Thread 211639665 - /tv/ [Archived: 1295 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:24:46 PM No.211639665
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>He encourages summons
Garland is a retard and this will be slop.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:28:40 PM No.211639806
>muh gamer pride
End your life, retard.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:30:44 PM No.211639882
>84 spirit ashes in Elden Ring
>yea but michael zaki never intended you to use them tho
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:31:04 PM No.211639894
He's right. Radahn is a gimmick boss.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:32:18 PM No.211639937
>>211639894
Which Radahn?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:32:32 PM No.211639945
Only pure casters are allowed to summon since for whatever reason Miyazaki does not want us to be proper summoners, and cloth wearers aren’t supposed to get so close to their enemies. Distractions are key.

Even Rennala uses summons in her fight…
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:34:41 PM No.211640024
>>211639937
Starscourge. That's what Garland was talking about with the summons.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:36:15 PM No.211640079
>>211639937
nerfed vanilla radahn
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:36:35 PM No.211640092
>>211639894
Malenia is the biggest gimmick boss
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:37:00 PM No.211640112
>>211639945
I hate how bland and basic and one note the magic is in these games.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:37:07 PM No.211640120
>>211639945
Anyone is allowed to summon. If you have the FP, that's all it takes. I love using my wandering nobles as cannon fodder.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:37:46 PM No.211640149
Do you think Miyazaki put 84 summons in the game for you not to use them? There's a reason the bosses in ER have way more HP and huge AOE attacks than any previous souls game, they were designed around summons.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:38:00 PM No.211640157
Rellana is harder than Malenia.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:38:08 PM No.211640162
>>211640092
How is she a gimmick boss? It's a straight up boss fight, you just need to win.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:39:02 PM No.211640194
>>211640149
Yeah but “you didn’t beat the game” and such
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:39:46 PM No.211640218
>>211640194
I love that post. Insane levels of retardation.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:41:51 PM No.211640281
>>211640157
beat them both first try
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:42:00 PM No.211640287
>>211640194
>>211640149
"you didn't beat the game" really helped Miyazaki because it shifted the conversation away from the fact that he just shoved a bunch of options in without balancing them.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:42:15 PM No.211640295
Will it even involve the main story or will it just be some random small plotline only mildly related to the main story?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:42:21 PM No.211640297
>>211640162
Lifesteal and waterfowl combo are gimmicks.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:43:17 PM No.211640329
>>211640281
Same. I just spammed Comet and they both died.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:43:38 PM No.211640346
>>211640162
Dodge or i recover health
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:44:59 PM No.211640393
There are boss tier characters (even just their dead bodies) in the game that you can’t actually fight, you know.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:45:23 PM No.211640413
>>211640295
It would work better as a full season show than a 2 hour movie, they could focus on different demigods and bosses each episode rather than cramming them all in a 2 hour movie.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:45:35 PM No.211640421
>>211640297
>>211640346
Just don't get hit. I learned to just dodge most if not all the hits from waterfowl dance. I may tank the first few because the timing on her first charge is a bit risky for me.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:48:12 PM No.211640504
>>211640413
They’d get the lore wrong/“wrong” and the lore autists would rage. This setting is not meant to be unified or consistent.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:48:30 PM No.211640515
>>211640346
Still not a gimmick boss. A gimmick boss is more like the scorpion lady in 2 that had a poisoned arena unless you drained it, or the giant dragon in 3 where you need to hide throughout the entire level and then kill it in one hit.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:50:42 PM No.211640584
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>>211640149
Pretty sure even Miyazaki implied he uses summons
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:50:44 PM No.211640588
>>211640515
Gimmick bosses are so gay. You can tell Miyazaki doesn’t care about power levels since this shit just makes them look like the strongest things in the setting.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:51:19 PM No.211640616
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>>211639665 (OP)
>7 playthroughs
>didn't beat the game once
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:51:26 PM No.211640621
>>211640421
>just dodge it
Doesn't work like that
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:52:26 PM No.211640657
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>>211639665 (OP)
>he encourages players to use one of the most prevalent game features
That monster.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:52:48 PM No.211640666
Is Rennala really the strongest character in the lore since she could 1v1 Marika(Radagon) twice?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:53:48 PM No.211640701
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>>211640666
no, i am - i became Elden Lord (female)
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:53:49 PM No.211640702
WHO
WILL
PLAY
THE
VILE
AND
PUTRID
DUNG
EATER??

THE
CACKA
MUNCHER???
????
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:55:29 PM No.211640760
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>>211640702
>YO LIL' TARNISHED
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:59:45 PM No.211640906
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>>211639665 (OP)
I played the entire thing without summons or spirit ashes until the last boss and it was boring as fuck, you spend forever rolling around waiting for an opening while the boss spazzes out with multi-hit tracking strings. I didn't feel like I'd achieved anything, just that I'd wasted a lot of time. Second run I abused the shit out of everything I could and enjoyed myself much more

ER throws so many abilities, items, upgrades and spirit ashes at you, it wants you to use it all. You're supposed to experiment and goof around, not marry a sword for life and play it like a Dark Souls minmax autist
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:00:21 PM No.211640931
>>211640760
OH FUCK NO
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:01:30 PM No.211640954
>>211639665 (OP)
>live action
Just cancel this shit.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:02:35 PM No.211640993
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>>211640702
Zendaya as Melina
Tom Holland as the Tarnished
Hunter Schafer as Queen Marika the Eternal
Ryan Gosling as Margit
Rachel Zegler as Renala
Sydney Sweeney as Malenia
Jenna Ortega as Ranni the Witch
Walton Goggins as Mohg
Hunter Schafer as Radagon
The Rock as Starscourge Radahn
Keanu Reeves as Miriel
Jack Black as Alexander
Vin Diesel as Godfrey
Nicolas Cage as the Isolated Merchant (every one of them)
Timothee Chalamet in the role of a lifetime as the Dung Eater
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:03:36 PM No.211641029
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>>211639665 (OP)
so there's a chance. Cast her
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:07:11 PM No.211641159
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Who will Cailee play?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:07:38 PM No.211641172
You didn't beat Undertale if it wasn't a genocide run.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:07:48 PM No.211641180
>>211640666
No.
She could have stayed in the back of the frontlines, bombarding enemies, for all we know.
Pretty sure Azur and Lusat mog her too.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:08:20 PM No.211641204
>>211639665 (OP)
Their first mistake was turning the most overrated FromSoft game into a live action movie.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:09:50 PM No.211641261
>>211639806
Not OP, but it's not about pride or anything. The fun is in the challenge and summons make it easy. It's pretty much like picking difficulty settings.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:12:33 PM No.211641358
>>211640621
Literally does. Wait for the tell that she's going to start, dodge straight ahead for the first two advances, then towards the back when she goes over you. You can escape it unscathed. It takes practice.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:13:58 PM No.211641405
>>211641159
Lichdragon Fortissax
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:15:37 PM No.211641453
>>211641358
That's if you have full stamina and are at a decent distance away.

