*tempts you*

Do people actually watch movies at high speed with everyone sounding like a chipmunk

>>211616119 (OP)
>tempts you
no it doesn't

>>211616215
1.3x is perfect tho

>>211616215
>>211616230
>conSOOMing media at base-speed in 2025
grim.

>>211616215
I listen to audio books at 1.2 - 1.5 speed cause i read faster than they talk at regualr speed, but no, not videos.

>>211616294
>not using picture-in-picture and getting double dopamine
ngmi

I no longer care about reviews I see of media on here. I just have no way of knowing if it was stupidly viewed at 1.5x or something gay and retarded like that. Reviews at other speeds simply don't count.

>>211616294
No amount of buzzwords will make you sound less gay

>>211616119 (OP)
i have never used this setting in my entire life

>>211616119 (OP)
All anime is meant to be consumed at 1.5 times speed.

>>211616119 (OP)
You can do 1.25 with no content loss with 99% of movies except Michael Bay shit.

>>211616462
I hope you die painfully

I think watching Crank at 1.5x speed ruined all other movies for me.

>>211616546
Maybe you should try watching it at 0.5 speed to reverse that effect

C aptcha: WANKH

I can't tell if any of you a serious and if you are, what the fuck? audiobooks and informative video content makes perfect sense to speed up. but doing this for movies is mental illness-tier neurotic.

>>211617064
>need to leave in 1h15m
>kino in your backlog is 1h30
Just 2x for the boring parts and bam

>>211616119 (OP)
You must be some high IQ nigga who can pay attention to faster than real life dialogue. Most people can barely sit through a movie because they have to be on their phone at the same time.
>BANG BANG
>WHAT HAPPENED, GO BACK

>>211616215
>>211616329
Every youtube video is like 20-60 minutes now. So much of it is filler and them talking slowly. Saves a shit ton of time at 2X. And yeah, some 3 hour movies don't actually need 3 hours of my time to watch them

>>211617147
do anons really have more than, say, 5 movies they've been meaning to see at any given time?

>>211617425
There are zoomies on this board right now that have 500+ movies and episodes to watch to catch up

>>211616119 (OP)
>not watching at 3/4 speed to savor the kino
plebs all of you

>>211616215
YouTube videos, yes. Actual movies and TV, no. Most YouTubers are absolute dogshit at video time management and will spend minutes humming and hawing around before getting to the point, repeating themselves and giving introductions to things which require no introduction. No, you don't need to describe the history of the thing you're repairing, just do the repair.

>>211616294
>he's fried his dopamine receptors this early in life at such an astounding rate that he frequently confuses leisure for tedium and can't even sit still through a show at standard runtime

grim

>>211616119 (OP)
I don't understand why you people want your entertainment to end faster. It's hard enough finding good entertainment as it is.

>>211616119 (OP)
I just constantly skip ahead when watching Netflix. Aint no one got time to watch when there's nothing happening.

>>211617647
you'll understand some day when you're constantly strapped for time and trying to fill it with as much as you can. And yet everything is designed to waste your time with filler to hit arbitrary lengths

>>211617573
B A S E D

i just ffw if it gets too boring idgaf

>>211617710
>you'll understand some day when you're constantly strapped for time and trying to fill it with as much as you can
by being an adhd ipad baby? you're retarded.

>>211616215
>Do people actually watch movies at high speed with everyone sounding like a chipmunk

No, but sometimes it's the best way to watch a vintage SILENT movie. I don't think I would have gotten through "Don Q, Son of Zorro" without the x1.5 ... It's old-school capeslop with some fantastic stuntwork, but a slow-moving plot.

>>211617710
>I MUST consume ALL the slop!
good for you I guess

>>211617753
alright this I can kind of relate to, I usually just skim though

>>211617881
shut up

>>211617710
wow that was hard

I want to imagine retarded zoomers can't help but talk way too fast to each other due to overconsumption of speed-talking. Literally the most retarded generation.

>>211616119 (OP)
if it's an artistic medium like films, music, games etc then I put it on normal speed since that's the way the creator has envisioned the piece was meant to be enjoyed
if it's some kind of podcast, tutorials, educational video, reviews etc I will put it on 1.5x since it's just an info dump and it's all about absorbing as much info as possible in the shortest amount of time

>>211618322
That's a terrifying thought

>>211616215

Movies? No. Youtubes where I'm trying to figure something out or just generally want the tubist to get to the point? Yes.

>>211616215
i watch documentaries at 2x speed because everyone is fucking old and slow or reading lines at a pace old and slow people can keep up with

>>211617710
You spend 4-5 hours a day browsing gay porn websites and posting on this shitty anime forum
You have plenty of time but choose to throw it away like a retard

>>211616215
Video essay garbage yes, actual movies no

>>211623175
if it's garbage why do you watch it

>>211624059
the reply that killed the thread

>>211626564
americans are asleep

>>211616215
A lot of fa/tv/virgins do it.

