Cast them.

>>211627132 (OP)

Wow, a chair covered in crystals that's too weak for someone to sit on it. What a genius work of art. Truly a masterpiece.

Nothing of value was lost.

It was a shitty plastic chair covered with garbage that has nothing to do with Van Gogh. It's too bad they didn't set it on fire.

>>211627132 (OP)
> they leave it at the same spot with nothing to prevent the same thing from happening
they are dumber than the american couple

get bent Van Gogh LMAO

>>211627262
The fact that it's pretty but not at all functional probably makes a better statement than the piece originally intended. Regardless it's supposed to be art so its functionality as a chair has no bearing on it as a piece.

>>211627349
No, they just assume that people (so, not americans) are smart enough not to fucking sit on it.

>>211627262
fpbp

it's just a cheap chair with glass baubles on it

>>211627132 (OP)
its poetic. a beautiful, expensive, and delicate work of art and it gets broken by an american planting their fat stinking ass on it.

>>211627386
It's a fucking chair sitting in the middle of a room with nothing blocking it. People are going to sit on it.

>>211627132 (OP)
amerimutt, british and australian tourists are THE most subhuman breed of golem

>>211627461
Good. Fuck your art hoe

The couple wasn't American, they were bongs.

>>211627382
>it's supposed to be art

Well its not beautiful or interesting so if its are it must be making a statement. What artistic statement does it make? I wasted thousands of dollars of crystals gluing them to a cheap chair?

Its not art, its just contrived bullshit that charlatans in the art appraisal business pretend has value so the people buying it can commit tax fraud by donating trash to some bullshit museum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEDctOPVKMk

>euros: you're not supposed to sit on it its an art piece
>mutts: lmao get rekt

Speaks volumes.

>>211627485
Do you normally sit on chairs made of diamonds that are placed up against a wall in an art gallery?

>>211627382

>it's supposed to be art

Well its not beautiful or interesting so if its art it must be making a statement. What artistic statement does it make? I wasted thousands of dollars of crystals gluing them to a cheap chair?

Its not art, its just contrived bullshit that charlatans in the art appraisal business pretend has value so the people buying it can commit tax fraud by donating trash to some bullshit museum.

>>211627524
Yeah, never had a problem

>>211627382
>>211627382

>it's supposed to be art

Well its not beautiful or interesting so if its art it must be making a statement. What artistic statement does it make? I wasted thousands of dollars of crystals gluing them to a cheap chair?

Its not art, its just contrived bullshit that charlatans in the art appraisal business pretend has value so the people buying it can commit tax fraud by donating trash to some bullshit museum.

>>211627132 (OP)
girl at 1:01 has a really sexy belt. that really does it for me and I don't know why

>>211627461
>beautiful

>>211627524
>Diamonds

Retarded thirdie.

>>211627524
They aren’t diamonds.

>>211627619
>>211627645
>Let's get hung up on this instead of retarded tourists ruining everything everywhere.

>>211627645
the only difference between swarowski crystals and diamonds are that diamonds are dug up from the ground while swarowski crystals are made in a lab

>>211627132 (OP)
BoomerCHADS STAY WINNING

>>211627878
they went to prison

>>211627758
>>211627766
Wat country?

>>211628040
they never found out who they were

>>211627132 (OP)
>>211627262
>>211627281
>>211627461
>>211627410

IT WAS STAGED RETARDS

Goshhh

You people are so gullible

Remember that painting with a build in shredder?

>>211627132 (OP)

what about cordoning it off fuckin idiots

>>211628104
>everything ever is staged

>>211628129
this happened in italy, europeans can't comprehend the stupidity of americans

>>211628162
>europeans can't comprehend the basedness* of americans
Sorry your liberal arts college project got demolished, Giuseppe

>>211627132 (OP)
nice

>>211628104
>IT WAS STAGED RETARDS

You mean it was insurance fraud?

>>211628162

They've imported a few million people from Africa and the Middle East. I'd say American levels of stupidity are the least of their problems now.

>>211628382
american literacy rates are equal to some of the worst places in africa

>>211628426
>/pol/ told me so, so It must be true
ok Ahmed lmao

>>211628426

American literacy rates are higher than Italy the country where this retarded chair was located.