She always does in when I have no stamina and am in the middle of an attack animation right next to her. What do I do then?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:16:57 PM No.211641499
>>211640112
Nigga you can call a shower of meteors and shoot a Kamehameha what else do you need?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:17:17 PM No.211641512
>>211641261
>The fun is in the challenge
The fun is in whatever makes it fun for any different person. I enjoy the challenge but if someone else plays it with summons or has only beaten every boss using coop with two friends, who's to say they're having less fun than me?
Enjoying a hard difficulty is fine. Saying that if someone else doesn't, their experience doesn't count is retarded.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:17:25 PM No.211641518
>>211641159
probably melina or ranni or both cause those bitches have same face and eyemark
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:17:57 PM No.211641538
>>211639665 (OP)
This movie can only work if is focused on pregame events Night of the Black Knives and the Shattering Wars
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:18:37 PM No.211641570
>>211641453
She has a tell for every attack she's gonna make. What works for me is to wait for her move and then hit her after dodging it, not attacking repeatedly. Look at how she moves.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:18:46 PM No.211641576
>>211641204
not a mistake if retards went for minecraft that shit ip name with one game and asset multiplayer make money by name
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:19:50 PM No.211641617
>>211641538
it works if its like ng+.. BOSS RUSH KEK
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:20:26 PM No.211641644
>>211641499
That’s all bland and basic. Most spells that aren’t projectiles just suck. They’re afraid of making big spells useful. They nerf Comet Azur and Stars of Ruin up the ass and the Moon spells are also ass.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:21:05 PM No.211641666
>>211641538
If it's set during the current events of the game, either the Tarnished or one of the NPCs on their journey like Vyke then you could frame it as a mythological epic journey like The Green Knight.

If it's set before during The Shattering then basically Game of Thrones. Elden Ring lore is just ASOIAF but with the Olympians instead of kings and lords.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:21:08 PM No.211641670
>>211640194
I used bleed, frost and scarlet rot. I beat the game
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:21:25 PM No.211641675
>>211641261
>The fun is in the challenge
that was the case like, 3+ FromSoftware games ago. played through ER twice and it's just not challenging like DS1 or DeS are, outside of a few bosses which boil down to memorizing how to avoid the attack completely.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:21:47 PM No.211641694
>>211641499
holy carian sword like the tranny omen prince instead of a shit holy fetish item and his/her sword
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:25:59 PM No.211641856
>>211641675
I don't think DS1 is really that challenging, parry is really easy to pull off and works on most grunts. And I only remember the DLC bosses being particularly hard. I had a lot more trouble with 3 than 1.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:29:02 PM No.211641983
>>211641856
That's interesting, because I found 3 much easier than the previous. But I can't tell you if it was related to the game difficulty itself or because my own experience had prepared me and by that time I was a bit of a veteran.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:31:52 PM No.211642073
I never finished SOTE
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:33:04 PM No.211642129
>>211642073
That's okay, anon. It's not your job.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:35:18 PM No.211642208
>>211640701
>Lord
>female
Troon
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:37:45 PM No.211642307
>>211641856
All Dark Souls and Elden Ring are as easy as you make them Sekiro and Bloodborne were more challenging
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:39:19 PM No.211642360
>>211640701
>Female
Don't you mean Body Type B?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:40:17 PM No.211642399
>>211641180
>Pretty sure Azur and Lusat mog her
Pretty sure Azur and Lusat are rocks
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:40:53 PM No.211642419
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>>211642208
>>211642360
cope freaks
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:41:00 PM No.211642422
>>211641675
>>211641856
>>211641983
Demon Souls and all three Dark Souls games are incredibly easy save for a handful of bosses (mainly DLC bosses). Only Sekiro, Bloodborne, and Elden Ring are truly difficult in terms of complexity of the bosses' movesets (assuming you don't cheese of course)
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:41:09 PM No.211642429
>>211639665 (OP)
>uses all the summons on Radahn
>"Radahn is really easy!"
kek
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:41:58 PM No.211642469
>>211639665 (OP)
>Garland is a retard
Of course he is if he's playing that faggot game.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:42:15 PM No.211642477
everyone in this thread is a massive faggot

lurking was a mistake
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:43:50 PM No.211642522
>>211642477
Wow you're so cool and above everyone else, anon. We're all very impressed
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:44:45 PM No.211642554
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>>211639665 (OP)
Summons are absolutely mandatory for 99% of players. I have no idea how I would have beaten some of the bosses without them.

