DIE JEDI DOGS

>>211639633 (OP)
He said calmly

Did we ever see a dog in Star Wars? How did the robot know what a dog is?

>>211639633 (OP)
Why did putting his head onto a different body temporarily mess with his programming?

>>211639719
Dogs, also known as hounds, were a classification of non-sentient, omnivorous quadrupedal or sometimes hexapedal[3] species of canines in the galaxy. One type was the akk dog, which was found on Anoat.[1] The Begamor two-headed dog was found on the planet Begamor.[4]

The term "dog" could also be used as a word for contempt. While C-3PO's head was temporarily attached to a B1-series battle droid's body during the First Battle of Geonosis, he was heard shouting, "Die, Jedi dogs!"[5] Additionally, the phrase "wet dog" was used by Luke Skywalker to describe an odor he smelled while on Kupoh.[6]

>>211639633 (OP)
>Luke, did I ever tell you about the rampaging bloodbath that C3PO went on during the Battle of Geonosis? You see, in a turn of very slapstick events, his head was attached to the body of a B1 battle droid and it crossed the wires of his programming. Because of this, he started to open fire wildly at my friends, gunned a few Jedi down. But instead of us murdering him like a fucking rabid dog, R2, for some inexplicable reason, put his head back on his original body. Why he was personally attached to this protocol droid and felt that this was necessary to do, I haven't the foggiest...we just ignored it honestly. We made sure to pick both of those droids up, could have used the gunship space for wounded Jedi with a conscience and personhood, but like, I don't know Luke, Anakin had to have his toaster brought back to the apartment I guess.
>and he was a good friend

>>211639916
But why did a slave in a shithole build a protocol droid, Ben? Why not something more useful?

>>211640093
Because he found a broken protocol droid and repaired it

>>211640093
>Luke, I was barely even paying attention I'll be honest, I was mostly on the Queen's ship hitting my vape during the whole "finding the chosen one" thing, we were lugging this fucking walking toaster for over a decade, if I could, I'd kill him myself, I'd kill him right now. He's been nothing but problems..

>>211639719
>the -ACK dog

>>211640196
Yeah, that's stupid. Its always been stupid.

>>211640285
Because?

>>211640270
What in the fuck are you trying to communicate?

>>211639916
>Dementia-ridden Obi Wan remembering who C3PO is
I don't think so.

>>211639719
yes in the same movie

>>211640304
>thinking a bipedal robot waiter who can barely walk on a planet covered in sand, who can't even bend forward or pick anything up, is somehow going to help your slave mother around the house

>>211640356
>a protocol droid doing things a protocol droid does
Damn this is truly very stupid

>>211640332
The only way any of this shit has ever made sense with canon is that he's a horrendous liar.

>>211640388
>prequelfaggot doesn't understand what an actual protocol droid does
They exist on diplomatic ships you fucking tard, they aren't field robots, they don't do manual work. Tattoooine is full of fucking sand, it can barely walk. Do you know what "protocol" means in protocol droid? Goddamn, read the wiki or something newfaggot.

>>211640332
>Dementia-ridden
Luke, did I ever tell you that I'm only 57 years old and that just 20 years ago, the Empire didn't exist and the Jedi were galactic peace keepers, but everyone already forgot about them?

>>211640451
Damn the troon is already fuming.
It was just too easy to destroy your retarded argumentation.

>>211640490
>something something troon something something
bot or genuinely retarded? I accept your concession I guess. You wouldn't put a fucking protocol droid on a farm, or at Watto's shop, or doing manual labor...it's a protocol droid.

>>211640399
I always took it as he went a little loopy from the desert, going on crazy Force vision quests for 20 years straight and forgetting why he was even there and who he was.

>>211639633 (OP)
George Lucas thought kids would find this funny

>>211640531
Hello plebbit :)
Just a screencap of a protocol droid at watto's shop
Concession accepted

>>211640643
You have to be baiting, that's a deactivated protocol droid because he's a junker, you don't see them walking around doing manual labor, take it up with George you colossal fucking faggot, I didn't write Star Wars.

>>211639633 (OP)
This is the worst scene of all six movies.
I don't know why people bitch about Jar Jar, the obnoxious need to have the droids say stupid shit in tense scenes actively ruins them.
Even as a child I hated this, since I saw that the Jedi were mowed down and I didn't want stupid quips while people were dying.
This might have been the original Marvel quip.

>>211640770
>George
Yup George Lucas wrote and created Star Wars
> I didn't write Star Wars.
Yes I was able to tell that from the start.

