The Accountant 2 was fun as fuck - /tv/ (#211639186) [Archived: 1082 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:09:51 PM No.211639186
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>Ben Affleck plays an autistic chad (who is also a confirmed incel lol)
>Jon Bernthal plays an arguably even more autistic chad (in his most entertaining role thus far)
>Funny comedic scenes, that don't clash too much with the relatively heavy tone
>Cool action and shootouts
I heard it flopped, but I was entertained.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:20:55 PM No.211639532
>>211639186 (OP)
The first one was kino. The sequel trailer is what made me finally watch it, so I'll watch the sequel eventually.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:32:10 PM No.211639932
>>211639532
Same! The second movie came out, I thought hey that looks cool. Watched the first one - kino, watcheed the second one - kino
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:42:55 PM No.211640317
I like that they showed two very different but nevertheless both valid forms of autism. Of course, we have the classic monotone incel autism that Affleck portrayed so beautifully in the first one, but then our boy Bernthal comes in with this wild, no-f**ks given neurodivergent attitude. Like "Yeah, I'm autistic, and what the f**k about it bro?"
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:43:31 PM No.211640341
>>211639932
We're simple men. We see kino, we watch kino.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:45:17 PM No.211640408
>>211639186 (OP)
This was probably one of the worst sequels ever made
They seemed to forget how to make the movie in the same style because the tone was different, characters acted nothing like they did and Affleck didn't even use the same accent or mannerisms
t. watched both for the first time last month
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:45:22 PM No.211640414
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>>211639186 (OP)
Is she in it?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:51:29 PM No.211640622
>Debit gun
>Credit life
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:51:41 PM No.211640626
>>211640414
This time not, no.
And sadly not much of J K Simmons neither.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:16:53 PM No.211641498
>>211639186 (OP)
>not 1 but two generic actor in a very generic action movie
It's over.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:20:46 PM No.211641654
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>>211641498
>generic
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:26:17 PM No.211641869
>>211639186 (OP)
I don’t like that type of action where everyone tries to look like they are in so much incredible pain. Like the dislocation of the shoulder scene. Or every time someone gets shot they scream bloody murder ow ow it hurts so bad, the fistfights where everyone tries punch they scream ARRRRUUUUGGGHH it’s brutal I guess but just messes up my headspace and makes me feel bad like the director wants me to feel for all the henchmen and consider the tragedy of violence in this world and I just want escapism.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:28:17 PM No.211641951
>>211640408
that's what i thought as well. the tone of this movie was so different than the first one. it's like it went from the incredible hulk with norton as banner to whatever mcu slop movie where ruffalos hulk was dabbing at kids
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:32:05 PM No.211642082
>>211640317
no way they upped the ante by having two autists, this feels like a shitpost, especially with bernthal
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:42:05 PM No.211642473
>>211639186 (OP)
The second one sucked!

Sure, the first one wasn’t anything revolutionary, but it was very effective in its execution and that’s what made it solid.

The sequel? The plots retarded and the film is a sequel to some alternate universe version of The Accountant.

> In the first film, Affleck was a borderline non functioning autistic with other severe mental handicaps like OCD. As an adult, he’s able to function because his father basically beat it into him, but he’s still highly autistic. In 2? He’s just Elon Musk. He doesn’t even have the same speech pattern, he tries to date, he dances and plays with light sabers.

> Bernthal is a stone cold killer in the first film, he’s a badass and he’s NOT autistic. In 2? He’s autistic like Affleck, he’s just less on the spectrum, but still definitely on it.

> Accountant 2 steals the retarded (pun intended) plot from The Predator about autism being a superpower.

> In fact, A2 sucks the dicks of ALL neurodivergences in order to implicate anyone whose brain works non standard as being special and smart and basically a superhero.

> Xavier’s School for the Mentally Retarded in this film is completely different and insanely more retarded. I didn’t like Affleck’s handler being a hyper autist with L337 haxx0r skills, but I can accept it and move past it. I can’t most past the retardation of her having an entire harem of autistic children she has trained to be elite hackers.