>just git gud bro

Not everybody has thousands of hours to study every move of every boss.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:45:14 PM No.211642569
>>211639665 (OP)
Is there a franchise more reddit than Dark Souls?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:46:11 PM No.211642600
>>211642569
Elder Scrolls
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:46:44 PM No.211642622
>>211642422
Nice anecdotal evidence, anon. I don't really agree with it and found Sekiro and Bloodborne rather easy. Can't really judge Elden Ring like that because I played it with my brother and we did most if not all bosses together - had a blast. I might try a solo run one day, but considering I scoured all of that world, I'll wait some years until I forget stuff about it.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:48:52 PM No.211642702
>>211642419
ironic.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:49:36 PM No.211642728
>>211640079
Still don't understand why the nerfed him. I beat him before that, and it didn't stand out in any way difficulty wise. Had much more trouble with other bosses like Godskin Duo and Maliketh, and those are mandatory. Radahn is 100% optional.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:49:42 PM No.211642730
>>211639665 (OP)
Today I shall sit outside exploding frenzy head man's boss fog and get summoned by other players. I've done this shit since Demons Souls. I love the summon/being summoned aspect of these games.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:51:45 PM No.211642804
>>211642073
I beat Messmer and was just too tired to wrap it up so I still haven't seen that big NPC fight or Radahn but harder and gayer.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:51:57 PM No.211642811
>>211642569
The Witcher
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:52:15 PM No.211642827
>>211642554
Souls games, including Elden Ring, are extremely easy. This is literally all you have to do:
>All levels into strength and health
>Fully upgraded colossal weapon
>Fully charged two-handed attacks
And, once they're available, the Shard of Alexander, Stonebarb Cracked Tear, and Opaline Hardtear. You literally stagger bosses with every other swing. I suck at video-games and I beat every single boss (including Radahn and Malenia) first or second try with this build. Work smarter, not harder
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:54:56 PM No.211642911
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>>211642702
didn't ask
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:56:29 PM No.211642969
>>211642622
>Nice anecdotal evidence, anon
I feel like it's pretty objective. Like, Radagon is an objectively harder boss than, say, Artorias or King Allant. His moveset is infinitely more nuanced and complex. Even if, in your personal experience, you first-tried Radagon and died a million times to Artorias, that's irrelevant. The difficulty as objective and measurable as the fidelity of the graphics
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:01:03 PM No.211643126
>>211641856
>>211642422
I was talking more about the fact that the focus in those games was in exploring the areas, avoiding traps, gathering and using resources, and the bosses were just checkpoints, especially in DeS. Every single ER boss is more challenging than like, Adjudicator or some shit, but the challenge in terms of level design is lacking.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:01:30 PM No.211643146
>>211642827
Of course it's easy when you look up the most broken setup to automatically win every battle.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:04:43 PM No.211643235
>>211643146
It's an unga bunga strength build. No gimmicks, no cheese, not even a shield. It's simple and straightforward. If it's that easy to be "broken", by your arbitrary definition, then guess what? That makes it an easy fucking game. It's not the game's fault you insist on being a naked samurai out of some misplaced pride
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:06:29 PM No.211643307
>>211642399
>Pretty sure Azur and Lusat are rocks
cant believe 2 rocks are stronger than Rennala
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:07:44 PM No.211643357
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>Souls games, including Elden Ring, are extremely easy.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:09:27 PM No.211643417
>>211643126
>the focus in those games was in exploring the areas, avoiding traps, gathering and using resources
I know I'm gonna sound like a Souls zoomer for this, but that shit was so archaic and tedious. The textbook definition of artificial difficulty. Saying 5 minute runbacks, swarms of hyper-aggressive hyper-persistent enemies, and cheeky beginner's traps you couldn't have possibly anticipated are "fun" is like saying tank controls or 90s adventure game puzzle logic were fun. It died for a reason, that shit was awful and pure meme design
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:09:34 PM No.211643424
>>211643146
>look up the most broken setup
>broken setup
Dude it's just 50 points in STR, it's been a staple since the first game.
Used to be DXT
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:11:21 PM No.211643479
>>211643417
>Saying 5 minute runbacks, swarms of hyper-aggressive hyper-persistent enemies, and cheeky beginner's traps you couldn't have possibly anticipated are "fun"
they are hilarious, i remember a friend running through sens fortress only to get eaten by the mimic and getting mad at me for not telling him about it
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:13:06 PM No.211643539
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>>211643146
>when you look up the most broken setup
>he needs a guide to pick up the biggest weapon available and stack strength
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:19:18 PM No.211643760
>>211643539
Yes, he needs a guide for that. How the fuck are you gonna know otherwise?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:21:22 PM No.211643841
>>211643417
Oh, I didn't say it was necessarily fun, levels like Latria are disappointing at best, and obnoxious to navigate. The challenging part is staying focused and preserving through some pretty bullshit enemy placement, traps, and piss-poor lighting. It feels more like a "game" in that sense, like something you'd feed coins to in the arcade if it came out a decade earlier.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:22:40 PM No.211643885
>>211643417
>cheeky beginner's traps you couldn't have possibly anticipated are "fun" is like saying tank controls or 90s adventure game puzzle logic were fun
Seems like you can't take a joke anon
Replies: >>211644174
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:24:12 PM No.211643941
Here's the story: some autist plays a challenging game and thinks he's a LEET gamer and mocks and looks down on players who enjoy other games. Only people who have beat HIS game are real gamers. He slowly loses his mind as he realizes that like 30 million other people have also beat the game and he's just a pseud and doesn't have anything close to savant syndrome/abilities.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:24:16 PM No.211643946
>>211642827
The first few times I played DS1 I increased my stats just enough to wield my weapon of choice, then I put every single point into endurance until my stamina bar could grow no longer. I still stand by it being the best stat.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:26:09 PM No.211644017
>>211639945
>Only pure casters are allowed to summon
holy fuck, already playing on easy mode with a ranged caster build and you STILL need a summon? fucking pathetic
Replies: >>211647595 >>211660523
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:30:06 PM No.211644174
>>211643885
The thing about jokes is that they aren't funny after the millionth time
Replies: >>211645907
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:34:03 PM No.211644322
>>211639806
You lurk for new threads to make edgy first posts, when you kill yourself your corpse will be alone for months because no one cares about you
Replies: >>211644382 >>211653741 >>211668209
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:35:29 PM No.211644382
>>211644322
>your corpse will be alone for months
Pretty sure the landlord would find out a little sooner than that, anon
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:05:03 PM No.211645508
>>211640149
All those summons, cucked by mimic tear. Maybe stormhawk deenh or whatever, or the rats, but all the rest are pretty wasteful. Unless I missed one that's actually fun and powerful?
Replies: >>211653486 >>211663900
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:11:09 PM No.211645768
>>211642419
>fridge body
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:13:58 PM No.211645907
>>211644174
yeah, but if you keep falling for the nth time for the same joke, you may be part of the problem
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:14:30 PM No.211645926
>>211639665 (OP)
Sounds based
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:15:54 PM No.211645990
>>211642554
I beat Bloodborne and DS1 offline, both within 70-80 hours and without guides. Pretty sure I took longer than most people too. You’re just bad at video games lol
Replies: >>211679519
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:47:58 PM No.211647484
>>211641512
Incredibly based post. I feel the same way. I love both the challenge and the weird shit that happens in the multiplayer. Too bad about the fucking open world.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:50:38 PM No.211647595
>>211644017
It makes no sense being in close quarters combat as a wizard, idiot.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:53:32 PM No.211647707
>>211642399
They’re rocks the same way Crystallians are rocks. They’ve ascended and opened their third eye. They’re also based on the Sokushinbutsu - those ascetic mummy’d monks - from Sekiro.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:56:56 PM No.211647856
IMG_4903
IMG_4903
md5: ac0f1b801a43eed6ed00ed3ad9a4d61a🔍
>>211642399
Rennala is overrated and she did nothing for the academy
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:57:11 PM No.211647865
zendaya-dune-part-2-021524-a8c9220824be4357a8e7024dca086154
>>211639665 (OP)
>here's your Expedition 33 live action movie Maelle bro
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:02:19 PM No.211648086
>>211639665 (OP)
This movie should basically use the Groundhog day gimmick and also be a funny self-referential satire with a funny meme actor

The lore of Elden Ring is nonsensical garbage that doesn't matter
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:06:08 PM No.211648250
>>211639665 (OP)
They're making a show about zanzibart?
Replies: >>211648841
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:20:19 PM No.211648841
>>211648250
Bambishart*
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:20:19 PM No.211648842
1749984309091753
1749984309091753
md5: aa6dfefa29d5b93cd597836bf83d4f30🔍
>>211641159
The better question is who will Crust play?
Replies: >>211649031 >>211657224
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:24:38 PM No.211649031
favim-com-26778
favim-com-26778
md5: 7a7b3bc6d6befbf00b98621634437352🔍
>>211648842
What is this 'put flowers in the beard' shit?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:28:31 PM No.211649191
1741545784916041
1741545784916041
md5: 4a9d91df15804f4c6d6088790463c64c🔍
>>211639665 (OP)
Summons are based. Nothing better than going around again with my wife Nepheli.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:29:02 PM No.211649211
>>211642569
Fallout.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:13:00 PM No.211651060
ER_Icon_Ash_Black_Knife_Tiche
ER_Icon_Ash_Black_Knife_Tiche
md5: f034d1e039791bd95d359511009d3d27🔍
she's a giantess though
Replies: >>211660941
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:45:43 PM No.211652303
>>211641159
diaper midget!
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:03:06 AM No.211652994
>>211642569
legend of zelda
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:10:52 AM No.211653317
>>211639937
the interview is from before SOTE
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:12:25 AM No.211653383
1634745567408
1634745567408
md5: 5c1fc6f1025e2324980d0e8ffde8ba18🔍
>>211640993
>Hunter Schafer as Queen Marika the Eternal
>Hunter Schafer as Radagon
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:14:57 AM No.211653486
>>211645508
Black Knife Tiche has the destined death ability that lowers max HP temporarily and regularly uses it, very strong summon.
Replies: >>211669743
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:17:20 AM No.211653573
>>211639665 (OP)
Radahn is very easy unless you do retarded shit like going at him at level 15, even before the nerf he had very little health and his attacks were easy to dodge
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:20:12 AM No.211653680
>>211642969
>I feel like it's pretty objective
That's the most subjective defense of objectivity you could've made.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:21:31 AM No.211653728
>>211639665 (OP)
I mean you are talking about the guy who co-wrote DmC
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:21:49 AM No.211653741
>>211644322
At least I'm not alone in life, like you.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:23:34 AM No.211653817
1749957042076855
1749957042076855
md5: bff6bc3472c902ebcebced2334adad9f🔍
>>211641499
I whip made of lighting like in Dragons Dogma
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:26:34 AM No.211653967
>>211639665 (OP)
>we are gamers too yo, look bra I fuck with this game I'm gonna be directing you know what Im sayin fellow kids? Malenia, radahn, summon yeah, I fuck wit them too
Why are hollywood people like this? You can see in some red carpet interview how these actors or filmmakers said that they are fellow gamers playing games like fallout zelda mario and such, I though being gamer was supposed to be BAD and hollywood people actively avoiding it like a plague?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:30:03 AM No.211654102
>>211639882
Are there that many? This is the only game that I ever bothered to get a Platinum award for.
>>211639937
Not the DLC one.
Fuck that guy.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:48:13 AM No.211654820
>>211641453
Stop spamming R1 retard. Time your attacks after dodging the dance and don't be greedy.
Replies: >>211656062
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:15:20 AM No.211656062
>>211654820
That doesn't work. It makes the fight take much longer. And the longer the fight lasts the more chances she kills you with Waterfowl. And with her lifesteal its not a fight you can win by attrition.

