>he wants to rape every male friend who stays at his house

Boondocks bros… did we win?

>>211607875
I'm an rc autist and I don't fuck dudes in the butt

>>211608643
>male friend walks around in his underwear after you sent him texts about wanting to rail his ass
he knows damn well what he’s doing

>>211608204
>He went on record multiple times that he’s not gay
This should be a big red flag that someone is gay
>and has a son
lots of gay dudes have kids

>>211607740
Yeah look at that face, how could anyone know?

>>211608782
>walks around in his underwear
Nigger he was going to bed. Not everyone wears a dino pajama like you

>>211606348
Why would you even hang out in another man’s house wearing only underwear without a door locked?
If I was in that situation I would reach for whatever I could use as a weapon in an instant
This Derek dude sound like a huge fag

homofascism presents the oil that facilitates the worldview of many once you get past a certain tax bracket and take oaths amonst the brotherhood

the ancient world presented a more graphic picture but the underbelly remains and shall persist

In Tyler Perry's defense the dude is smokin' hot

>>211608953
>This Derek dude sound like a huge fag
hmm

>>211608993
Tank top cut sweaters that are slightly see-through and make your nipples protrude don't get enough use in modern fashion

>>211608993
I guess even gays can extort each other over sexual allegations...

>>211608955
The darker the skin. The gayer the kin.

>>211606314 (OP)
I mean it makes sense, what with all the cross-dressing as black women. He also has gay face.

>>211606314 (OP)
>>211608993
>>211609039
He looks like he has really suckable nipples, yes? I mean who could resist wanting to suck those nips if they saw them protruding from his clothing? No one.

perry has good taste in victims

t. homo

>>211606348
how is that sexual assault? he made a pass and the guy said no. he didnt try anything else. get over it. the white guy is obviously a fag guess he isnt into black guys though

He got sugar in da tank

>>211609486
pause

>>211609226
If anything it was entrapment, imagine this dude decides to come stay at your guest house, walks around naked all the time, and is like "dude definitely don't grab my ass haha that would be so awkward"

i actually admire perrys work ethic, dude has been working on movies, tv, and stage plays and started from the bottom. But he is clearly a closeted homosexual.

"not that there is anything wrong with that"- sinfield

>>211608993
I'm not going to blame the zesty niggers gaydar on that one

>>211607875
amazing

>>211609394
Derek is obviously omitting a bunch of faggottry on his part during the whole deal
A normal straight man would demand Perry to close the door immediately or violence would ensure. How do you reach the point of another man seeing you half-naked, getting close to you, undresses you and then “changing the subject” without any of you getting hurt if you weren’t at least open to homo sex?

>>211609161
>He also has gay face.
Gay face is always a smoking gun. I've met gay dudes that don't have gay face but I have NEVER met a straight dude who has gay face

>>211609649
>I was walking around this dudes house innocently in my underwear

>>211606314 (OP)
BUSSY STATUS?

Tyler earned that bussy

>>211609763
Patrice O'Neal was staying at Kevin Hart's house and Kevin caught him jacking off. You know what Kevin didn't do?

tyler perry - a man denied his bussy

>>211609596
This is too much. I almost want to put a shirt back oh him and suck his nipples through it.

>>211609098

bubblegum bussy is opulence

>>211609649
>A normal straight man
wouldnt be staying at tyler perrys house in the first place. isnt it known hes gay? if you know or suspect someone is gay you dont put yourself into situations like that. one look at the white guy and you can see why tyler perry made advances toward him. he looks gay. tyler perry probably invited him expecting some action and being confused when he was turned down

>>211609979
I'm kind of taking a stab here though that Patrice was jacking off in a corner somewhere not parading around the house in his calvins looking for the baby oil.