Why lie when I 30 seconds of googling can make a fool of you?

>>211628517

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_literacy_rate

>>211627132 (OP)
the funniest part of this whole ordeal is all the headlines that are very blatantly trying to rage bait people by referring to it as a "van gogh chair" as if it's actually some work of his, when in reality it's a van gogh INSPIRED piece that some woman made in like 2006.

>>211628104
>IT WAS STAGED RETARDS
Yup
americans would never be that ret-oh wait

>>211628629
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE TURKERINOS ARE MADERINOS
lmao

>>211627349
>>211627386
No, it's intended to he destroyed you gullible retards. They put a fucking chair in a room that was clearly designed to crumble if anyone touches it.

We're living in the age of the economy of attention, this is just marketing.

>>211628517
nice try
>As more people get a better education, Italy's literacy rate has significantly improved. Between 2010-2021, the literacy rate was highest in the year 2021 and lowest in the year 2010. The literacy rate reached 99.94% in 2021. Between 2010 to 2021, the literacy rate of Italy grew by 0.1%.

> one in five U.S. adults (21 percent) [...]. This translates into 43.0 million U.S. adults who possess low literacy skills
https://nces.ed.gov/pubs2019/2019179/index.asp
curiously though, the highest population of illiterates are white non-hispanics

>>211628653
the americuck bows to big kara boga

I like to imagine two fat American tourists being rushed out of the museum and into a convoy of black SUVs, straight to the embassy and then helicoptered to an airstrip to exfiltrate them from the country before they can face charges for destroying a chair.

>Russia is ridiculed
>Gaza is glassed
>Iran is brutalized
>anti-american shitpost threads constantly pop up everywhere
Reminder that /pol/ legitimately believes in meme magic and if you make fun of your opponent hard enough he will magically lose

>>211628719
it had a literal sign that said not to sit on it

>>211628771
I saw a convoy of black SUVs without plates passing through Baghdad at high speed, this is actually a thing. Felt like a movie scene. Locals just said "Americans".

>>211628816
Right and when you put a "don't walk on grass" sign, nobody walks on the grass, right?

>>211628339
one of those nice big ol asses

>>211628816
Are you literally braindead anon? It wasn't cordoned off. It was clearly not even a real chair, that dude didn't even really sit on it. It's marketing.

>>211627566
>It's not beautiful or interesting
To you. Do you not know what SUBJECTIVE means, retard? Guess what, that thing you think is beautiful and interesting? I think it's SHIT. See how this works, faggot?

>>211628879
grass isn't in a place that's under heavy surveillance, and even if it were it wouldn't be surveilled to make sure no one steps on it

>>211628900
>it's marketing
What is the product being sold by this publicity stunt?

>>211628848
Here in the UK a literal CIA glowie woman ran over and killed an 18 year old lad on his motorcycle when she forgot to drive on the correct side of the road. Rather than stopping she just returned to the air base she was stationed at and was put on the first flight home to the USA.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Harry_Dunn

>get your shitty art museum into everyone's feed and news with this simple trick

You people are so naive

>>211627132 (OP)
Those crystals are just glass

>>211628958
The artist and museum getting attention you idiot, more attention literally means more money in this day and age.

You think the museum didn't know this would happen? Are you 5?

>>211628879
>>211628900
schizos are hilarious kek

>>211628958

>>211628816
>take chair
>glue glitter on it
>*kisses fingers* "PERFECTIONE THIS IS-A AN EXCELLENT ART-A NOOOO SENIORE DON'T-A SIT-A ON IT-A NOOOO AIUTO AIUTO MY MAGNUM OPUS I NEED-A SOME PASTA"

>>211628732

>99.94%

Are you a moron? You're claiming that only 6 people out of every 10,000 in Italy can't read.

In a country with an ever increasing migrant population and Sicilians. Like just accounting for mental retards and people with brain damage you're going to have way more than 6 in 10,000 people who can't read.

This is a statistic you should have immediately parsed as being impossible. No country could achieve a fucking 99.94% literacy rate. Kim Jong Un would blush at that level of bullshit.

>>211628958
>What is the product being sold by this publicity stunt?
>publicity stunt
you said it yourself but still had to ask, amazing

>>211629000
Matthew Broderick?

