Do you think they ever explored each other's bodies?

No, because Shinji is a fag and Misato is too good for him and the average Eva consumer.

Do you think she ever asked Shinji to rub her feet after a long day of stomping around NERV?

>>211636217 (OP)
No, but she did make him blow Ryoji in front of her while she flicked her bean.

>>211636266
threads over

>>211636217 (OP)
No, Shinji is canonically a faggot.

>>211636217 (OP)
Yes, written on nhentai

Misato explored the insides of Shinji's mouth

>>211636328
Not a bad thing if another guy is his healthiest relationship option.

>>211636217 (OP)
Yes. It wasn't even necessarily sexual, they were just genuinely curious.

>>211636217 (OP)
That's how I know Misato didn't die. She promised to do the rest. And Misato keeps her promises.

>>211636328
>The last angel sent tries to homo shinji into letting him end the world. Poor shinji kinda falls for this manipulation tactic.
>The fucking gay fandom ship shinji and this manipulative faggot as wholesome to the point this particular faggot is super important in the (re(do)s)
It was always the angels doing evil shit. I don't care if you get off on it.

>>211636512
nuh uh

>>211636486
She put flour in his foreskin

>>211636328
>>211636418
why are zoomers such pussies? back in the day it was no big deal to have some fun with your best bros. even back in mid 2010s it was considered a nice feature if a chick had a penis. since the 2016 election tourists took over, this place became more prude than the vatican

>>211637127
Proof?

>>211636512
Kaworu is a good lad

>>211637190
literally tried to destroy the world

>>211637236
Haven't we all

>>211637236
It’s okay.

Zoomers love Mommy Misato

>>211637190
He's an evil alien demon, literally.
The only canonical parts we see he is groomin' the fuck out of Shinji and trying to use his emotional weakness against him just like the angels did by blasting Hendel directly into that little minx's head.

>>211637320
It’s okay.

>>211636486
>try to motivate him
>just made him even more nervous
good job jerk

>>211637304
Based

>>211637157
no living generation is as prude as the zoomers. boomers had free love, gen x and millenials were all about sex sells. late 90s the censorship in the media started, but we also got access to internet. then came the zoomers with what trends? identity-politics (all about me), cuckolding, pseudo-trad-bullshit. none of that is about romance, regardless of gender. no wonder they are so neurotic and anxious

>>211636217 (OP)
She got drunk and fingered Shinji two or three times. That didn't help with his latent homosexuality.

Thinkin about her

>>211638121
Yeah that's all great for you but proof of what you said about 4chan?

>>211637304

Gigabased zoomers.

>>211636217 (OP)
I know if I was Shinji I'd be jerking it to Misato's prone, drunk, naked body every night and she'd probably not even care

The angel that is a ray of light is the coolest. It seems to have had all the previous angels in it's body.

>>211636217 (OP)
You mean they don't do it in the show? Why the fuck am I watching then?

>>211636217 (OP)
Go back to /a/

>>211636328
>Shinji is canonically a faggot
Him wanting to be loved by Asuka is literally what triggers the end of the world.

>>211640675
you watch for she

>>211638765
the big o' ring on her blouse's zipper is pretty crucial to the whole ritsuko outfit
also, i couldn't take a person that looked like this seriously as a computer engineer

>people still dont understand shinji
look it was fine when you were 10 but being a grown man and still not getting him is just embarassing at this point

>>211640917
My interpretation is that Gendo is the almost the same person as Shinji but just older and more cynical. Rei being a botched clone of Yui is sort of a parallel as well.