Nah, the second film is trash, it barely has any action, and the only good parts are the dynamic between Ben and Jon. I’ll concede that seeing them play brothers together was very entertaining, they really sold that. My mom tried to watch the movie the other day and she gave up because even she knew it was retarded.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:45:04 PM No.211642563
>>211639186 (OP)
is it? might watch today. tmj flare up is killing me so i need something fun and well paced to distract me
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:46:05 PM No.211642597
>>211642082
Which pisses me off.

Everything about Bernthal has been changed. In the first film, it’s grounded and Bernthal is some kind of private contractor. It’s realistic. In this film, he’s just John Wick and there’s implications of some John Wick style underground.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:47:14 PM No.211642638
The sequel wasn’t as good as the first but still solid
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:50:32 PM No.211642759
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>>211642082
>no way they upped the ante by having two autists
Why did this made me laugh
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:53:46 PM No.211642878
>>211641951
>>211642473
Have to agree with those anons unfortunately. There were so many changes from the first movie
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:22:30 PM No.211643878
>>211639186 (OP)
>Real Ones get it and [Spoiler]Burn Local[/Spoiler]
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:11:15 PM No.211645772
>>211639186 (OP)
why do you assume he's an incel? because he didn't drool over the 40+ year old tinder whores?
he has his retard gf at the mental health institute, he loads her up with computers and cum maybe?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:14:14 PM No.211645914
>>211639186 (OP)
>Jon Bernthal plays an arguably even more autistic chad (in his most entertaining role thus far)
Thanks for the objective review Jon Bernthal
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:25:59 PM No.211646470
>>211642878
They did the same thing with the den of thieves sequel and turned it into an action comedy slop
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:40:26 PM No.211647163
>>211642082
It's infinite autists. There's a female assassin autist that is pissed because they took her son who is a mentally retarded for the support squad autist and at the end she's just like fuck that kid.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:45:22 PM No.211647388
The only way this series movies forward is to go full comic book autist. The next film trailer is just Keanu Reeves acting super autistic, no action just retard. But we get the message. It's fucking on.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:48:22 PM No.211647503
The trailer ends with mute autistic Keanu typing into his letter board. Accountant 3. We find out he is a long lost brother.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:52:38 PM No.211647673
Keanu is more autistic than Ben. He can predict things before they happen and see things in other rooms. Ben is forced to take an experimental drug that will make him an autistic match for Keanu. He does, and goes mute too. They have a silent battle where they fight to the death. Ben lives, and we see a glimmer of hope at the end when he sees his brother and is able to mumble, "Braxton." Credits.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:28:36 PM No.211649195
The hacking part was cringe as fuck, but it is a movie so I just shut down my brain and enjoyed it.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:31:41 PM No.211649335
>>211649195
>The hacking part was cringe as fuck
IDK what was cringe anon, all you have to do is a little research and you will see that all the top hacking and innovations at MIT and Georgia Tech are made by autistic 15 year old black girls.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:33:20 PM No.211649403
>>211640317
you type this shit out like you're on a marketing team
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:42:12 PM No.211649793
>>211639186 (OP)
Really liked the first one but the tone of the sequel just didn't work for me. I watched them back to back so it was pretty glaring how much Affleck's character changed for the sequel. The action was decent and the scenes with the brothers were great, the actors have a good chemistry, but that's about all that they got right.

The plot was kind of a mess and the retard school turning into the NSA was certainly a choice. The corporate conspiracy of the first was a lot more grounded and interesting compared to the braindamage woman superassassin shit.

6/10
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:48:04 PM No.211650018
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>>211639186 (OP)
>5'4" 120lbs woman defeats multiple trained killer men in hand-to-hand combat
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:53:57 PM No.211650268
>>211640317
Autistic doesn’t mean genius you fuckin moron

He plays a nerdy genius that’s ultra buff and can fight, autistics are usually skinny and cannot fight and not always smart

You’re confusing your disabilities again because you’re a lazy slob that refuses to read a book ever
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:09:39 PM No.211650927
Jewish tough guy makes Ben Affleck do a corny square dance number
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:46:49 PM No.211652339
>>211640408

This.

His behavior, mannerisms and voice/accent were completely different from the first.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:48:43 PM No.211652416
>>211640408
>>211652339
There were 8 years between the movies. People change.