Thats why the only way I won was by using mimic and being hyper agressive spamming heavy jump attacks with a bleed weapon and hoping I get a her into a rhythm where me and the mimic force her into a loop of staggers, bleeds procs, and criticals so she never has time to do waterfowl. Finished the fight in under 2 minutes.
Replies: >>211656827
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:16:34 AM No.211656107
>>211639665 (OP)
At least he bothered to play it.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:31:47 AM No.211656827
>>211656062
>And with her lifesteal its not a fight you can win by attrition.
Yes, you can. I've done it.
I won't tell you that you've got to be the same, but it is 100% possible.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:33:43 AM No.211656904
>>211639665 (OP)
>malenia is the hardest boss
nah, not at all. waterfowl is like 90% of her difficulty. once you learn how to dodge it (which is pretty easy), she's not that hard at all. just don't get hit obviously. i actually really like fighting her. it's like a delicate dance.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:36:17 AM No.211657033
>>211639665 (OP)
Mimic is absolute bullshit. The health you give-up to summon it shouldn't be healable.
t. used mimic for all three of my playthroughs
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:38:16 AM No.211657137
Dungeater
Dungeater
md5: 0dfc930175878d47de282630d7664075🔍
Cast him
Replies: >>211657224 >>211670536 >>211687120
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:40:08 AM No.211657224
>>211657137
See
>>211648842
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:42:36 AM No.211657344
video games are for children grow up
Replies: >>211657958
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:55:59 AM No.211657958
>>211657344
posting on imageboards known for its pedophilia, that however is a truly adult activity for me!
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:01:54 AM No.211658201
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE FEATURES THAT ARE IN THE GAME YOU DIDN'T REALLY BEAT IT GIT GUD REEEEEEEE
Soulsfags are so fucking obnoxious
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:16:42 AM No.211658825
https://youtu.be/TMdasaWiYD8?t=815
the way he describes dark souls makes me cautiously optimistic about the adaptation
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:42:48 AM No.211659802
>>211639882
Summons are an organic way of adding difficulty modifiers. You can use them but you need to accept that you played a different mode from the people that didn't use them.
Replies: >>211664175 >>211679762 >>211689971
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:59:28 AM No.211660404
>>211639665 (OP)
I always summon NPCs because it adds color to the world.
Even if the boss is easy enough to beat on my own, summoning is just fun because it makes it feel like I live among others in the setting.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:00:13 AM No.211660431
0bhov7d4e0o81
0bhov7d4e0o81
md5: 5b6418b4be93fd3c62dbe12f6fdc64d8🔍
>>211639665 (OP)
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:02:56 AM No.211660523
>>211639945
>cloth wearers
Just level endurance and wear armor like everyone else. Moongrum teaches you that in Raya Lucaria.
Unless you're twinking for PVP, there's no reason to not level END and wear armor even as a caster.
Mid-rolls are still great in ER.

>>211644017
Casting is easy mode some times, and hard mode others.
Against Messmer or Radahn, its hard mode because those fucks like to get in your face constantly. So you're forced to use melee spells like Slicer or Greatsword.
Against Malenia or Maliketh, it definitely makes things easier.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:04:57 AM No.211660585
>>211640295
No one knows.
The only things you could conceivably make a decent film about would be the lead up to the Shattering or something like Vyke's tragedy.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:06:59 AM No.211660666
>>211640666
Radagon isn't Marika.
She created him, but he was of a lesser substance than her. He never became a God.
He was probably weaker than Godfrey even when he was alive. Since he's called a 'mere champion', and a downgrade from Godfrey.

Rennala is one of the strongest characters in the setting, regardless of that.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:07:34 AM No.211660699
>>211640149
Game without summons:
>bosses with super fast, long attack combos with input read rape mode
Game with summons:
>player's pov rape mode

Is it too much to ask for a hard but balanced game?
Replies: >>211668340
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:08:32 AM No.211660741
>>211641644
Carian Slicer is literally the best longsword in the entire game, lol.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:13:16 AM No.211660941
>>211651060
>>211640657
>>211641029
Its funny how the most objectively evil in life ashes, Tiche and Rollo, are also the best to just carry you through the game.
Like summoning Rollo for Morgott or Mogh has to be a kind of psychological warfare.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:26:09 AM No.211661559
>>211639665 (OP)
I feel the only way an Elden Ring movie would work if it's a prequel to the game, depicting one of the big events alluded to in the lore, where the cool stuff happened and epic tales played out. The game's plot is you just being the broken world's janitor and sweeping up the remainders. If you'd actually try to make the game's main story a movie, you may have some impressive action set pieces, but everything in between would be mc traveling a lot, characters talking in riddles and throwing meaningful gazes around without elaborating, while the mc just beats stuff up. It would be trashed by critics and normalfag moviegoers.
Replies: >>211666675
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:30:42 AM No.211661754
>>211640616
Literally me. Been playing SoulsBorne since Demon's Souls. They're amazing games but I always reach a point of boredom with them. Always reach a point of "yeah, I get it" and start to lose interest. Been playing them for 16 years. I one-two-three shot each boss I encounter. Not saying they're bad games. Not particularly difficult either. Presentation does a lot for enemy/boss intimidation levels. But I've never beaten one and don't really care to.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:34:44 AM No.211661976
>>211641159
my sister gf
Replies: >>211662870
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:42:10 AM No.211662330
>>211642569
Borderlands
Kingdom Hearts
Final Fantasy X
Sonic 3
Mario 3
Saints Row 3 & 4
Skyrim
Baldur's Gate 3
Terraria
Minecraft
Replies: >>211670240
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:52:52 AM No.211662870
>>211661976
How can your sister be your gf, anon?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:15:28 AM No.211663900
>>211645508
there are no "fun" summons but tiche can actually dodge a lot of boss attacks and so is more survivable than mimic sometimes. i've heard latenna is good before but she always seemed like complete ass to me
Replies: >>211669743
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:21:21 AM No.211664113
1622466211593
1622466211593
md5: 0303530b6e9355d6e91efaef9139d051🔍
i beat elden ring and loved it, then i beat bloodborne and loved it, so i went back to try DS1
i got to the capra demon, tried fighting it like 3 times and put the game down for good. the most AIDs thing i've ever experienced in my entire life, ho lee fuck
Replies: >>211680086
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:23:05 AM No.211664175
>>211659802
So are weapons. Or items. Or literally anything else in the game.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:29:19 AM No.211664435
GOOD
GOOD
md5: b8a45d39b7963a863643180db1289d4f🔍
>>211639665 (OP)
You know what, I'm happy about this.
Fromsoft was the last company still making games I enjoyed.
Every other studio, Bethesda, Bioware, Ubisoft, they all went to complete shit a decade ago, but From gave me enough hope that I kept a gaming PC around.