Boomers are so fucking worthless its unreal

>>211627766
No, retard. One is fancy-cut glass and the other is LITERALLY FUCKING DIAMOND.

>>211629208
boomers literally won. they ruined everything for everyone, and they even managed to die off before generation alpha, with their rotten brains and no morals, is old enough to take jobs caring for boomers. they just won.

>>211628808
>brown person on /tv/ complaining about brown people on /pol/

>>211629000
>Harry Dunn

>>211629296
the difference is that I'm not racist and I don't pretend I'm white

>>211628816
This is an improvement.

Based

>>211627132 (OP)
that's not art

in fact this is probably a publicity stunt for this "art" similar to that fucking banana or banksy "shredding" his painting. Its all fake.

>>211629000
>Last edited 10 minutes ago by Martinevans123

>>211629050
>>211629055
>watch video of some retard sitting on a chair
>feel the sudden inexplicable urge to travel to Italy and buy hundreds of museum tickets

Woah...is this the power of marketing??

>>211629584
you're extremely retarded if you think nobody googled that chair or the artist after this video. In fact this showing up in people's various social media timelines is enough to embed it into the algo. People watch this video for 90 seconds and the algo is now more likely to recommend them stuff related to it.

>>211629584
I know this may be hard to fathom but the world doesn't revolve around you personally

>>211629000
>Trump called his meeting with the Dunn family "beautiful in a certain way".
>He also said driving on the wrong side "happens to a lot of people" because they "go to Europe and the roads are opposite

>>211629728
[citation needed]

>>211627132 (OP)
LMAO i'm with amerifats on this one

>>211629769
KEK us based Indians will rule the planet!

>>211627132 (OP)
ameriGODS

>>211627485
They obviously knew it was an art installation because they hover sat on it

Fatty golem just didn't have the stamina

>>211627132 (OP)
>make a chair
>but you're not supposed to sit on it
The artist was in the wrong here and the museum too for making it accessible

>>211628816
>>211629409
Exactly now it's actually art and not some stupid chair with some fake diamonds on them, people are talking about it and it shows the carelessness mankind exhibits in an increasingly fake world.

>>211629000
Most uplifting news I've read all day.

>>211629584
we/re talking about it aren't we? you also fell for their marketing by replying in this thread making it gain traction so normalfags will see it too. You might've actually convinced someone to visit the place because of your autism.

>>211627132 (OP)
Homer Simpson

>>211627132 (OP)
psyop

>>211629000
Vassal nation.
Similar how zogbots rape the ever living shit out of Japanese girls then just flee to shitmerica.

Also similar hos jews rape the ever living shit out of amerimutt children then just flee to Israel - google Israeli registered pedophile map.

>>211629409
unironically

>>211627132 (OP)
>chair that can't be sit on
trash work
>chair not protected by glass
trash museum
based fat boomer couple

>>211627132 (OP)
If they really valued it they would have put it under the glass at least.

>>211628339
I can be her chair.

>>211627132 (OP)
Mr Bean did a movie about this back in the 80s I think.

Until Europe executes all the anti-oil psychos that regularly vandalize some of the most valuable art in some of the most prestigious museums anywhere in the region and the world, tourists being tourists doesn't seem that big of a deal.

>>211627382
In that case, the couple improved the chair by sitting on and destroying it

>>211627132 (OP)
From the roof?

>>211628629
no one in the first world can read that

Do white people really consider these things as art

>>211632057
there's 4 million turks in Germany alone

they added a whole new dimension to the artpiece. Now its a van whatever chair that got used by a fat tourist.
Now its making some kind of abstract commentary about our current soiciety.

Itt: the op contains something that any functioning person will be pissed off at, but because the local mong patrol needs to be as contrarian as possible for attention they're going to say that this was "heckin based"

>>211628382
What does it say about americans then when even africans know not to fuck up museums

>>211627132 (OP)
I'm ok with art like this getting reckt

>>211633032
Yep I was fucking right. The freaks on this site are so predictable.

>>211627132 (OP)
>Only worth $50k

>>211628104
>Remember that painting with a build in shredder?
that was a Banksy you dumbfuck, he's a counter-culture faggot

>>211627262
>swarovski
Not even real crystals, just polished glass.