Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:20:47 PM No.211636106
Realistically, what would you do in this situation?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:22:42 PM No.211636152
I have encountered that kind of situation lots of times.
Just pretend to be crazy "HEY BRO NICE MASK LET ME TOUCH ITTTT LETS TAKE A SELFIE BROOOOOKL
Just pretend to be crazy "HEY BRO NICE MASK LET ME TOUCH ITTTT LETS TAKE A SELFIE BROOOOOKL
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:26:14 PM No.211636227
>>211636106 (OP)
I'd just get in his face, like yeah he's a fairly strong old man but what if I shoot for a double leg, take him down, he's in a sleeper now, maybe I get a kneebar, he don't know what I'm about
I'd just get in his face, like yeah he's a fairly strong old man but what if I shoot for a double leg, take him down, he's in a sleeper now, maybe I get a kneebar, he don't know what I'm about
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:27:16 PM No.211636255
>>211636152
I've lurked in hedges before and your style of counterattack is very disarming
I've lurked in hedges before and your style of counterattack is very disarming
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:49:24 PM No.211636791
I turn 360 degrees and walk away
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:50:39 PM No.211636823
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:50:41 PM No.211636827
>>211636106 (OP)
Run up to him like a mad frat boy and say "WHAT THE FUCK, BRO? WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT? YOU WANNA GO?"
Run up to him like a mad frat boy and say "WHAT THE FUCK, BRO? WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT? YOU WANNA GO?"
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:52:11 PM No.211636870
>>211636106 (OP)
I wouldn’t do anything. I’d simply listen to what he had to say. And that’s what no one else did.
I wouldn’t do anything. I’d simply listen to what he had to say. And that’s what no one else did.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:53:09 PM No.211636903
>>211636106 (OP)
Repeatedly yell “yo this mf touching his shit over here he straight up jerking his shit bruh” and call 911.
Repeatedly yell “yo this mf touching his shit over here he straight up jerking his shit bruh” and call 911.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:12:47 PM No.211637456
I'd do it to em
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Eat More Frogs
6/18/2025, 5:14:41 PM No.211637526
>>211636106 (OP)
Don't freak, just walk up casually and introduce yourself,
Don't freak, just walk up casually and introduce yourself,
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:15:46 PM No.211637568
>>211636106 (OP)
Run in circles around a knee-high obstacle
Run in circles around a knee-high obstacle
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:27:24 PM No.211637906
>>211636106 (OP)
Hit him with a shoot worm
Hit him with a shoot worm
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:27:37 PM No.211637912
>>211636106 (OP)
smear shit all over myself then he wouldn't approach me unless he liked the smell of shit
smear shit all over myself then he wouldn't approach me unless he liked the smell of shit
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:28:43 PM No.211637940
>>211636106 (OP)
Pretend to check my pockets then act like I forgot something.
Pretend to check my pockets then act like I forgot something.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:31:04 PM No.211638003
>>211636106 (OP)
Shrug and say "meh" out loud before turning ailing and walking away with my eyes closed while my crush watches
Shrug and say "meh" out loud before turning ailing and walking away with my eyes closed while my crush watches
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:31:27 PM No.211638020
>>211636106 (OP)
I wouldn't say a single word to him. I would listen to what he has to say, and that's what no one did.
I wouldn't say a single word to him. I would listen to what he has to say, and that's what no one did.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:33:13 PM No.211638078
>>211638020
Didn’t he mash the shit out of the ward orderly who tried more or less doing that?
Didn’t he mash the shit out of the ward orderly who tried more or less doing that?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:23:34 PM No.211639616
>>211637869
What about vageine
What about vageine
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:26:03 PM No.211639710
>>211636106 (OP)
Same thing I do with Blacks
Same thing I do with Blacks
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:26:23 PM No.211639725
>>211636106 (OP)
go back home and watch michael operate from my bedroom window and cheer him on only for him to later kill me as well
go back home and watch michael operate from my bedroom window and cheer him on only for him to later kill me as well
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:26:54 PM No.211639745
>>211636106 (OP)
I would pull my pants down and start pooing.
If he wants to get his hands all poopy that says more about him than me.
I would pull my pants down and start pooing.
If he wants to get his hands all poopy that says more about him than me.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:28:33 PM No.211639802
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:28:53 PM No.211639815
>>211637456
We had the same thought bruh
We had the same thought bruh
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:33:15 PM No.211639972
>>211637456
This is all I think of any time someone posts the OP image
This is all I think of any time someone posts the OP image
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:34:08 PM No.211640006
>>211636106 (OP)
Go up and say hello to the cute high school girls instead of lurking like a creep.
Go up and say hello to the cute high school girls instead of lurking like a creep.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:36:12 PM No.211640078
>>211636106 (OP)
Most people would cross the street but I'm black so I have zero worries about getting accosted when walking down the street day or night. Unironically I think of it as a perk.
Most people would cross the street but I'm black so I have zero worries about getting accosted when walking down the street day or night. Unironically I think of it as a perk.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:38:47 PM No.211640187
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:39:46 PM No.211640219
>>211636106 (OP)
Ask him why the fuck he wasnt in Halloween 3 and then start singing the silver shamrock song.
Ask him why the fuck he wasnt in Halloween 3 and then start singing the silver shamrock song.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:43:48 PM No.211640351
>>211636106 (OP)
>reach for my phone
>log into my 4chan account
>ask a question on /tv/: realistically, what would you do in this situation?
>reach for my phone
>log into my 4chan account
>ask a question on /tv/: realistically, what would you do in this situation?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:45:26 PM No.211640415
>>211639802
I absolutely love it but now I think it would be even funnier if there were two of them in the window.
I absolutely love it but now I think it would be even funnier if there were two of them in the window.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:45:14 PM No.211642570