Now that they've gone turbowhore and started doing multiplayer battle royale asset flip shit and having awful American B-movies made, I can finally put that childish pass time behind me.
Sage
6/19/2025, 4:32:23 AM No.211664554
>>211642827
That doesn't work in the DLC, most enemies are poise monsters, even skinny dudes in loin cloths can shrug off a lions claw from a colossal mace
Replies: >>211668152
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:21:22 AM No.211666563
Sarah Gadon Amanda Fix Tiffany&Co June 2025_thumb.jpg
>>211639665 (OP)
Who will Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix play?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:23:29 AM No.211666675
Dave Bautista Boyce_thumb.jpg
Dave Bautista Boyce_thumb.jpg
md5: 5fe4a628fa3e54309b8f3b6c2980495c🔍
>>211661559
>If you'd actually try to make the game's main story a movie, you may have some impressive action set pieces, but everything in between would be mc traveling a lot, characters talking in riddles and throwing meaningful gazes around without elaborating, while the mc just beats stuff up. It would be trashed by critics and normalfag moviegoers.
It would be shockingly similar to In the Lost Lands, which was a huge box office bomb with not-good audience scores because they found the whole thing baffling and incomprehensible. That shit doesn't fly in cinema.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:50:44 AM No.211668003
>>211639665 (OP)
>radahn is easy
true
>malenia hardest
debatable
>summons
didn't use them for like 80% of the game
>dark souls
never finished any of them.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:54:25 AM No.211668152
181115-dr-horrible-sing-along-blog-neil-patrick-harris
181115-dr-horrible-sing-along-blog-neil-patrick-harris
md5: 8839e4e0e1d9a6738a673990dc0f0d65🔍
>>211642827
see>>211664554
Have you played the DLC...because bruh
Replies: >>211680014
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:55:38 AM No.211668209
>>211644322
why so sensitive bud
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:58:31 AM No.211668340
>>211660699
I wouldnt call it balanced, but in the DLC bosses dont hyper focus on the summons like they do in the base game.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:32:06 AM No.211669743
>>211663900
>>211653486
Thanks, I'll try Tiche
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:43:04 AM No.211670153
>>211639665 (OP)
How will he work antifa and the collapse of gun totting murica into it this time?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:45:10 AM No.211670240
>>211662330
you're stuck ten years in the past anon
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:46:33 AM No.211670299
All the Demigods are going to be normal humans beings with like horns or something rather than the giant monsters they actually are. Everything will be downscaled and raceswapped and hollywooded until it no longer resembles Elden Ring at all.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:52:32 AM No.211670536
>>211657137
sean bean. the voice actor sounds exactly like him.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:56:29 AM No.211670724
>>211639665 (OP)
>Thinks the boss that was nerfed multiple times because shitters ran into Calid ass first is the easiest
woah...

Next you're tell me he's STR user.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:56:42 AM No.211670733
I am so trash at sekiro bros
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:02:00 AM No.211670946
Wall of Shame
Wall of Shame
md5: 7a960ba38dd9839f6e9591117ee268d8🔍
>>211640149
I beat mogh at level 90 without the crimson tear and no summons as a mage.

How are you people this fucking bad?

>Pre-nerf Bleed
Actual toddler mode.
Very real case to be made here that you didn't beat the game.
Replies: >>211672916 >>211673463
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:09:08 AM No.211671254
>>211639665 (OP)
Radahn's only easy if you just evade him on your horse while spamming armies of summons at him.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:57:44 AM No.211672916
>>211670946
>Look at me guys, I'm SO good at this game
Nobody cares, retard.
Replies: >>211684338
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:15:16 AM No.211673463
>>211670946
>beat game using tools provided by game
>this means you didnt beat the game
grim
Replies: >>211684338
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:21:18 AM No.211673639
1750231682775
1750231682775
md5: cf067b8de4753be1d12fcb242508b826🔍
>gameplay emphasis on level design, the bosses are tests of your mettle at the end of a long journey rather than the bread and butter of the game at the expense of everything else
>mostly straightforward and well explained lore and worldbuilding, you dont have to make up youtuber tier headcanon just to make the world make sense
>no zanzibart forgive me bullshit, character motivations and backstories are generally rich, relatable and sympathetic
>dying actually matters as there isnt a checkpoint in every room
>armor and clothing are extremely memorable
>understated OST, no generic "epic" choral bullshit

This is the only good Souls game
Replies: >>211679969 >>211680217 >>211680645
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:25:41 AM No.211675655
>>211640504
>souls game
>lore
haha good one
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:36:43 AM No.211677480
>>211639665 (OP)
Annd you will still watch it, lol

Start starving those retards if you want to complain. Stop being part of the problem
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:51:14 AM No.211677757
>>211639665 (OP)
Who cares.
And I agree.
The game has like 20 summons. Use them.
I use the mimic tear, and theres nothing you can do to stop me.
Radahn was an easy boss. He was like the 3rd boss I beat, obviously I didn't have the mimic tear. I did summon Alexander, Blaidd, Topps and such. It only took me like 3 trues on my first playthrough.
Melenia is the hardest bost next to consort Radahn.
I have not played Dark Souls. When I learned about it I decided not because in the end the choice in dark souls is kill yourself and "save the world", more like delay the inevitable, or keep living as a quasi-dead guy and doom the world.
All three games thats the choice.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:53:28 AM No.211677801
>>211639665 (OP)
>Alex Garland
Ready to see black Tarnished and his white maiden hack white knights to death with a machete? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3qxr6VVqtM
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:27:17 PM No.211679519
>>211645990
all of the FROM souls games are easier than elden "huge AOEs, artiicially delayed unreadable attacks and endless enemy combos with barely any openings, also you die in 2 hits" ring (derogatory)
maybe nightreign is even harder and even more AIDS
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:42:10 PM No.211679762
>>211659802
That's like saying someone who played some old boomer shooter on the hardest difficulty and used health packs didn't really beat the game on the hardest difficulty. If your whole game's hardcoreness and difficullty is based on not using in-game abilities, maybe your game just isn't that difficult?
Replies: >>211684070 >>211684159
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:54:12 PM No.211679969
>>211673639
Pic unrelated because you just described dark souls 1, which I agree is the best and most memorable one
Replies: >>211680025
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:56:31 PM No.211680009
>>211641512
Some people also have fun getting fucked in the ass. I guess that is ok to you too, faggot
Replies: >>211685750
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:56:57 PM No.211680014
>>211668152
Just collect as many Scadutree fragments as you can before you engage any bosses
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:57:26 PM No.211680025
>>211679969
based
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:59:20 PM No.211680053
>>211643760
Then its a you problem. Not everyone is retarded
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:01:25 PM No.211680086
GUKiTdIXwAAsc0C
GUKiTdIXwAAsc0C
md5: ff8febd6c93a550ba9fb5f8c5b9258e3🔍
>>211664113
just run up the stairs and stand on top of the alcove. capra can't reach you there so you can easily kill the dogs first
Replies: >>211685840
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:09:54 PM No.211680217
>>211673639
If Fromsoft ever went back to Souls it should be this. Drop the trailer, make everyone think it's Dark Souls IV, then boom, it's actually DEMON'S Souls....... II
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:13:43 PM No.211680278
>>211639665 (OP)
>He used Mimic Tear
>He used Black Knife Tiche
>He used any spirit ash
>He summoned NPCs
>He called upon friends
>He called upon strangers
>He equipped a greatshield
>He abused parries
>He abused any shield
>He abused Bleed
>He abused Frost
>He abused Scarlet Rot
>He abused Poison
>He abused fire damage
>He abused lightning damage
>He abused holy damage
>He stacked a dozen buffs
>He used buffs at all
>He munched consumables
>He needed every flask charge
>He abused Ashes Of War
>He abused i-frames
>He exploited rolling
>He maxed out his scadutree blessings
>He used scadutree blessings at all
>He leveled past RL150
>He leveled past RL137
>He leveled past RL120
>He leveled past RL1
>He accepted Melina's offer of an accord in the first place
>He rode past open world enemies on Torrent
>He rode Torrent
>He used metafag weapons
>He used good weapons
>He used gimmick weapons
>He used ranged weapons
>He cast incantations
>He cast sorceries
>He medium rolled
>He light rolled
>He didn't barehand fist his way through the game
>He didn't do it buck naked
>He abused armors and the damage resistances they provided
>He abused talismans for their effects
>He didn't RL0, scadutree 0, bare-handed zero-equipment glitchless 101% speedrun world record the game on his very first try while blindfolded and suspended upside down in a sensory deprivation tank, playing the game on a dancepad while being a quadruple amputee suffering from late-stage cancer and multiple organ failure

