Anon, sit... and talk with me.

Sure, how's your day been?

>>211610928 (OP)
What's up?
Conquer any good looking girls today?

>sure, you know its funny i keep thinking youre dead but then i remember youre just stroked out
>heh yeah i get that a lot. more blood wine?

Imagine how annoying it would be to have horns like that. They'd definitely limit your field of view. Constantly having to be careful with the tops of doorways and anything else that is meant to for people to pass under. Can never sleep on your side or belly, only on your back. Can't put on a goddamn t-shirt.

you're pretty cool and all, but how come your only help is like Saturday morning cartoon tier goblins? like you're an endboss with a few act 1 minions. it doesn't make sense