>hardcore biblethumper is actually a closeted homo
how often is this applicable in real life?

When I was younger I thought it was just a cope, but as I got older, I realized it’s extremely fucking accurate.

>>211641825 (OP)
It's probably 1 in 1000 turns out to be a fag. Of course it got blown out of proportion and now any criticism of fags whatsoever gets met with >arachnophobic, huh?

>>211641825 (OP)
>>211642057
>>211641952
Personally know a girl who used to be a hardcore bible thumper (even going as far as converting to orthodoxy), then one day she went fuck it and announced she's actually a huge homo had a bunch of gay sex started talking about all the gay shit incessantly then finally trooned out (hence the she)
Knew another guy who would post Jordan Peterson clips in discord and was overall a big chud, talking about returning to tradition and shit, fast forward to now and he's in a relationship with an ftm tranny. Don't know if they have a dick or not but clearly gay adjacent, also wears girly makeup and dresses I should clear that up, the way I'm telling this story it sounds like I'm reaching but if you knew him you'd be like yeah massive homo

I don't know how common it actually is but I've personally seen it happen twice, make ofnthay what you will

You should look up Ted Haggard

>>211641825 (OP)
As a bisexual I can tell you it's legit like 1/40 maybe 1/30 maybe even more
1/30 is what I'd put down if I was guessing this for money but I'm more likely to underestimate than overestimate IMO

It's not super common, really depends on the sect. Those "pray the gay away, Jesus freed me from homosexuality" types are all closeted as fuck, but most homophobes aren't actually gay, that is indeed cope.

>>211642856
>As a bisexual
You mean gay.

>>211642976
Not him but nah, I prefer vagina, since it's actually a sex organ, but I'll get head from anyone, especially a cute twink.

It's very common, it's called reaction formation. When someone makes being against something a part of their personality that everyone else must know how against something they are, and not just being gay but anything, then there is a 99% chance they are actually into it. That's why predator hunters are commonly caught engaging in sex crimes against children.
You can be anti-gay without making it your entire personality and having to share with everyone you meet how much you hate the homos

>>211642856
Are you out? I always wonder if bi guys can actually get pussy cause women seem to fucking loathe any man who is not 100% straight.

>>211643064
>I prefer vagina
All men do, it's biology.
>I'll get head from anyone, especially a cute twink.
Which is what makes you gay.

sure there are homosexuals in any population but there are obviously far more homosexuals per capita amongst liberals than amongst religious conservatives.
-there's a strong selection effect where homosexuals are much more likely to leave religious communities to join liberal communities
- liberals accepting and even encouraging homosexuality spreads more homosexuality. For example a male with some partial attraction to the same sex is more likely to act on those thoughts and end up identifying as bisexual in a liberal environment, whereas the same male in a religiously conservative environment would only act on his sexual thoughts towards women
-homosexuality is only 22% genetic https://jaymans.wordpress.com/2013/01/12/a-gay-germ-is-homophobia-a-clue/ , meaning homosexuality is mainly caused by environment. This and several other pieces of evidence make a pathogen the most likely cause of homosexuality. Any environment that attracts homosexuals (like liberal cities) is likely to have more of that pathogen spreading to young boys or pregnant mothers which will have a reinforcing effect.

>>211643119
The only vagina I prefer is your mom’s.
Heh.

>>211643064
Based

>>211643067
>That's why predator hunters are commonly caught engaging in sex crimes against children.

proof?

>>211642856
1/30 is less than the rate of homosexuality in the USA in general, and much less than the rate of homosexuality among liberals.

>>211643144
Homosexuality is nothing more than a sexual perversion. It's not some intrinsic part of a person's identity. A person can't BE gay, but they can engage in gay behavior.

>>211641825 (OP)
If he's such a homo why was he making out with the old hag later in the show

>>211641825 (OP)
I fucked a spider once
Now I am an arachnophillic

>>211643220
She realized his Oedipus Complex drove all of his masculine actions, so she blackmailed him. If I recall she either didn't have sex organs or was a hermaphrodite (I don't remember). Both the old lady and Bloberta sexually assaulted him.

>>211643090
I don't have it tattooed on my forehead and I don't bring it up on dates because it does scare people (men more than women fondly enough) but if I was asked I wouldn't deny it I guess

>>211643205
???