You did not beat the game.
>"But I-"
Read my lips. You did not beat the game. I don't care what your cope is, I don't care about your excuses. All you did was coast through on an artificial easy mode so you would be able to tell everyone you finished the popular video game. Nothing else.
>"But m-"
You. Did. Not. Beat. The. Game.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:18:12 PM No.211680347
>>211680278
>>He accepted Melina's offer of an accord in the first place
Actually, YOU literally didn't beat the game, since it's physically impossible to do so without touching Melina's dirty schlick hand
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:19:34 PM No.211680367
>>211680278
>playing the game on a dancepad with 8 whole buttons instead of having all your inputs mapped to various rumba beats on a donkey kong bongo controller
You didn't beat the game
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:22:50 PM No.211680420
>>211639882
>easy mode is in the game
>that means you have to use it
Robbed yourself of gameplay gg ez
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:36:16 PM No.211680645
>>211673639
>>gameplay emphasis on level design, the bosses are tests of your mettle at the end of a long journey rather than the bread and butter of the game at the expense of everything else
The bosses were definitely meant to be super hard.
They just failed at it.
Allant literally steals your levels. Him being easy is just an artifact of having a shitty moveset being made by a studio that sucked at making ARPGs, not intention.
>>mostly straightforward and well explained lore and worldbuilding, you dont have to make up youtuber tier headcanon just to make the world make sense
Every Souls game is easy to understand. Demon's Souls has all the same vagueposting bullshit all the others have.
It doesn't matter because every Souls game has a plot that can be understood even on a first blind playthrough. Maybe DS1 has an issue where you're likely to miss Kaathe the first time.
>>dying actually matters as there isnt a checkpoint in every room
Most Demon's Souls levels are extremely short if you know where you're going, and primitive enemy AI means you can just sprint past everything.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:17:21 PM No.211681383
>>211639665 (OP)
No soulsborne game would work as a film but especially not eldenflop. The lore and story there was fucking abysmal.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:17:59 PM No.211681398
>>211680420
you picked up a video game and fundamentally did not understand what you were looking at. actual baboon problem solving skills lol
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:55:56 PM No.211683576
I'll never get people that don't use summons on the first playthrough. it's literally part of the game lore and it's fun interacting with other players on the same journey as you.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:16:25 PM No.211684070
>>211679762
Well, no damage runs do exist and it is a different challenge from just beating the game on hard. The issue is that people somehow concluded that high difficulty is the primary design principle behind Souls, which it isn't. From always had mechanics that allowed you to modify it according to your preference. You can use heavy armor or you can go in naked. You can level up or you can beat the game on soul level 1. You can use magic or just melee (with or without a shield). But these are all different modes of playing the game with varying level of challenge.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:19:37 PM No.211684159
>>211679762
>That's like saying someone who played some old boomer shooter on the hardest difficulty and used health packs didn't really beat the game
This is such a false equivalency that I refuse to believe you're arguing in good faith. There's an infinite difference between using health items and getting someone else to beat the boss for you when you're clearly intended to beat the boss yourself. NEVER in history did Fromsoft design a boss around summoning an NPC or other player to kill it for you, and you know that but you're being disingenuous because.. why?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:27:34 PM No.211684338
>>211672916
>Game is easy guys
But also
>wtf do YOU mean game is easy???
Everytime.

