"ok"

>>211612232 (OP)
"fat"

go to website

>>211612232 (OP)
> yes Jonah it is ok
>unlike your BMI

>Well, I don't know what to say, Ornella. Oh- and before you retort with something like "Well you know what to eat, Jonah" may I remind you that not only are you too old for DiCaprio, but you are also too skinny for the Pitt. He prefers curves, you know, actual ass and booba. Not some royale with cheese shit, he needs a real quarterpounder. And yes, I did deliberately use a food analogy just now, opening myself to ridicule, but you know I can always lose weight, Ornella. You can never lose the years.

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>>211612608
I think we have it bros

>first of all...

>>211614272
He finally won

They prefer french fries over french whores
simple

>>211612608
hed never get this essay out under those conditions

>>211612232 (OP)
What animated animal character does he remind me of, some hamster?

>>211614272
>has to use AI to make his dream come true
pathetic

too old for dicaprio ended this meme format
riddle was already solved

>>211614272
very kino how the splitscreen merges

>ok go back 2 r*ddit bitch
it's that easy

>>211612232 (OP)
That's the kind of answer faggots think is the ultimate BFTO answer

>>211612232 (OP)
>Ornella, that joke was Superbad (2007)

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>>211615795
>Do you always end sentences with your weight?

>>211615809
he looks better

>>211612608
> but you know I can always lose weight, Ornella. You can never lose the years.
>well at least it isn’t as many years as the ones it took for you to respond
>w-what are you talking about I just said it here
>cut to 93 obese Jonah in a retirement home talking to himself, where he’s been playing this moment over and over in his head until he finally got the perfect comeback, and coming back to reality

>>211614581
I think Burr would also do well in this situation

>>211615919
him trying to download this rent-a-hippie-local-surfer look isn't going undetected. It looks like he's trying to retroactively live years gone but he's past that age.

honestly looks much better here with fewer tattoos

>>211615366
>implying thats Ai

>>211616189
He is a faggot who can not act nor direct. Why is he still alive?

>>211614581
Patrice would have been a huge shock on this talk show lol, just five minutes of any of his pimp diatribes would have been gold.

>>211612232 (OP)
>Is Hill even your real name? wikipedia says it isn't.

>>211612232 (OP)
the Tom Cruise beratement strategy will always be the answer.
>What? Why would you say that? No, what was that? I'm coming on your show giving you viewers and you say something rude like that? You're a jerk.
et cetera. just don't play along and make them look unprofessional

>>211616740
>Phhpppmmph... ok... *sniggers*... (whispers "crybaby fatass")

>>211616806
no, she'd be getting producers yelling in her earpiece because now there's a tenuous situation that she caused

>>211612232 (OP)
will that be all for your order sir

>>211616683
>*Hisssss*