Why didn’t he just keto fast five?

>>211634967 (OP)
Because watch the movie retard.

>Keto
Meme diets get you nowhere. Even after you lose a crazy amount of weight, your appetite will still be there and you'll start gaining a lot once you ease up on the meme diet and start eating properly. The only proper diet is to eat balanced. But that takes time and patience and doesn't yield immediate results so most get filtered by it.

>>211635657
balanced diet of meat, dairy, and eggs is the only way

>>211634967 (OP)
he was committing theatrical death for a God he didn't believe in and an audience that was paid for in silver shekels.

>>211635739
>subtext
He's another modern Judas

>>211634967 (OP)
His crusty fag friend was a jesus freak and starved to death for feeling bad about fagging it up, so he got mad and yelled at god by eating himself to death.

>>211635657
The only "proper" diet is the one you can stick to. If keto helps you lose weight and keep it off, then that's your diet.

>>211635657
I just do intermittent fasting. Every day I can look forward to that one big meal in the evening and I stay fit too.

>>211636948
Only people with IQs under 80 repeat calories in calories out

I was a loser like you faggots until I became a /fit/ GOD, now you all disgust me