>>211673463
Pre-nerf bleed was LITERALLY bugged and did way to much dmg.
In other words, it wasn't an intended feature.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:35:09 PM No.211684527
>>211681383
Bloodborne could work. It's the most coherent one.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:42:35 PM No.211684718
>>211684338
NTA but it's easy in the sense that it doesn't require skill (like, say, Ninja Gaiden). Stubbornness and a good build can overcome literally anything in a Fromsoft game. Like, any retard can memorize a tough boss's moveset and beat it through muscle memory alone after enough hours of trial and error. It's like memorizing the study guide for a test, as opposed to having genuine knowledge and understanding of the material. Fromsoft games are about bruteforcing, not genuine skill and mastery of the mechanics. So it is hard but it also isn't hard
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:50:33 PM No.211684930
>>211684718
>any retard can memorize a tough boss's moveset and beat it through muscle memory alone after enough hours of trial and error
It's funny that you've deluded yourself into thinking it's not the same for Ninja Gaiden or any kind of action-related videogame.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:51:25 PM No.211684953
>>211684718
Yep no videogame requires skill.
Highest rank in any PvP game btw?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:51:55 PM No.211684967
>>211680278
Yes I did. I beat the game using mimic tear. You can cry about it all you want, it doesn't change the fact that I beat the game.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:52:57 PM No.211685005
>>211684953
Yeah good luck learning the other player's "moveset" in a PVP game, retard
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:53:58 PM No.211685031
>>211685005
I'll take what are fighting games for 500 please.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:55:54 PM No.211685086
>>211684718
>Ninja Gaiden
More of you fucking people have referenced Ninja Gaiden as being the representation of true difficulty in games than have ever fucking played the series.
Stop being a larper, you shitbag.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:56:49 PM No.211685119
>>211684930
The difficulty of Ninja Gaiden comes from the enemies, not the bosses. When you're being swarmed by a shit ton of ultra-aggressive enemies each with their own complex attack patterns and unpredictable AI, it's impossible to rely entirely off of trial and error and muscle memory, because every single encounter is gonna be radically different due to enemy placement and behavior. It requires in-the-moment improv. You can't bruteforce that, the game demands a mastery of the mechanics
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:59:22 PM No.211685197
>>211685086
I bought the Master Collection when it came out. And though I haven't played it, a remake of Ninja Gaiden 2 literally just came out a couple months ago. You're the larper, faggot. You're out-of-touch and you think your extremely mainstream normie hack n slash is some sort of sacred secret that's been compromised by Souls zoomers
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:01:48 PM No.211685259
If Miyazaki himself is involved as loremaster for the script, the film could have a chance of being a decent accompaniment to ER. A literal adaptation of Elden Ring would suck because as is usual for souls games, all the compelling stories and information are secreted away in the history and background of the setting, rather than the player's own journey. Although it does far more in that scope with its living NPC characters that's genuinely meaningful and evocative, admittedly.
With that in mind, the Elden Ring film is a perfect opportunity to expand on the setting and clarify mysteries, rather than simply translate what's already been said into film.
Assuming a LOTR-length trilogy:
The fist film should have Godfrey as the Protag, depicting him as a highlander set amidst the Hornsent and Marika's ascent to divinity amidst the burgeoning threat of the surrounding giants territories, the seduction and betrayal with the Divine Gate etc. Settle The Gloam Eyed Queen mystery. And finally the war against the giants. Throw in a few asides with the Ancient Dragons, who would have probably been like gods in that era.
The second film should capture Godwyn's crusade against and ultimate affiliation with the Dragons in the Erdtree's golden era, Radagon and his golden host, and the War against the Carians. The Banishment of the Nox and Astel.
The third film should be the night of the black knives and Marika shattering the Elden Ring, and the demigod contest for power and martialling of their various factions, with a thirty minute extended scene showing Rykard transforming into a grotesque snake god.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:05:25 PM No.211685379
>>211685197
No, I just know for a fact that the Ninja Gaiden series had mediocre sales at best and bad sales more commonly, and most of those sales were in Japan, regardless.
The number of people that post about how it is the epitome of true difficulty in games vastly outnumbers the potential crowd that actually bought any of the games.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:06:47 PM No.211685412
I love my summons. Every fucking summon is fun as fuck. Didnt knew fags were complaining about it but is because i dont go to /v/ anymore that place is for niggers.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:09:52 PM No.211685509
Who is the strongest character you fight in the game, lore wise?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:12:38 PM No.211685610
>>211685509
Depends on what you mean by "Strong"
Midra of the frenzied flame would probably up there because everyone is scared to death of just the concept of him existing.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:16:28 PM No.211685718
>>211685509
Consort Radahn
That is a full power Lord + God
Although you could argue that Miquella was only like 90% of the way to being a full god at the time.

Midra
Basically an avatar of the Frenzied Flame, like what the PC becomes in that ending.

Elden Beast
Avatar of the literal physical laws of the land.

Placudisax and Godfrey
Both are former Elden Lords and the strongest warriors of their age.

Maliketh
By controlling death he even scared the Demigods and he already killed at least one potential Goddess in the past.

Malenia
Even if she's not a full Goddess in phase 2, she was still the most powerful warrior of her age.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:17:13 PM No.211685750
>>211680009
Some people enjoy having sex with girls instead of grinding in souls games. I guess that isn't you.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:19:27 PM No.211685840
>>211680086
i could probably have done it in a few more tries but all the retarded foliage cluttering the screen in the tiny room really pissed me off for some reason
maybe i'll try the game again at some point
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:21:00 PM No.211685902
like 90% of normies googled "meta build guide" and speedran though the game. there's a reason miyazaki gave up and just started making pure slop.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:21:36 PM No.211685913
who will play zanzibart
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:22:51 PM No.211685950
>>211685750
Such a weak low-hanging fruit of an insult
>Video-games are for chads like me until you disagree with me; then all of a sudden video-games are for virgins
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:26:01 PM No.211686054
>>211685718
Destined Death isn't controlling death. It's a black flame that can kill gods.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:27:38 PM No.211686110
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md5: f753b5a12281f59cea33d43004d40c25🔍
>summoning
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:29:17 PM No.211686170
>>211685379
Probably because Ninja Gaiden Black is one of the best action games of all time to the people who played it. Of course people will bring it up.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:30:15 PM No.211686217
>>211686054
He was the only one that could kill anyone permanently, and his skill was high enough that it was a threat.
The Black Flame's ability to truly harm demigods was sealed away when Death in general was sealed into Maliketh.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:30:21 PM No.211686221
>>211686054
No, Destined Death is a rune on the Elden Ring that controls death. That's why the basic enemies of the games are "Hollows". The Shattering means everyone is immortal now, so everyone's gone insane
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:31:54 PM No.211686295
>>211685379
Anyone with even a passing interest in 2000s action games will have played at least one of them. God of War, Devil May Cry, Ninja Gaiden. The holy trinity. It's been that way for 20 years
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:32:37 PM No.211686322
>>211641499
I want toolbox spells like in Daggerfall. Levitation, Enhance skill, Sneak, Featherfall, even floor traps, not "attack with different animation that hits to a different defense stat"
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:35:22 PM No.211686412
>>211685509
Godefroy
He's an Outer-God tier threat immured within the ancient Evergaol of the Altus Cliffs. His durance was contrived in a diabolical feat of deceit and cowardice by the old god titan Baranithar, who feared Godefroy for being too skilled in the heretical flesh-melding art of grafting.
In game we see but a mere vestige of his power, incarnate in the shadow of his ancestor.
You can deduce all this in-game by carefully interpreting the reliefs of Stormveil Castle's unreachable parapets using free-cam mods, or by studying the way the colours of filigree decor change in ambient light conditions. Boc will also tell you all of this.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:35:23 PM No.211686413
>>211680420
fags that say this shit run the most OP builds and weapons that they copypasted from youtube. that's no different than summoning
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:35:36 PM No.211686420
>>211686221
Go look through the game and find a single fact to back that up. As in, dialogue or text in the game. You won't find any, as it doesn't exist. Destined Death is the God killing black flame that Marika sealed in her pet dog. Ranni stole a fragment and imbued it into knives which were used to kill Godwyn. Then the player bonked the dog and the flame came out and burned the tree.

This idea that death as a concept was sealed is retarded dimwit youtuber headcanon that isn't supported anywhere in the game.
>HURR none of the bosses die until maliketh because death didn't exist as a concept because Marika shoved it up her dogs asshole
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:39:58 PM No.211686611
>>211680278
trvth nvke
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:42:21 PM No.211686711
>>211686420
>Destined Death is the God killing black flame
destined death looks fundamentally different than the black flame. you are fucking retarded
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:49:47 PM No.211686991
>>211639882
>>211680420
I didn't spirit ash but ER's bullshit especially the dlc I'm convinced is because they expect you to spirit ash. Miyazaki uses them by the way.
It's faggot shit I agree but it also explains every half awake enemy doing so much damage even with 50 vigor on a character..
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:50:19 PM No.211687004
>>211686711
>The Rune of Death is unbound. Black flames have devoured the Erdtree
>the Rune of Death goes by two names; the other is Destined Death
>Amon swore fealty to the god-slaying black flame
>The black flame could once slay gods. But when Maliketh sealed Destined Death, the true power of the black flame was lost.
You're the retard. Black flame used to look like Destined Death, black and red. When it was sealed, it lost its true power and is now black and white.

