What's the /tv/ equivalent?

Me taking a massive dump in OP's mouth.

This was the male self-insert when I was a kid

Shitty /v/ thread but it does have a /tv/ analogue: "movie is about a screenwriter trying to write a movie"

>>211642971 (OP)
Every faggot who watches tranime always self inserts as the girl, weebs are all crypto trannies, tranime is cartoons made by sexual deviants for other sexual deviants.

>>211642971 (OP)
Chuck.

>>211642971 (OP)
Bond is the biggest self insert and power fantasy for guys. There are plenty of Gary Stu self inserts for men

>>211642971 (OP)
left is also the male self-insert you moron

>>211642971 (OP)
I just realised that I'm somewhat similar in this regard.
I self insert as byronic character — deeply flawed, broken, with only some redeeming qualities. Not an dorky incel, rather a washed out alcoholic hasbeen, but still not a high value alpha.

I self insert as buff rugged men but Japan hates them.

>>211643160
Not to be rude, but that's a problem, anon. You become who you see yourself as.

>>211643183
Why do people like? everyone wants to be beautiful.

>>211643215
Already am. My friends encourage me to fix my life, and I have some ideas, but it's hard to crawl up from the bottom.

>>211642971 (OP)
Self-insertion is weird and lame. Never seen myself as anyone in a show or game.
I see them as characters in a story I am watching. Self-insert fags are why everything is brown and gay now.

>>211643435
>it's hard to crawl up from the bottom
Join the club (everyone ever). Now get to work.

>>211642971 (OP)
These are both the same guy

>>211646302
You know the rule.

>>211642971 (OP)
Doesn't exist. Harem slop is a genre exclusive to anime.

>>211642971 (OP)
It's called a SELF-insert, not a "my-perfectly-idealized-fantasy-version-of-myself"-insert.

>>211643435
If feel that. Godspeed, man.

>>211643122
It's normal to wanna be like the cool guy who does the cool things and gets the girls, but not at all to wanna be some loser. The latter happens due to mental issues and rotten personalities holding them back from striving to improve and excel, and instead revel in their mediocrity because it's so much easier to be a loser than a winner.

>>211642971 (OP)
The pic is just wrong.

Left is a female power fantasy.
Right is a male self-insert.

The male power fantasy equivalent would be the most powerful wizard with a harem of cat girls and elves and a giant cock.
And a female self-insert would be some plain girl who falls into a well and gets romanced by all the hot fantasy boys.

Bella from twilight is a self insert and she’s super plain and all the guys love her still.

>>211642971 (OP)
self inserting is for retards

>>211646302
This image is female cope. Someone post the real one.

>>211649256
>The male power fantasy equivalent would be the most powerful wizard
If you're a nerd. Power fantasy for men is to be Conan or Goku.

>>211649053
You have no idea what a self-insert is. Self-inserts are characters that you feel are like you presently, they're not aspirational.

>>211643074
Surely this is the porn parody

>>211643160
>but still not a high value alpha.
I'd say byronic dudes still get decent play. Guys like that are hot. Bitter wimpy nerds aren't.>>211649515
>Self-inserts are characters that you feel are like you presently, they're not aspirational.
Why the fuck would i want any of that then? I wanna improve myself, not stroke my ego.

>>211649660
you will never improve lol

>>211649660
>Why does something exist that isn't catered specifically to my tastes and preferences? If I don't like something, it has no reason to exist!
Autism really is a hell of a drug.

>>211649256
>>211649513
It's Vergil.

>>211649743
Dunno about that, bro. I look pretty damn great these days.

>>211646302
Females jack off to Sherlock Holmes shitting himself and Transformers mentally abusing eachother

>>211649767
That's a lot of reaching, my guy.

>>211650048
I gave you a corrected definition of self-insert and your response was
>Why the fuck would i want any of that then?
I never said anything about YOU wanting it, I was just correcting you on what it MEANS.

>>211649808
I'd never have to pay taxes again

>>211650119
Bro, are you hung up on me cursing or something? Why do simple swears bother you autists so much?

>>211650290
I didn't say a single thing about you cursing, you fucking retarded nigger.

>>211650337
And I didn't say anything close to what you claimed so I guess we're both retards.

>>211642971 (OP)
Nah thats the JAP man self insert lol and they are actually pathetically skinny and short so it sort of makes more sense. The western self insert is Ryan Gosling.

>>211646302

Troon thread, go outside you freak

>>211642971 (OP)
Why is everything men like considered bad

Most male artists tend to create more grounded self-inserts. Women, on the other hand, think of themselves as perfect beautiful princesses, so sure, maybe her real self looks like. 250lb land landwhale with a doughy, smooshed face with an abrasive personality to boot, but in her mind she's a sweet, badass10/10 anime princess

>>211643072
I remember tripping on acid and realizing my sexual attraction to hentai was how my mind was processing pedophilia. What cured me was pussy. I think I may be too cured because my current sexual fetish is "women who know how to suck dick."

>>211642971 (OP)
>High-value males
Incel moment

>>211646302