Does this actually work irl?

>>211612773 (OP)
yeah

>>211612773 (OP)
>Bookstores
>2025
Good god as an academicfag the death of bookstores hits me harder than you can imagine.

>>211612773 (OP)
no

>>211612773 (OP)
It does if you're attractive. If you're not attractive they kick you out of the store and call the police.

>>211612873
What are you talking about we still have book stores.

>>211612773 (OP)
Of course. I did this, and now I'm married with 3 kids.

>>211612873
i was in ohare and theres a bookstore called brookstone and i thought maybe the signmaker was dyslexic and nobody caught it

>>211612873
>he doesn’t know

>>211612922
books a million + barnes and noble are like 50% funko pops and harry potter board games
and the selection of actual books is shitty zog propaganda for boomers. not much better selection than public libraries
my grandma offered to buy me whatever book i wanted and it took me a half hour to hunt for something and all i could settle on was dante's divine comedy

>>211613215
You sound like a lot of fun at parties

>>211613165
her of is disappointing

>>211612907
100% this, chad can do this and a whore will get wet and cream over the idea of them fucking
if its fucking 40 year old virgin creepy loser your ass is going to jail for sexual harassment
hot guys can do literally fucking nothing and whores will drool

>>211612773 (OP)
Yeah. But it's not some magical trick that'll work every single time. It's more like a sixty percent of the time it works all the time kind of thing.

>>211613165
obese

>>211612773 (OP)
yeah i did that with you are mom lol

>>211613165
She's going to look like a fat piece of shit in real life. (And smell bad)

>>211613325
You sound like you eat cheez out of a can, phonetard.

>>211613215
Chain bookstores have always been sloppa

>>211613607
the one here had a bunch of tranny kids books on display last year. i went to buy my niece something and walked into a full display of globohomo propaganda in childrens book form.

there was this cute blue haired starbucks barista so I took the courage to chat and her ask her out and she told me she is a tranny and now we're supposed to go out on friday because I didn't really know what to say and I'm not even sure if I mind her being a tranny but it's probably going to be weird

>>211612773 (OP)
You have to be either hot or have non-threatening features like Steve Carrell.

So definitely not the fa/tv/irgin demographic.

>>211613695
A man pretending to be a woman or a woman pretending to be a man?

most young good looking people want sex and you can give it to them if you try

>>211613688
And in 04 they had a bunch of anti-troop propaganda. Wokeness just rotates

>>211613695
i mean she must pass well enough if you didnt notice

>>211613756
a man pretending to be a woman
and honestly does it pretty well, even the voice

>>211613818
yeah man it's just as bad as gawdfag shit. propaganda is propaganda.

>>211612773 (OP)
tummy

>>211613695
You can just be friends (unless you're curious). Hell, (s)he's probably better company than most whores.

>>211613165
I was paying attention to her content but was distracted by the sudden flourishing of her bosom. Women should be careful, I see this happen a lot and it could lead to being objectified (by the wrong viewer)

>>211613823
get a blowjob
it's only gay if your balls touch

>>211613165

>>211612773 (OP)
If you're good looking enough you don't even need the banter, this guy I used to work with had girls slipping him their number while he worked the cashier in a museum. I hung back a few times to see if he was doing anything special but he was just doing his job normally, no special attention to anyone in particular.

>>211612773 (OP)
Not exaggerating when I say that Liz Banks in that specific movie is the most attractive woman I have ever seen in my life. Absolutely crazy hot.

>>211613374
It's not like it's that different the other way around. If a hot chick started flirting with me I'd be into it, but if some landwhale tried chatting me up out of nowhere in public I'd be kinda put off. It actually happened one time. This really big chick called me hot in front of a bunch of people and I didn't really know what to say and she left in a hurry like she was embarrassed. Then I felt bad for embarrassing her.

>>211612773 (OP)
elizabeth banks was so qt. Nice lil tum for kisses

>>211612773 (OP)
I like girls with boobs like hers

>>211612773 (OP)
this used to happen to me all the time even though im socially retarded but then i got fat and started balding and women ignore me