For those who don't know:
Every single one of Tyler Perry drama shows feature a side story where an aggressively gay man pursues a straight man. In some of them the gay man uses all kinds of coercion and threats to get the straight man to have sex. In some instances the straight character goes along with the gay affair reluctantly or is sexually confused or torn with whether to continue the secret gay relationship.
For a man who for years claimed he was not gay he sure loves gays flipping straights scenarios in his writing.
>How do you know this anon
My mother and sisters consume this trash constantly and I'm a nigga.

>>211609763
Being in the guest room unclothed is not a gay thing.
Going into the guest room while your guest is disrobed, hugging him, pulling his drawers down, and mushing his buttcheeks is the weird part.

>>211610434
The guy was in the guest house probably getting ready for bed. He didn't do anything wrong.

this buck aint right...

>>211610770
Being half naked in a gay dude's guest house when he comes to the door definitely sends unambiguous signals. I think he was bussy baiting.

>>211606314 (OP)
What the fuck is going on with the black men?
Will Smith and now this?

>>211611008
>Step one, look at Tyler perry
>Step two, evaluate zest
>Step three decide if you should sleep in your clothes
This all seems very elementary

>>211608681
This parody stuff is always low tier. It would be a challenge to find a straight conservatize man in Hollywood

>>211606314 (OP)
>black man tries to buck break a white man
>fails spectacularly
HAHAHAHA LOL

>>211606314 (OP)

>>211606314 (OP)
They'll probably start making funny black comedies again now that this flaming faggot is going to prison.

>>211608727
Yet.

>>211608993
Would

>>211611184
Black men have always been super gay in the dark
I think the only group to match or exceed black in being gay degenerates are Indians

>>211606314 (OP)
out of court settlement, charges dropped, perry makes 5 more zesty films

>>211608145
>>211608177

>>211611324
>Black men have always been super gay
>in the dark
Nice pun KEK

>>211611333
His entire audience is black church ladies who will be genuinely scandalized by this

>>211611324
Jesus Christ, more black women for us i guess.

>>211611267
It helps that the episode is funny

>>211606314 (OP)
>dixon
>dicks in
My nigga just got confused is all.

>>211611434
>His entire audience is black church ladies who secretly get off on this
ftfy

>insert "horny" word spuriously
His game is terrible

>>211606348
>cmon boy let me get that bussy
>so how about them rangers bro
works every time

>>211606348
>Avoided rape by changing the subject
>Sleeping in his underwear with no covers
I'm so confused

>>211608953
>This Derek dude sound like a huge fag
I mean it is Atlanta. Fags can get raped too though.

>>211610690

prison is notorious for nogs trying to sexually assualt white men

this faggot trying to sneak it into his script while assaulting others in real life suggest their many other skeletons to consider

>>211611605
he’s a billionaire with decades of rumors doing this shit
i’d imagine he doesn’t have to try that hard

>>211611464
That looks like a man in a wig

Sugar plum status?

>>211609394
Pulling someone's pants down and grabbing their ass is sexual assault. You can't just go up to someone and strip them then grope them. Please think about this before you have another sexual emergency.

>>211611795
Dis nigga sweeter than one.

>>211607868
The shocker is putting on a dress doesn't mean he's not the top

>>211611706
The white guy is the aggressor in that image.
He likes the white on black gay pairing alot.

>>211610690
There have been a lot of gay Black characters in the media lately. It doesn't help that many actors, like Eddie Murphy and Will Smith, are gay.
Ultimately, This shit is already everywhere.

An aggressive Black male? Wow this brings me back.

Last summer I was canoeing back with a load of groceries when I tied off to the house boat and quietly hopped aboard. My wife wasn’t expecting me back until later in the afternoon so I wanted to sneak up and give her a scare for fun. But I suddenly noticed a tricked out seadoo tied to the starboard side of our boat. “What in tarnation” I said as I read the sticker proclaiming “Nigga of da Sea” on the vessel.

I gently opened the door and heard my wife moaning and a deep voice plainly stating “take that giant sea cucumber you fuckin’ seahag, take it until your full to the gunwales.” I walked to the helm and saw a tall, muscular, swarthy saltcoon doing the unspeakable with my sweet wife.