>>211643205
>proof?
Here's a list of some
>Cameron Battison, caught with cp.
>Carl Windsor, caught traveling to meet up with a 5 year old girl.
>Carl Robinson, caught with cp.
>Michael Terry, convicted sex offender
>Tim Heron, caught with cp.
>Paul Tong, caught trying to meet up with 13 year old.
>Marcel Vervloesem, caught with cp and molested his nephew
>Brian Carrigan, caught with cp
>Stephen King, expert advisor in sex crimes to british police, caught with 10 year old.
>Kevin Strom, caught with cp
>Joel Davis, chairman of the International Campaign to Stop Rape and Gender Violence, caught with cp.
>Michael Dolce, ‘Protect Our Kids First’ founder, caught with cp.
and many more, the most recent cases being how 5 members of the "Bikers Against Child Abuse" have been arrested for sex crimes against children.

>>211644157
>Stephen King, expert advisor in sex crimes to british police, caught with 10 year old.

Co-authored the kiddie gangbang in It.

I'm going to be honest, I don't like all of the kike lies about Christians, but this one is kind of on point

>>211644207

And it's because being an aggressive rule follower, self righteous, purity tester type is very woman/feminine coded, where the near entirety of straight normal men find this useless and tedious. So if a guy is really into it it's a red flag.

>>211641825 (OP)
Very common. Especially because you can just say "oh no, I fell into temptation but I prayed about it so I'm getting through it". That's the thing about theology that says your actions don't matter

>>211644207
Funny thing is studies back it up too.

>if you have a heroin addiction you must support legalization or you're le hypocrite

>>211641825 (OP)
>hardcore biblethumper is actually a closeted homo
Or with a rational mindset:
>closeted homosexual has strong external conviction preventing him from coming out

>>211641825 (OP)
It's very accurate. I live in a mostly muslim country, and whenever I meet a girl who's all religious or fears god or slutshames, they are secretly sluts themselves. They talk to bunch of men and watch porn and smut in their own time, and they somehow believe because they don't show it they are above those who live freely.

>>211641825 (OP)
Wasn’t Clay like the only person who wasn’t openly homophobic? I remember the reverend and his wife saying shit about the gays (obviously the Reverend wasn’t homophobic as shown later on, but he did that sermon to spite the coach), but I don’t remember Clay saying anything negative about it.

>>211644766
Not only a hypocrite, but also an idiot, yeah.

>>211645002
it's the old rule of "whoever smelled it"; if you invest hatred into the lifestyles or habits of individuals who don't care about you, it usually boils down to envy, kind of on the nose with >>211641825 (OP)'s example with the dude wearing a green cardigan

>>211641825 (OP)
All I know is that apparently homosexuals are the most prolific nazis, theocrats and pedophiles

>>211643230
fuckin aussies kek

>>211641825 (OP)
just look at most conservative politicians

>>211641825 (OP)
Pretty much 100% of the time.

I believe it's called confirmation bias

>>211641825 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/oct/29/catholic-church-still-failing-to-deal-with-sexual-abuse-cases-says-vatican-report

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/10/5/awful-truth-child-sex-abuse-in-the-catholic-church

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/religion/nearly-1-700-priests-clergy-accused-sex-abuse-are-unsupervised-n1062396

https://www.france24.com/en/france/20250214-catholic-school-abuse-scandal-lands-french-pm-bayrou-in-hot-water

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/10/child-sexual-abuse-in-catholic-church-swept-under-the-carpet-inquiry-finds

https://www.npr.org/2021/10/05/1043302348/france-catholic-church-sexual-abuse-report-children

https://www.westernjournal.com/parent-nightmare-public-schools-sex-abuse-100x-greater-catholic-church-report/

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/has-media-ignored-sex-abuse-in-school/

https://stephenporter.org/public-school-teachers-sexually-abuse-more-children-than-priests/

>>211641825 (OP)
Lefties will use this as a means to attack Christianity but they're on to something: a sizeable portion of professing christcucks are flaming faggots of the worst kind. Ask any openly gay cruiser type and reel in horror at how many closeted queers out there are wearing a crucifix to deflect attention.

>>211644766
>rules for thee but not for me
>not a hypocrite
???
I guess it's not so much that you do heroin but the fact that you're not in jail for it, if you support putting drug users in jail and you do those same drugs you should turn your self in

>>211644207
>kike lies about Christians
Stereotypes exist for a reason. Christians love gay sex and pedophilia.

>>211641825 (OP)
Almost always

>>211650844
>btw I'm Jewish

You would be extremely surprised just how many people are secretly gay or secretly a drug addict or secretly a hitman or something. People are very good at lying and hiding their secrets. You could be talking to a gay person right now and not even know it (not me because I'm not gay)

>>211641825 (OP)
A lot. Our youth pastor is totally gay. He touches men way too much.

