lmao

Sometimes, I rip the skin!
>Well, my daddy taught me a few things too like how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth

>>211645444 (OP)
Checked and here's the other half anon

>>211645444 (OP)

>>211645605
Oh shit, I’m sorry.

>>211645744
SAAAR YOU MUST REDEEM THE SNYDERVERSE BLOODY BENCHOD

>>211645444 (OP)
>Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The capekino club is two blocks down

literally no nigga was asking for ANOTHER superman movie

>>211645634
Wow anon we really wanted that update from a faggot that gets sodomized on camera thanks

>>211645860
>FUCK YOU EVILDOER

>>211645634
>When even porn producers are ripping on the quality of Hollywood film in 2025
It has never been this over for Hollywood and/or capeshit.

>>211645871
capeshit fans will watch and enjoy ANYTHING

>finally, a Superman who looks like me!

>see movie
>think of gay sex

>>211645444 (OP)
why is it always lex luthor? I dont read comics but surely theres a different villain superman can fight.

>>211646556
Lex Luthor is one of the only villains that doesn't come down to "Superman punches them a lot until the movie ends". The other villain being some magical imp.

>>211645444 (OP)
>Hoult sitting down is only a foot and a half shorter than Superman
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO AH HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>211646520
Me all the time

>>211646039
Porn producers always rip on Hollywood movies, it's how they pretend to themselves that they aren't just a bunch of degenerate sociopaths and child abuse victims degrading themselves on camera in exchange for money.

>>211646520
Baldy looks fem and probably speaks with a lisp.

>>211645444 (OP)
lol even

>>211646599
So they add lex only then to add more others so superman can come down and punch them till the end of the movie? Wow that's smart writing we have never ever seen before a million times. Niggas can't even name any more superman villians other then lex, brainiac, doomsday, darkseid, evil superman x y or z and maybe metallo. Parasite would have been a cooler villain.

>>211645444 (OP)
More proof we need Sndyer back!

>>211645444 (OP)
"And I would know."

>>211646465
Representation is important and having a gay incel be the most powerful guy in the world makes people feel seen.

>>211645444 (OP)

I´m going to go on a limb here and say that when people said they wanted a less dark and more cartoon like version of Superman this is not what they meant.

Seriously, getting capeshit somewhat right is not that hard, this is not Shakespeare. Just pick one of the famous comic arcs and try to make a close an adaptation as possible. Heck, i´d encourage these people to be as lazy as possible and change nothing. There, capeshit is saved.

>>211645444 (OP)
who is the top in this situation?

>>211648375
Superman as a bottom is the kino option.

>>211645782
Sorry for what?

>>211647706
>see man
>immediately start fantasizing that he's gay
Anon... I have something to tell you...

>>211646520
To be fair, superman is the gayest superhero so it's actually normal to think of gay men when talking about him.

>>211645444 (OP)
Never seen gay porn, how would I know that's what this looks like??

>>211648334
how would they spread their propaganda then

>>211649562
>To be fair, superman is the gayest superhero
That's Hawk and Dove

>>211649351
He looks like a fag.