Did HE deserve the show being cancelled?

He must have felt a little shortchanged

>>211617999 (OP)
Does he even deserve to live?

>>211617999 (OP)
I'd make a lame pun about his views "coming up short" or whatever but that feels to playful

So here's the truth: I want to grab him by the ankles and dash his ahead across the pavement until he agrees to stop making films and forcing us to see his disgusting deformity plastered all over the television.

>>211617999 (OP)
he deserves to be chained to a wall in a damp basement and starved to death.

Warwick deserves to be tied up to a tree and beaten with sticks like a piñata

>>211617999 (OP)
>>211618066
>>211618299
>Phew

i watched Life's Too Short and it was funny

They couldn't get Val Kilmer but they got Christian Slater and Ralph Ineson, was Kilmer just too bloated to accept?

>>211617999 (OP)
Trip nines. Nice.
I was searching around for the copypastas and had to find it using Yandex. Apparently any sites that contain it are delisted on the big searches. I found the one with his son and daughter just tasteless, almost couldn't finish it through the tears of laughter

>>211618702
>I found the one with his son and daughter just tasteless, almost couldn't finish it through the tears
>of laughter
kek

>>211618066
Its a short joke

I enjoyed it

The pixie hair girls were kinda hot

>>211617999 (OP)

Looks like a dildo with shit on it.

That stick he's holding looks really stupid, too.

>>211618702
post it

>>211617999 (OP)
>show removed from its own streamer
>pirates can watch whenever they want
>the show was dogshit so no one even bothers
warwick should sudoku himself for his family’s honor

>>211618801
>a dildo with shit on it
shhhh you’re not supposed to know what warwick did on the casting couch with george lucas

>>211618850
At the risk of a ban, just for (You)

I'd bludgeon Warwick with the son, mainly cause it would kill the son before him and Warwick would cry and scream in anguish. He'd probably rush me. Trying to take down the monster that beat him bloody and slaughtered his vile son. I would laugh. Laugh so evilly that the logic triumphs over the rage and he realises how hopeless it is take down a great lumbering brute like me. When I finally see this realisation dawn on him and hopelessness touch his eyes, I shall treat him to a very wicked smirk and saunter over to his daughter, who is grieving over the remains of her halfing (or quarterling) mutant of a brother. I shall grab her by the angles. She lets out a shriek of terror. Warwick rushes me again but I just kick him in the jaw and send him flying, and, of course, reduce his jaw to a mangled ruin of blood and broken bone. I stand of him with his daughter squirming, laugh maliciously once more for posterity's sake, raise his daughter high, and slam her down onto her vile sire again and again and again and finally end that goblin's worthless life.

>you wake up as warwick davis

>>211618962
>no rape
gay

>>211618962
lol, jesus christ. thank you anon

>>211618900

>>211617999 (OP)
he deserves being kicked into a volcano mwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

>>211619033
>>211619033
>>211619043
The duality of man

I'd love to play a game of Fridge The Midge with Warwick Davis. What's Fridge The Midge, one might ask? It's simple: you put a midget in a refrigerator. You and the boys put him in the crisper drawer, shut the door, gather 'round, drink some cold ones, and laugh yourself lightheaded over hearing the pathetic little midget's futile attempts to escape. He's not strong enough to push the door open, he doesn't have the leverage or space to even get the crisper drawer open, the cold is slowing him down, he's running out of air, he knows it's almost over for him and starts screaming for help. Maybe you liven things up a little by shaking the refrigerator to spook him, or say "oh my God is somebody in there" and open the door to give him a glimmer of hope before slamming it shut and mocking him, it's up to you. I wouldn't recommend letting the midget die, that's when things get complicated. Though, I suppose it'll be easy to hide the body, considering... you know.

>>211619737
kek

One of the things about midget actors that doesn't get brought up enough is how mundane they look despite their dwarfism. Warwick Davis has the face of a guy that works some boring council job. Or maybe at a push some local TV presenter.

The majority of midgets are very boring people. and they have very boring faces too. It's what made Peter Dinklage stand out because he has a somewhat more interesting face and voice to listening to -- he doesn't sound like a midget when he speaks --- but Warwick does. So Peter Dinklage has been able to give performances that include him being a midget as part of the role, but aren't the only reason for his casting.

It's no surprise Warwick ended up working with Ricky Gervais on Life's Too Short. Which is a show Peter Dinklage would never do because the entirety of the show is a mean-spirited series of scenes which put Warwick as the central freak show to laugh at.

Compare Warwick's decision to be 'judged by his size' in Life's Too Short, to the kind of acting Peter Dinklage does in 'The Station Agent' -- one is a bloke who should have no business acting selling what little dignity he has for money. The other is genuinely acting.

>>211617999 (OP)
he deserves my steel toe boot upside his head

>>211617999 (OP)
well he did agree to take part in a soulless, woke, modern Disney cashgrab.

OP here, just finished the show, man the cast must be depressed

The Willow TV series might be the lowest effort modern show I've ever seen. The writing, the acting, the props, the sets. Everything gave off the feeling of nobody gave a shit during the creation. Had kind of a 00s Disney channel vibe to it.

Y'all goin to hell

He deserves to be stuffed down that 50 mile hole they drilled in Russia.