>>211616215
Yea we learned from Destiny so we can debate with redpill and conservatives, and learn more faster

>Instagram added fast forwarding for Reels
>Notice myself fast forwarding through more and more reels
>Cant watch a reel anymore without fast forwarding
holy fuck am i becoming retarded

>>211616215
>wasting time
lmao

>>211616119 (OP)
This has to be a zoomer only thing

I watch almost every video at 2x speed because someone pointed out to me just how much dead air there is in almost everything online, and I've never been able to ignore it. Atleast 1/3rd, but usually half of a video is literally fucking nothing happening. Movies I watch at normal speed, because I just assume that it's there for a reason instead of just a dumb/lazy editor

>>211616215
>with everyone sounding like a chipmunk

That wont happen at speeds lower than 2x retard you need 3x or 10x at least

>>211616119 (OP)
Only retarded brainrotted zoomers do this

>>211616119 (OP)
Boomers (>40) basically do the same thing while driving

>I NEED to be in a rush
>I MUST get back to my loveless marriage as soon as possible
>I WILL overtake everyone going the speed limit
>I do NOT care that it's Sunday and there is 0 reason to go 2x over the speed limit

For me, it's the good old fashioned Fast Forward button.
>people get into a car to drive
>fast forward
>people get out of the car and talk to the front door
>fast forward
>romance scenes
>fast forward
>atmosphere scenes with no dialogue or action
>fast forward

Half of every movie is pure filler to pad the runtime.

>>211631398
specific projection

>>211618172
Based

>>211616119 (OP)
I never do this, if I am watching something I am watching it the way it was meant to be watched. If I feel the need to watch it 1.1x speed for whatever reason then it isn't worth my time and I would enjoy just watching something else entirely.

>>211616119 (OP)
I have never used anything other than Normal and never will.

dont watch shit you dont care about retard. a lot of the shit out there is seriously overrated, if its boring or if it sucks, just turn it off, delete your file. trust your gut a little, anon

>>211631001
Nah, if a movie is 3 hours long, 45 mins is gonna be filler. You can safely watch it in 1.5 hours at 2x and get the same experience

I do that with youtube sometimes but never movies, thats insane

>>211616215
Youtube videos, Yes. Movies and Anime? NO

I used to slow down movies I liked. Usually 7.5 but sometimes 0.5. You're brain adjusts and then you've got more movie. I am pretty dumb though.

>>211631398
people who obey speed limits are statist faggots

>>211629037
if you were watching Instagram reels in the first place you were already retarded

I never speed up movies or shows. But youtube videos? yeah, fuck that

>>211634048
that's fucking wild, dawg

This is the official /tv/ watch speed guide:
>kinos 0.25x
>cinéma 0.5x
>films 1x
>movies 1.25x
>capeshit 1.5x
>flicks 2x
>joints 3x

>>211634822
but why

>>211634960
youtube creators are incentivized to pad their videos because they have to hit certain lengths plus add in advertisements, intros, outros, etc. Try it and you'll see you can watch a 20 min video in 10 mins and get the same out of it without wasting the extra 10 mins

>>211616119 (OP)
protip, in Youtube you can just hold down your mouse button right on the video and it will temporarily go 2X speed. This is useful if you have certain parts you want to zip through.

Wrestling and YouTube I'll 1.5x though and if you're doing a rewatch of a series there's no real harm in speeding up the stinky episodes that are 40+ minutes. That's a lot of time.

>>211623156
>The faggot is projecting his gay fantasies on others again

>>211617400
>>211617606
>Most YouTubers are absolute dogshit at video time management
Wrong. It's because hours watched counts for monetization also they allow you more ads in longer formats and they pay better.
T.modest travel youtuber

>>211635096
this is this weird zoomer "consoomer" mindset where they think the purpose of watching a youtube video or a movie or listening to an album is to "collect" as many of them as possible in order to gain some kind of social currency. I don't give a shit if there's a little padding in a youtube video I'm watching because, as I stated earlier: it's difficult to find YouTube videos that I want to watch in the first place, so I prefer to savor the ones I find to be worthwhile. but I guess you'll just watch anything.

>>211635096
>padding
>>211636210
>ads
I run ublock and sponsorblock

>>211616215
x1.5-1.75 and skipping parts with arrows

>>211617630
so much words to say
>I like to waste time

>>211637205
>so much words

youtube.com/search=q?movie+higlights

>>211636953
Same. But 90% of my audience don't.
Just using Brave allows you to bypass every ad and still people refuse to change browsers lol. Good for me anyway

>>211638507
brave fucking skips spotify ads. it's great.

>Movie is 2 hours
>Watch it in 1
>spend the remaining hour enjoying the seething anons complaining that I watched it too fast

>>211616119 (OP)
I wish I could make 1.25 my default. 90% of the shit people say is useless fluff. Hell half the time you can skip the first third of circle jerking completely to get to the point.

>>211616215
Movies no. Every video online, yes, unless i'm listening to a motormouth. 1.5x speed for porn too, it's quite efficient. Can't imagine how much time i'd be wasting without that option. It's like deliberately downgrading your kinos.

>2x screenings of movies at theatres
>2x the amount of screenings
>2x the amount of box office
Cinema is saved.

>>211638739
what about tv shows? You really going to sit through 24 episodes at 30-45 minutes each when you could watch it all in half the time?

Because of 0.25 speed I was able to find out that Grace took 150ms to remove the drive in The Final Reckoning instead of the 100ms window specified by Benji, meaning that the Entity should’ve been able to launch the nukes.
Why the fuck didn’t they just make it 200ms? Or why didn’t Benji just rig up a basic photodiode to detect the light in the drive and cut off the drive access once it did?

>>211641068
CRUISE YOU FUCKING HACK!!

>>211617800
Hang yourself, kike. You are only able to eat because adults work.