“You fucking landlubber son of a whore, I’ll keel haul ye for this dirty slight!” I cried as the two jumped in shock. My wife stuttered muttering about being out in the doldrums and needing a tow back to shore. The man just stood there knowing he was caught and watching the boat hook I gripped in my tanned hands. I lifted the hook with my windburn, sinewy arms and said “prepare to walk the plank you dastardly jigaboo, or are ye man enough to fight?” Instead of keeping his eyes down he stared at me directly with his chin up and a look of defiance.

do you think he will pull a kevin spacy and just come out already?

also will the other guy mysteriously die

>>211606314 (OP)
He gay?

>>211611923
“Well, well, well, I know what we have here, an unbroken buck needing a lesson in the etiquette of the sea!” I hollered and leaped on the blackie and had him tied with the halyard before he could so much as sucker punch me, as they are likely to do. Within minutes I was balls deep in his dark taut arse, my vaselined dong stretching his o-ring to unprecedented limits of its elasticity. He knew he was beat but had one more fit of defiance as he bucked and bucked like the best of them. I put a lifebuoy around his neck and held on as tight as I could while his bucking churned my loins like the most violent of sea storms. “Batten ye hatches, this mate’s erupting!” I shouted as I unleashed wave after wave of creamy jetsam into this dirty pirate’s turdcutter.

My wife watched with amazement as she saw her strong man thoroughly dominate and plunder her villain lover’s booty. I could see in her eyes she was wetter than a jellyfish’s boots but I couldn’t quell Poseidon’s rage before teaching her a lesson.

“Scrub me poop deck!” I commanded as the utterly broken and dejected buck proceeded to kneel down and suck my rigid cutlass. “Blow me down ye scallywag” as my cannon was polished with professional courtesy. When ready I bent my dear wench over the port gunwale and gave it to her with everything I had, a fathom deep in her arse if it was an inch. I shot another load in her and almost collapsed, panting and content.

I scuttled the buck’s seadoo and marooned him on a nearby island. He was so broken he didn’t so much as protest, he knew he was broke and broke good.

When I returned the house boat to the rental place a few days later the owner asked if I had a nice romantic time out on the lake. I looked sideways at my wife and said we had some trouble on the water but nothing so broke that couldn’t be fixed, then my wife and I laughed and held each other as the owner awkwardly smiled.

>>211611870
been reading on other forums that perry likes light skin black guys, exotic looking, and white guys

Looks like Tyler Perry's team targeted the guy. Hired him for wait staff, gave him a role, try to put him in Perry's PATH cos he fits his TYPE.

>>211607600
Yeah. It's your high test and dead lifts that make you want to have sex with other men. You're super straight.

>>211612000
I wouldn't doubt it
After they get rich black men tend to enjoy lighter skinned partners

>>211612014
I'm surprised this shit doesn't happen more often. If you're a bigwig in the film industry you're around some of the most beautiful people in the world, they're incredibly vulnerable and you have immense power over them.

It probably starts innocently enough - you make a few calls for someone you genuinely like and hope they appreciate it and return the favor, and then it just becomes more pushy and overt from there. I can see a lot of dudes getting very carried away with that and getting themselves into trouble.

>>211606348
This isn't necessarily gay. Sometimes bros just horse around. This guy sounds like a fag for freaking out about a little grab and goose.

the real Diddy

>>211612102
Yeah imagine crying rape over getting your cheeks honked during a goodnight hug with your bro. Is this seriously a news item?

>>211606314 (OP)
>relax and just let it happen
>stop being such a fucking tease, you sweet little twat
it's like the rape scene from rick and morty lmao

>>211606314 (OP)
>>211606348
>black guy is a faggot
Many such cases. Many as in all.

>>211611870

kek

To be totally fair to Tyler white boy bussy can be intoxicating

>>211612102
This. There's a big difference between liberal homosexuality and faggotism and conservative heterosexual manly horse play.