>>211623219
I bet it was everything to Warwick. Sorsha's actress was probably very grateful for the paycheck

>>211617999 (OP)
It didn’t just get cancelled it got removed from existence.
Show sucked though. A dark fantasy Willow actually interested me but they wanted it to be a CW teen show for some ungodly reason?
At least that Dark Crystal show was good. And it died before they could ruin it on purpose.

>>211617999 (OP)
It was the lesbians that did it

smug little bastard

How many whacks of a golf club do you think it would take for Warwick's head to come clean off?

>>211618066
Most likely has a human sized dong. I say let him live

>>211624288
Let him live? You call this a life? Killing Warwick would be a mercy.

>>211618664
Warwick Davis couldn't measure up to Val's standards

>>211624332
Death? Would you accept the responsibilities of being haunted by him? His human sized dong resting on your pillow as you fell asleep?

>>211618025
>>211618066
>>211618073
>>211618299
Sociopaths

>>211626014
C'mon bro. I think it's pretty normal to wanna hurt a midget.

It was truly short-lived

>>211617999 (OP)
Warwick's wife fucking DIED and this mother fucker was crying about his show being removed completely from Disney+ instead.

>>211617999 (OP)
Reminder!
Warwick Davis is not a real man! Allow me to explain. 6 years ago I was hired to do some carpentry work on the set of a movie being made in the backwoods of Georgia. My crew and I were tasked with building a house which would be burnt down at the end of the movie. The job seemed to be pretty straightforward until my buddy started pointing out weird things about the floor plans. Secret rooms, a hidden tunnel, peep holes in the walls, just a lot of weird stuff. We figured ok whatever they maybe needed these things for the story or something. So we go about building this house. Halfway through this black limo pulls up to the set and Warwick Davis pops out. He runs right up to me and starts screaming. "You idiot! You retard! These nails are iron they should not be iron!" And I remember he touched the nail and it seemed to burn him. Now that was really odd. He went around inspecting all the corners in the house. Specifically the corners. At this point I was legitimately spooked. It just didn't feel right. But the money was so good. My buddy and I stayed late trying to get the job done so we could get away from this place. It was at exactly midnight that we heard a howling sound coming from the woods right by the house.

I grabbed the glock from under my truck seat and when I turned around I saw him. Warwick Davis. Pale as a ghost with red glowing eyes almost simian like. He opened his mouth and inhuman sound poured out. I fired off a couple rounds but they seemed to pass right through him. I yelled to my friend but he didn't respond. I had no choice but to leave him. I drove straight home, packed, and moved across country that night. I never heard from my friend again.

Sometimes I look at the news in the areas around that place. A couple small towns. There are always reports of missing children and pets.

>>211617999 (OP)
Imagine being the star of a series so bad it costs Disney over a hundred million in loses but they also removed the entire series from the library for a tax write off

>>211617999 (OP)
The original Willow was a let down already. I didn’t like how they introduced all these characters played by fun Dwarf actors, gave them all unique traits, set them up for a fun adventure and then they all immediately quit expect for Warwick. The guy from Troll and the guy from Bad Santa are unironically better actors

>>211627742
I wish he would have slipped and fallen directly on the rope beneath him, subsequently bifurcating perfectly down the middle.

>>211627742
put down the guitar, Warwick

>>211628626
kek

>>211617999 (OP)
Yes, Warwick's acting is dwarfed by his peers so it's no surprise Disney cut the show short and took him out at the knees. He is also a midget.

>>211627980
You are a pig

>>211617999 (OP)
I'd feed this prick to my pigs except there wouldn't be enough to go around.

>>211618066
>>211626014
It's a valid question.

>>211618299
This. Imagine him watching helplessly as you gorge yourself to a full-course meal. Imagine giving into your empathy and treating him to a bite, and for a fleeting moment, he forgets his predicament and thanks you for the small mercy you've shown him. Imagine grinning wickedly as you drop the revelation that he just consumed the quadricep of his precious daughter, Annabelle Davis.

>>211618066
spbp

>>211617999 (OP)
He did, his acting was atrocious.

>>211626069
this is true, but id take it a step further and argue that most people not only want to hurt midgets, but also watch them die violently

>>211617999 (OP)
Yes. And he deserves far, far worse.

Ellie Bamber is a cute so I enjoyed it way more than I thought I would after months of hateful reviews by everyone.

You know what I'd do to Warwick Davis? I'd cut him up into little pieces

>>211623836
Nah. Probably not since there is no such thing as a lesbian.

I'd pick him up by the scruff of his neck with a pair of tweezers and drop him into an ant terrarium.
Maybe, if I was feeling charitable, I'd give him a few things to survive, a miniature tent - some lego bricks to build a shelter out of.
Like I was a god and he was bound completely to my every whim and fancy.
It'd be my personal hobby and private source of entertainment to come check on him every couple of days, see how he's faring fending off the oppressive hordes of ants.
Maybe I'd toss him in a few things - like a tiny plastic sword, or a hunk of bread-crust to ease his woes, a few seeds and a pair of ladybugs to get his farm started.
Or perhaps if he was doing too well, I'd play the oppressive force of nature, flooding his home or introducing massive spiders into the fray. It'd be wicked.

>>211631623
Whos this odd looking fellow?

>>211617999 (OP)
midge

>tfw du must be zis tall to ride ze holocauster