>>211641825 (OP)
>how often is this applicable in real life?
It happens IRL often enough that anytime someone makes a big deal about how they hate gays or pedophiles I assume it's only a matter of time until they're outed aa gay or a kiddie diddler. I don't assume anyone who is anti-gay or anti-pedophile is gay or a pedophile, because those are relatively common positions, and in terms of pedophiles at least the right position. But the people who are constantly on about it, who preach the loudest about it, those guys are assumed to be trying to hide their own interest in the noise they make against it.

>>211641825 (OP)
Not bible thumpers really, but vocal homophobes are almost always closeted gays

>>211651394
Same here fellow heterobro. We should meet up sometime, maybe a hotel of some sort, to discuss how great it is to be hetero together.

>>211641825 (OP)
many such cases, sad

>>211651480
Sounds like a great idea. I'll bring some whipped cream and chocolate syrup incase we get hungry during our discussion.

>>211651517
Lots of water too. Don’t wanna get dehydrated from talking so much.
Oh, and Vaseline. Just because my skin gets dry lol.

I think humans are innately perverse and the only thing stopping us from fucking everything that moves is laws and decency, else we'd be down there with the dolphins fucking dead fish. And when you have a front like being a pastor, clergyman, or pious person then you're able to safely indulge in that perversion because you have functionally two different identities. Not very common obviously and it's mostly wishful thinking to think that fag haters are closet cases, but if I had to guess why it is the case that'd be why: since they're made to be uptight and decent most of their life that allure to indulge in something can be moreso than somebody who only infrequently does something perverse, so when they dip, they dip hard

>>211650481
It's possible to engage in self-destructive behavior that you recognize as self-destructive and would like to stop and would like other people not to get started with.

>>211651635
Don't worry, I carry vaseline everywhere I go. Never know when you're going to need to moisturize. Sometimes I need to moisturize for hours at a time to get the job done.

>>211641825 (OP)
what the fuck was his problem

>>211651993
>people that do drugs should quit
>except for me I'll keep going tee hee
that's textbook hypocrisy, I don't care if it's possible or not, of course people can think that, but they're hypocrites for doing so.
>and would like to stop
the only way this justified your behaviour is if you think drug addicts who are trying to quit shouldn't be punished/thrown in jail.

>>211652990
I don't think you understand the difference between thinking something should be a punishable offense and thinking every person should openly turn themselves in to the police for arrest.

>>211652975
The music in the show is kino. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQl_Ei8C4Mo

>>211652129
Desserts, water, moisturizer. Just a chill night between two totally straight bros. I wonder what the climax (of the conversation) will bring.

>>211641825 (OP)
Haha, it's kind of like how male feminists are abusers.

>>211644204
>british
More like
>Co-authored the kiddie gangbang, Innit?

>>211653101
Thinking something should be a punishable offense to me is the same as thinking people who commit that offense should be punished, and so if you yourself commit that offense you should then think that you should be punished and to facilitate that you would turn yourself in.
Unless you think drugs should only be illegal on paper but that it shouldn't actually be enforced or something, but that comes with its own problems.

>>211653101
>people who do heroin should be in jail
>I do heroin
>therefore I should be in jail
if you then avoid being in jail, you are a hypocrite

>>211641825 (OP)
>>211642057
>see one story of a someone on [other side] getting arrested for trying to fuck kids
>"see they're all like this"

>see one story of someone on [my side] getting arrested for trying to fuck kids
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO T-THEY'RE NOT ALL LIKE THIS Y-YOU WANNA FUCK SPIDERS!"

>>211655468
I don't get it

>>211653101
If you supported deporting Mexicans but you wer yourself a mexican, you'd be hypocrite if you didn't turn yourself in
Same with drugs
Same with being attacked to men

>>211655468
Its a statistics thing bro. Homosexuals molest more.

>>211656752
laughably untrue. something like 1 in 4 to 1 in 3 girls are molested before the age of 18, and it's not women molesting them.

>>211652129
Very reddit

>>211641825 (OP)
Pretty often. Just look at how many priests molest little boys.

