We excited for How to Train You're Dragon?

>>211606700 (OP)
OP is brown and a HUGE faggot

>>211606700 (OP)
Can you wear a cumberbund without being laughed out of the premises now or is he jjust using a sail as one because no one manufactures belts his size?

>>211606700 (OP)
He probably is pretty uncomfortably hot in that suit

Look at that massive fucking whale
How does he wipe, lads?

>>211606700 (OP)
*heavy breathing*

>>211606700 (OP)
That cumberbund is putting in work

>>211606700 (OP)
is that supposed to be hiccup?

>>211607136
They use a stick. I worked for a decade replacing windows and doors in peoples houses so I know all about the private lives of other shapes, sizes, and colors of people. They have butt wiping sticks next to their toilets. They’re usually green and white and made of plastic with rubber.

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>>211607163
Don't quote OP, you morons.

>>211607227
That's kind of sad, man. Can you imagine how they would stink in an apocalyptic scenario without their sticks and dirty assholes arghhh
I don't think it should be wrong to ban these people from your group

>>211607136
I unironically asked a fat friend (who are still moderately overweight back then, not as big as op pic but still a big guy) about this specific question. He said that his dad replaced their home toilet with that automatic sprayer thing that could spray water to your ass and do the job, you know something like mall toilet. But it was back then, in 2018, I heard that he's getting more and more fatter these days and unable to leave home for a long time

>>211606700 (OP)
Can't wear a tie and a belt on the same day or else he'll turn into sausages.

>>211606700 (OP)
Oh lawd he training

>>211606700 (OP)
Could see him playing some John Candy type roles in a few years.

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>>211607262
Huh?

>>211606700 (OP)
does he speak his truth in his calvins?

>Books are about finding your place even if you're not perfect, and how even the weakest man can make a difference if he's brave
>Movies throw it all out to make the main character a chad with a huge fuck off powerful dragon
Spiritually corrupt slop

>>211606700 (OP)
I’m on the way to looking like this

>>211606700 (OP)
He should be burned alive and fed to starving African children

>>211607549
Would

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