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>>211618047
do women like this even exist in 2025? all i see are obese landwhales

>>211617796 (OP)
I was a kid when I saw howard the duck, and I remember becoming extremely aroused during this scene.

>>211618209
>t.corkscrew penis duck

>>211618123
What's going on here?

>>211619829
I Quack On Your Grave

Rip Ed Gale

>>211619975
I thought it was an average day in india

>>211618123
This is what happens when you let migrant ducks into your pond.

>>211617796 (OP)
what's our pathetic cope gonna be this time bros? crime rate? that the jews push it? sexually transmitted bird flu?

>>211617796 (OP)
>implied attempted sex scene
>duck tits
How the hell did this get away with a PG rating back in 1986?

>>211620766
this is what happened when we let /pol/ onto this board

>>211618226
>>t.corkscrew penis duck
>shoots out like a rocket once inserted into the vagina

>>211617796 (OP)
>>211617896
Didn't know Marty's mom was into waterfowl.

>>211621279
Ratings are more a reflection of the sentiment of the era of release than the content of the film.

>>211617796 (OP)
This movie made me irrationally horny as a kid. All the stuff with the perverted inter-dimensional monster too.

>>211621287
You just admitted another board gangraped you. Great job retard.

>>211621569
You and Jeffrey Jones would have got along well when you were a kid.

>>211621569

>>211617796 (OP)

>>211617796 (OP)
QUACKENED HOS

>>211617796 (OP)
>George Lucas has just wrapped up one of the most successful trilogies of all time
>Writer-Director did Temple of Doom
>Lea Thompson fresh off of Back to the Future
>They decide to adapt a Marvel comic book
>Howard the fucking Duck
This has to be the biggest WTF moment in cinema history and something like it probably isn't gonna happen again.

i watched Howard for whatever reason recently and i'm not sure why it exists but I guess it was a bit more adult and even weirder than I expected, the interdimensional villain really gave it some slack

>>211617796 (OP)
Leah Thompson was such a babe back then. Incredibly cute. Like Carrie Fisher, sad they did not have a bigger on screen career, but glad they made it behind the camera.

>>211620191
>Rip Ed Gale
That child molesting prick should have died years ago.

>>211617896
She's so skinny it's painful to see.

>>211623623
Well this is the genius mind that came up with Indiana Jones and the Attack of the Giant Ants. Featuring his young daughter and an alien sidekick called ummu uptu

>>211618047
Need

>>211617796 (OP)
i wonder what it feels like to have sex with a duck

mom??

>>211617796 (OP)
kino panties

>>211618116
her daughter

>>211624664
You're so American it's painful to read

>"She took my eggs"

So many quotable lines in this, love it. He did an awesome job as Jennings.

>>211626409
You're such a pajeet, it's painful to deal with your stench.

If thats how zoey was made i am fine with it

>>211618123
Those are Israeli ducks obviously

>>211617796 (OP)
Why did she fuck a duck. I don't get it

>>211618123
It's like a clock work orange

>>211617796 (OP)
>Produced by George Lucas

>>211623154
nice