>>211657210
Sorry, I'm working my way up to being Instagram and then X, then maybe I'll be ready to be one of you guys

>>211642581
discord freaks are not "real life" anon

>>211642057
>>211642581
its hard to say because they will be louder about being a christian than the average

>>211644157
>the most recent cases being how 5 members of the "Bikers Against Child Abuse" have been arrested for sex crimes against children.
i got handed a card by one of those guys once. always thought it was kind of weird, but its florida so like 95% of bikers there are just thug wannabe boomers, figured it was just tough guys acting tough type of shit, like straight edge fags

>>211647577
so i am envious of trannies?
got it. the fact they've ruined online discourse, infiltrated gaming corporations, and ruined online gaming with censorship has absolutely nothing to do with it. i secretly want to be one of them.
of course, that makes 100% sense

>>211658013
>discourse

>>211654624
>>211655159
>>211656477
Heroin should be illegal, people caught doing heroin should be punished, AND people don't have an obligation to turn themselves in for any crime. This is even enshrined in the 5th amendment of the constitution with the right to not incriminate yourself, do you think that's hypocritical?

>>211658013
all trannies started up just like you: so fucking obsessed with them that all you thought about was them from sun up to sundown. normal well-adjusted people do not do this.

>>211658287
Kek that was the give away for me too.

>>211658632
you people are so fucking stupid that a high-school level fucking word is somehow a secret liberal dogwhistle. no, its not, i'm not some kike, you're just a moron
>>211658542
believe me i'm not obsessed with them. i don't go about my day thinking about them. its just the second you pop on this website its "tranny this" and "the jews that". every other thread devolves into it unless its a discord circlejerk thread

>>211642920
My mom's church group has at least 3 very obviously gay guys in it. I don't know what their stories are, whether they're open or pretending to be straight, but it's obvious as fuck.

>>211641825 (OP)
It all depends. Attraction and sexually is a spectrum and a lot of people want it to just be black and white. In some cases I think some guys are gay like they are physically and emotionally attracted to other men, and I think in other cases they are attracted to other men as a fetish.

I think many of those closeted cases are more about the fetish of doing gay things rather than being gay. Its double taboo for them.

Theres also a section of guys who had done gay things when they were a teenager and then resent themselves because of it. I have had gay guys tell me that when he was a teenager he had like 5 guys that would do sexual stuff with him but as soon as they got their first girlfriend they would cut him out of their lives.

>>211641825 (OP)
>hardcore biblethumper
he literally wasnt he was the mayor, he said fake bible quotes as an excuse to spend all his free time getiing drunk and having a secret affair
moral was the bible thumper

>>211657948
BACA is a way to be "legit" in the biker community, so you can hang out with 1%ers in your own vest. It's all very gay and part of the image messaging so bikers can act like victims when caught doung their crimes.

>>211644766
there isnt a single heroin addict as obnoxious about drug interdiction as closet degenerates are about homosexuality

>teachers and priests have disproportionate child sex rates
>females becoming priests and teachers didn't change this.
I'm wondering if pedos are just taking roles which let them get close to children so they can pick their targets easier.

>>211660954
Females do it because they want to relive their highschool days. I don't think they get the job because they want to fuck them from the start. They get the job and then they find one they want to fuck because it reminds them of some guy that she fucked when she was 16 and ghosted her after. Its the closest thing she gets to closure.

>>211660954
i became a teacher because it was one of the simplest career paths with my degree and i get to read and talk about shit written a thousand years ago all day

>>211642581
>a girl
>she

>>211660619
Anon that’s exactly what a biblethumper is.

>>211641825 (OP)
100% in the case of any member of US congress.
They're all jewish homos, every last one.

>>211641825 (OP)
Nick Fuentes and Milo Yiannopoulos

>>211651427
*cool youth pastor voice*
>So I heard you kids are into femboys? Well I'd like to tell you about another man who knelt down in front of his disciples, eager to serve

>>211643144
>homosexuality is only 22% genetic
it's definitely not caused by upbringing and a phantom pathogen that somehow hasn't been identified despite infecting at least 1% of the population feels like a huge stretch

>>211641825 (OP)
Hard-core anything is always cope.
People are transparent. If you're early 30s and if you've been socially active you've probably met every personality type already.
>born again christcuck
suffering from some resentment
>flamboyant homo
got gapped by unc
>mr cool dude drink erryday (me)
running from adulthood and responsibilities
>mgtow
can't get a date, too anxiety riddled to ask women out and instead act like all women are whores (sour grapes)
>femnazi
dumped multiple times, passed over for better women, probably borderline that used to be cute but walled early

It's the quiet ones you gotta watch. The kind that pokerface through every interaction are the most dangerous and insecure. Because they'll only come at you when they're 99% sure they can get away with it. Gotta have eyes in the back of your head frens.

>>211668760
Niggers?

>>211656901
holy shit you're fucking retarded