>>211606314 (OP)
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm11757789/

This guy's a nobody who's obviously gay.

>>211611878
>There have been a lot of gay Black characters in the media lately.
Commercials have tons of them these days. It's to try and push acceptance in their own community that vehemently hates them.

>Workplace gender violence

>>211609626
>started from the bottom
And now he's a top. I mean on top.

>>211611878

>hollywood

everything about the scene is fake and gay with a significant portion of the jesters of the current controlled "alt" movement being blackmailed literal homos

fuentes,
spencer,
milo,
tim dillon
roger stone,
jake shields
rogan,
vance
russel brand
destiny
murray,
baked alaska,
jack donovan,
chowder boi,
paul watson
andrew ngo
the deepstate guy that funds grifting ecelebs
jack murphy
keith woods,
lommer (tranny?),
dave rubin
mcinnes,
BAP,
greg johnson
stew peters,
tony hinchcliff

all flying monkeys for the establishment, curated and astroturfed from the top down so fags in the pocket of the state can help steer and manage the narrative

What is the Black reaction to this?
I can imagine what some of the popular sentiments are
>we been know Tyler gay at least he fuckin ytbois
>this payback ytboi
>who care if Tyler breaks hisself off a piece a dat ytboi Tyler still black
>Tyler ain't gay and ain't never been gay this is yt jooish tricks to bring down another independent successful black entrepreneur

>>211606348
>by changing the subject
HEY MAN THE WEATHERS CRAZY DONT FUCK MY ASS
lol

>>211606314 (OP)
>tyler perry
niggers could subconciously tell something was zesty about him like 20 years ago

>>211610136
Maybe the dude isn't attracted to black guys. Are gay men not allowed to have standards?

>>211613342
tim dillon is openly gay though

>>211606314 (OP)
Can I get a Buck status on this nigga?

>Madea goes to Jail (Again!)

>>211606348
>that one time I talked myself out of being raped by tyler perry

>>211611464
Not if Tyler Perry gets to you first.

>>211611605
Can't control his horny level

>>211606348
>He came in to give me a goodnight hug and then things got weird
Yeah cause bros hugging eachother goodnight is completely normal

I hope Jordan Peele makes a horror movie about demonic white twinks seducing strong black brothers with their racist white bussy hellportals. It keeps happening to the people no one suspects like Michael Jackson, Tyler Perry, Kevin Clash, et cetera.

>>211608220
he's not gay, he's on the DL
learn the difference chud

>>211606314 (OP)
Just what the fuck are the Jews' problem? Why do they keep hiring the most zesty and rapy black guys to run black entertainment? Quincy Jones, Will Smith, Eddie Murphy, Diddy, Drake.

>>211614329
he live in the breaking barn

>>211606348
dude was definitely into it at the time, they probably had a falling out later and that's why he's telling on tyler now

>>211608145
kek

>>211606314 (OP)
everyone posting in this thread is either a closet gay or a faggot

>>211606645
>dood just quit your acting job I'm sure you'll get cast again

>>211615432
I admit. I am the latter.

>>211615515
top or bottom

why are troons so rapey?

>>211615545
I do both

>>211615584
I have to say, the fact that Perry has joined the likes of Weinstein makes me respect him more, not less.

>>211611605
Dis test is increasing my zest! Oooh lawdy

>>211606314 (OP)
More like "The Oral" haha

why are blacks all such low key faggots? is it because they're mostly raised by women and get fucked by other men in jail?

>>211612899
>in their own community
the irony

>people of color are proportionally more likely to identify as LGBTQ+ compared to White individuals. Specifically, about 5% of Black people identify as LGBTQ+ compared to 4% of White people, according to data from Gallup.

It's probably even higher if they weren't so closeted in their community

>>211616089
women of all races rate black men as the least attractive partners.
who else are they gonna fuck if women hate their guts?

>>211614310
A bunch of those guys are especially Andrew Ngo

>>211616089
Heterosexuality was invented by Yakub