Red is often used with black in Japan. What colour are black bullets in Ikaruga? What colour are dark spirits and invaders etc?

Also I'm noticing how there's zero in game facts to back up your bull. I accept your concession and will leave this thread now, having corrected you ;)
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:53:38 PM No.211687120
>>211657137
Idris Elba
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:53:56 PM No.211687128
>>211686420
>Abandoning their birthplace after the Shattering, these undead beings (the Wandering Nobles) are the pitiful product of unending life.
>The Golden Order was created by confining Destined Death. Thus, this new Order will be one of Death restored.
>Someone stole a fragment of the Rune of Death from Maliketh, the Black Blade. And on a bitter night, murdered Godwyn the Golden. That was the first recorded Death of a demigod in all history. And it became the catalyst. Soon, the Elden Ring was smashed, and thus sprang forth the war known as the Shattering.
>On the night of the dire plot the stolen Rune of Death enabled the first Death of a demigod. Later, the Rune of Death spread across the Lands Between through the underground roots of the Greattree, sprouting in the form of Deathroot.
The Black Flame that the Godskin and Gloam-Eyed Queen used and Destined Death itself are not the same thing. The Black Flame is simply one aspect of Destined Death, which is the very metaphysical concept of death itself
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:57:01 PM No.211687238
>>211686412
Kek.
My favorite thing is the archeology now. In dark souls 1 and demon souls it'd basically explain everything but in elden ring you got people analyzing the textures on statues and saying "Greco-Roman styling Indicates that this world was flooded and reborn and.."
It's fucking cope if the lack of story and lore is so bad on purpose because jap devs expected every gamer to be an expert in historical architecture. I just don't fucking buy it desu.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:59:39 PM No.211687322
>>211685509
The ones you can’t fight.

Greatjar of Caelid
Azur and Lusat
Those dead titans

There are things beyond the Tarnished.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:00:52 PM No.211687364
>>211686295
Lol, thats like saying that anyone who likes classic CRPGs played Fallout 2, Baldur's Gate 2, and Shadowrun.
The popularity of the first two is so insanely higher than the last that it is just funny.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:01:07 PM No.211687376
>>211687322
>Greatjar of Caelid
>Azur and Lusat
>Those dead titans
I could mog them all with my mimic tear
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:02:56 PM No.211687447
>>211687322
What about Gransax? Who the fuck took that thing down.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:03:07 PM No.211687450
>>211687004
>Black flame used to look like Destined Death, black and red.
that's implied nowhere. black flame derives from DD but is not it.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:05:09 PM No.211687538
>>211687238
I've seen people do that for older games, like interpreting every statue or armor decoration.
I think its just a lack of experience with actual game development. Where they assume that everything in a game was placed there for a complex reason and that artists are at all times channeling the game's lore bible and trying to teach the player something.
The reality that most environmental decoration and assets were just put together because they looked good, didn't kill FPS, and they filled in empty space while not totally violating the general vibe of the game area.
This is something they're ignorant of because they have a very enchanted view of games development.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:05:41 PM No.211687551
Why are there so many inconclusive match ups teased in this game?

Radahn vs Malenia
Godfrey vs Radahn
Placidusax vs Bayle
Carians vs Primevals
Carians vs Leyndel
Etc
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:06:14 PM No.211687580
>>211687551
sequel bait
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:07:17 PM No.211687616
>>211687447
Godwyn probably?
Godfrey could have still been around at the time. Marika could have also done it herself, maybe.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:07:28 PM No.211687627
>>211687364
>DMC3
1.3 million units
>NG2
1.4 million copies
DMC and GOW are definitely much more successful series overall, I'm not denying that. I'm just saying that everyone who played action games knew Ninja Gaiden in the 2000s. NG2 in particular was a big fucking deal. The other two, not so much, but there's a reason it's received a full-blown remake
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:07:37 PM No.211687637
fag
fag
md5: 340e0210c5c6e7f2f78b407b726dcf6e🔍
>>211684967
>I beat the game using mimic tear.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:12:42 PM No.211687837
>>211639665 (OP)
The people who cry about other people using summons are genuinely low IQ. Summoning is what's stopping Miyazaki from adding straight up difficulty modes to his games.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:25:10 PM No.211688317
>>211687637
Keep crying fag. I beat the game. You're not special.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:30:13 PM No.211688506
>>211687538
I made that Godefroy shitpost and I think Elden Ring's lore and cosmology is actually reasonably well elucidated upon in-game by anyone looking for a coherent timeline of events, it's just that people want more answers to things that are deliberately obfuscated so as to reinforce the mythic nature of the game's setting. Naturally the end result of this is overzealous fans scrying for answers from even the loosest threads like mad historians.
The Dark Souls setting was vastly smaller in scope, drawing from a simple Olympian-style narrative cosmogenesis of the world and its aspects culminating in Lordran and a mostly unseen living world beyond.
Elden Ring's is purposefully more obscure because as opposed to Gwyn, Marika, the central and driving deific figure in the setting, has an actual humanistic origin and history amidst a sprawling setting that features relatively more mundane civilisations and not the heavenly Mount Olympus analogue in Dark Souls.
Did Gwyn's personality and foibles even become majorly apparent before the Ringed City? I can't remember.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:57:11 PM No.211689491
>>211688506
>people want more answers to things that are deliberately obfuscated
these people are why we have dogshit like the forced LoZ timelines
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:58:11 PM No.211689528
>>211683576
imagine if summons like Tiche had something to say on occasion
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:04:00 PM No.211689738
>>211689528
>omenkiller rollo was a living nightmare for all omens
>zero interactivity with mogh or morgott

>finlay sacrificed her life carrying malenia on her back across the continent
>zero interactivity with millicent or malenia
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:04:22 PM No.211689750
>>211689528
Imagine if the bosses actually talked to you besides just Morgott
Imagine you could have actual conversations with Melina so her death actually means something
Imagine if Fromsoft had continued the Sekiro way of storytelling before taking regressing back into typical empty cryptic Dark Souls bullshit

But no, they'll continue to disguise laziness as "mystique" and fanboys will continue to eat that slop up. Sad
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:10:26 PM No.211689971
>>211659802
>he's proud of playing a video game

jesus man
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:12:25 PM No.211690035
>>211687551
Radahn outplayed Malenia so she was forced to give in to the Rot to take him out.
Radahn idolized Godfrey.
Placidusax’s heads are still gnawing on Bayle
Carians btfo Leyndel
Carians banned the Science
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:16:44 PM No.211690212
>>211639665 (OP)
>It's not that you get better
What a retard
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:44:41 PM No.211691299
>>211639665 (OP)
As much as I love souls games and desperately want this movie to be good, you all realize that it's going to be fucking terrible right? When was the last time we got a good fantasy film? The Green Knight was the closest thing we got to a good one, that movie was just barely okay.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:48:33 PM No.211691457
>>211691299
Its either going to be focused on one small subset of the game and disappoint people that wanted a film that embodied the scope and depth of Elden Ring, or its going to be rushed dogshit that tries to highlight reel every fan favorite bit of content and is almost unwatchable for it.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:03:03 PM No.211692056
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md5: 90300dc5e37aedd70e1990c1cad2226e🔍
>Use summon
>Bombard the boss with magic from a safe distance
>Never have to roll around like a faggot