Concession accepted :)

>>211640643
Anon
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Protocol_droid

Are you actually stupid?

>I’ve been waiting for you Obi-Wan. We meet again at last, after a few short years. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but a talented but disabled Sith warrior, now I am pretty much the same.

>>211640841
Are you autistic or just baiting? Pretending to be retarded is still retarded.

>>211640881
Only a talented but disabled Sith warrior of EVIL, Darth

>>211640900
>>211640866
Hello troon, not like your nitpick matters at all, but the fact that even your tiniest nitpicks are entirely fake is hilarious.

Dilate

>>211640881
>I’ve been waiting for you, Obi-Wan.
>We meet again, at last.
>The circle is now complete.
>When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master
Sounds like he thought up 4 different lines for when he next met Obi-Wan and when it happened he just rushed them all out. What a sperg.

>>211641001
You have to be baiting, I refuse to believe these are genuine responses.

>>211640344
According to Wookiepedia this is a reptilian

>>211641127
Well I mean I proved you wrong and you refuse to accept reality.
Typical looney troon trait, dilate xister.

>>211641192
Are...
Are you illiterate?

>>211641094
Nah.

>>211641094
And Obi-Wan just responds with a single line.
Honestly it matches their prequel characterization, Anakin with the over-the top theatrics and Obi-Wan with his one-liners.

>>211641212
>household
>many functions
Hello Xister?
Why are you dying reality?

>>211641251
You have to be English second language if you don't understand the difference between a household etiquette droid, and a field droid...

>>211641251
*denying
Hehe I made a funny typo
But it's fitting because I'm arguing with a 41%-er

>>211641305
Are you alright?

>>211641304
Helping mom around the house is not field work Xister...

>>211641361
Holy shit you are autistic, that wasn't the point of contention. Issue is that Anakin thinks a protocol droid can actually do fucking chores or labor around the house and for Watto...

Which is dumb, because it's a protocol droid. Are you done yet?

>>211641415
Oh look it's C3PO doing work around the farm in AoTC
It's not only Anakin who thinks that but everyone else, even Wookitard pedia clearly states that it's a household droid with many functions therefor it's able to do household tasks.

Really give up xister, you are laughable.

>>211639719
i'll go one further
>robot
Luke calls the droids 'robots' in A New Hope. why does he not call them the Star Wars word, 'droid'? that's like if he said, "i'm going to sell my CAR to these Jawas."

>>211639819
Droids do not have souls.

>>211641544
This has to be the most fucking retarded exchange I've ever had on here, truly. He's not doing manual work in that scene...

>>211641781
You deny reality just like how you deny your birth gender.
Xister....

Why aren't there little translation box computers? Why do you need to put it in a terribly designed anthropomorphic robot?

>>211641904
it does other things. carries trays of drinks. bit like a butler.
translation is almost like a bonus, in its overall role. i mean, why not? help out those diplomats at a party or some such.

>>211641544
He's sucking up sand?

>>211641848
Anon, my brother in Christ, C3PO is a protocol droid...in AOTC, in that scene, he is speaking binary to the field hand robots..the main reason Lars has him on the moisture farm, and they say this, is because he speaks to the field machines and gets updates.

Holy fucking hell, were you dropped on your skull?

When did they take out Anakin's brain bomb? In fact, given the misgivings over the lad, why not say you did but lie about it in case he goes all dark side? That could have been Sheeves way to get him against the Jedi - "They didn't free you from slavery, you just secretly acquired new masters and a longer leash."

>>211642086
Sorry but basically every available material proves your retarded nitpick wrong.
It's a droid created to be a household SERVANT on top of being a translator.
Xister, it's really time to dilate that rotten neovagina of yours...

>>211642008
>carries trays of drinks. bit like a butler.
A human with the same range of motion as C3PO would be collecting disability. You'd pity the dude.

>>211639862
>EU fanfiction

>>211639633 (OP)
uproariously funny

Unironically kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGf4-TiNZBs

>>211639819
Why did Threepio suddenly have fully articulated limbs during the droid factory scene?

>>211642157
This was the most bizarre bait, this is exactly what I'm fucking say it is.

>>211643164
>unironically coping this hard
Dilate

>>211642234
most of the droids in Star Wars are boxes with little stubby legs. or mouse things presumably on wheels.

perhaps to them, a humanoid robot walking along like one of those shell shock guys is actually pretty impressive. i'd be impressed IRL. (wouldn't trust it with my drinks though.)

>>211643187
Please for the love of God, get help with your brain

>>211643266
What's wrong xister? Can't handle being proven wrong?

>>211643245
The CIS B-1 battle droids are vastly more nimble and agile than threepio though. And they're supposed to be cheap as fuck connon fodder.

>DIE JEDI NIGGERS
Yeah, sure C3PO, blame it on the battle droid programming

>>211639862
>akk dog
Is there also an up dog?

>>211643583
i suppose they're not meant to be particularly fleet-of-foot. look at A New Hope when C-3PO just fucking WALKS CASUALLY between two groups firing at each other. they don't even stop firing, he just gets lucky.

the silver C-3PO in The Phantom Menace seems pleasant enough. imagine that, at a party, serving you wine and occasionally standing there to say, "The ambassador says he is most gracious for your hospitality."

basically, talking a protocol droid on any kind of adventure is a mistake. Threepio DOES get fucked up several times. they really should have just left him somewhere.

>>211643187
YOU ARE POSTING SCREENCAPS OF LITERALLY WHAT A PROTOCOL DROID DOES AND PRETENDING THIS ISNT WHAT YOU WERE ARGUING AGAINST

>>211639819
If you get an organ transplant it changes your personality a little bit. Imagine getting a whole body transplant.

>>211643313
Your brain literally broke down, folding in on itself and started to make MY point for me, please get medication.

>>211643789
>the silver C-3PO in The Phantom Menace seems pleasant enough. imagine that serving you
Would desu

do protocol droids provide sexual services?

wait i thought the reason he couldnt move nimbly was because of shitty 80s movies effects, he was supposed to be like that? why the fuck make an android like that

>>211643930
Nah, those are bettie bots.

>>211643903
Oh look xister, a protocol droid used for spying and also it can use blasters.
Maybe you should dilate
>>211643866
Nope, I factually proved you wrong because protocol droids are also servants, so Anakin creating a protocol droid to help her mother around the house absolutely makes sense.

>>211644035
>wait i thought the reason he couldnt move nimbly was because of shitty 80s movies effects,
That is the reason. The suit is restrictive. Protocol droids are basically just butlers so they're not really built for speed, but they can run (though not fast) and do any basic movement that would facilitate doing household chores like serving food, operating machinery (like washing machines), or carrying luggage.

>>211644103
At least the RA-7 doesn't have the stupid connecting rod between bicep and forearm

>>211644172
No one would hire a human butler with threepios range of movement. They'd be useless.

>>211641415
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO an innocent kid trying to help his mom, my childhood is raped

>>211644294
Nah, he is perfectly fine for household tasks, that's one of the possible uses for protocol droids.

>>211644294
Threepio can do everything that would be expected of him in that role. He can cook, serve food and clean (though other dedicated droids also serve those functions), relay messages, translate, carry items, keep schedules.
Protocol droids are basically butlers/assistants. They'd be incredibly useful and probably what the first real world autonomous robots will be expected to do.

>>211644341
No he's not wtf. If you had his range of motion you couldn't even post on /tv/. One step up from a paraplegic

>>211644636
Yes he is, as proven by everyone in this thread.

>>211639862
and he was a good friend

The purpose of C-3P0 is to be a prissy gay robot that minces along. Rationalising his design is excessively autistic to a level even I'm not comfortable with

>>211644103
You are a schizo who literally can't read, last (you). Put a bullet through your fucking undeveloped brain, faggot.

>>211644636
He could totally post on /tv/. He can even rap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3nQvaP0BXg&list=RDW3nQvaP0BXg&start_radio=1

>>211644813
I accept your concession then. Looney troon

>>211639719
Didn't the old guy in the floating wheelchair in Episode 3 say something about old horses?

>>211643731
>ACK!-dog

>>211644103
>point out it's stupid to fix a protocol droid for your sand planet menial tasks because they are household etiquette droids
>(anon spergs out and calls everyone a tranny)
>here's the literal wookiepedia description of what they do
>"heh, says household droid, checkmate"
>y-yes
This has been the entire exchange you fucking retard

>>211644922
Nope, the argument started here where the looney troon complained that Anakin is stupid for repairing a protocol droid to help her mother around the house
>>211641415

This is how retarded you are

>>211644833
What is the function of the small but well defined pecs on a 3P0 unit? Jelly tbqh

>>211644991
>implies Anakin is a girl
>calls others troons
hmmmm

>>211645184
>complaining about typos
Concession accepted troon.

>>211645037
It helps define him/it has a recognisable human/oid shape, this helps clue you into how you're supposed to interact with it, and also helps it to blend into the assigned role. Kind of like how you expect a butler to wear a certain kind of outfit, so if you saw someone at a formal dinner wearing a Hawaiian shirt and cargo shorts, you wouldn't expect them to be the butler. Protocol droids are human analogue, so even though they're still an appliance, you interact with them the same way you would interact with a butler or concierge or assistant.

Needed more Snoke and a little less Sheev.
>Sheev & Snoke
Snoke & Sheev

>>211639862
Given the size and age of the SW civilization there must be some very weird dog breeds

>>211642316
>Yidsney fanfiction

>>211645273
Snoke is just a failed clone. But a much better dresser it must be said

>>211644991
Yes, it is stupid for the multiple reasons multiple anons explained...

Would you hire a butler to fix your dishwasher, retard?

>>211645371
Damn you are one really stupid troon.
Everyone ITT agreed and it was factually proven that protocol droids are perfect and were designed for household tasks, and Anakin fixing a protocol droid to help his mother absolutely makes sense.
What's wrong with you, really?

>>211645464
If you're trolling I envy your commitment to a bit. If not.... :/

>>211645581
Concession accepted looney troon.

>>211645273
Sheev's Snoke & Smoke

>>211645646
Describe the snoking menu

>>211645606

>>211645581
Please don’t waste your time replying to the ESL prequel schizo who calls everyone a troon. He’s been spamming prequel threads for months now.

>>211645925
Its just such a bizarre display. It's not even funny.

>>211645925
>no don't argue with the based prequelchad because he will destroy your shitty arguements
Yes, we already know that.
Now go and dilate because you performance today was even more pathetic than usual.

>>211646057
>prequelfaggot
>chad
You aren't even welcome on reddit lol everyone thinks you are insufferably braindead tards.

>>211646249
If this help you sleep you sleep tonight tranny...
But that won't stop people from destroying your shitty argumentation.
You are just delaying the inevitable, join the 41% tonight.

>>211643930
Yes, according to Star Wars Gangsta Rap 2
>Oh my, goodness gracious me
>I’m a gay mans golden fantasy
>Programmed for homo-ecstasy
>Ten million forms of gay positioning
>For my golden shower you must pay a fee

Why are there no androids and more importantly gyndroids with nice tits in that shitty galaxy?

>>211646353
>If this help you sleep you sleep tonight
hello sar! Do not redeem credit card!

>>211646745
Keep crying troon.
Concession accepted.

>>211646745
Transex post please be go away

>>211646793
>>211646828
>literally malding

>>211646917
That's you troon.
Thank you for your concession once again.

>>211646917
You are jollee bad fellow who will never be womanly

>>211646991
>You are jollee bad fellow who will never be womanly
HELLO SAR GOOD MORNING

>>211646944
SAAAAAAAR

>>211647313
>>211647332
Concession accepted.
Time to dilate

>>211647351
SAAAAAAAAR

>>211647445
>last resort coping
You are truly malding, troon.

>>211647498
SAAAAAAAAAAR
DO NOT REDEEM THE PREQUELS SAAAR

>>211647545
Cute melty, tranny.

>>211647570
IT IS A MELTY SAR DO NOT REDEEM TRANNY CARD

>>211647614
>melty
Uh oh, keep crying. Dilate.

If I admit a protocol droid is a perfectly reasonable thing to build to help around a slave hovel will my cock and balls grow back?

>>211647709
jej

>>211647641
You literally wrote the word melty, I was making fun of you

>>211647774
Damn you are more retarded than I thought.

>>211647867
Are...are you arguing that you didn't say that

>>211649595
>i don't know how greentexting works
Kill yourself

>>211649716
Why don't you?
>>211647570

This is very sad trolling, it's not even consistent.

>>211650377
>pretending to be a retard
Jesus chirst, kill yourself already.

>>211650503
You aren't making any fucking sense, Ahmed. Just stop embarrassing yourself and let the thread die.

>>211650671
You are literally mindbroken troon.
What a fucking deranged retard lol

>>211650934
Did you or did you not, write the aspie, ESL-informed word: "melty"?

>>211651046
>i don't understand greentexting
Yeah we know troon, we know.
Now go and kill yourself.

>>211645329
Canon.

>>211651250
Jake Skywalker is not canon.

>>211651101
Buddy, that wasn't greentext....are you alright?

>>211651346
>still pretending to be a retard
Mindbroken

>>211651505
Genuinely asking, who is this for?