>Army or not, you must realize you are doomed
>Oh, I don't think so

nigga needs one of these

>>211650331
And at least 7 hours of sleep.

>>211650206 (OP)
Gonk.

>>211650206 (OP)
Literally made me walk out of the theater when that happened. Completely juvenile.

Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith aren't good movies, but they can be superficially entertaining. Phantom Menace is just plain boring tho.

>>211650922
AotC is the only prequel that has comedy which hits the mark

>>211650922
I'm of the opinion AotC is by far the worst. Besides the colosseum model it's less impressive practicals than TPM and the CGI isn't as refined as RotS, so you have this really ugly version of Naboo taking up half the movie and if you ignore how ugly it looks you're at the weakest part of the story. I don't consider Star Wars romance to have ever been good, but they never spent much time on it. Devoting an entire movie to it was worse than just having them suddenly love each other like Han and Leia.

>>211650922
>Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith aren't good movies
Yes, because they are great movies.

>>211650922
phantom menace is the only good one. the other 2 are CGI-slop to the extreme interlaced with shitty emo "fuck you mom and dad!" tier acting from hayden

Check out Plinket's reviews. The prequels are crap and won't get a re-rating from the zommer because no one cares about Star Wars anymore.

>>211651119
i think clones has a weak middle that most people remember as the movie and thats why its got a bad rep. everything anakin and padme on naboo drags the middle but once they get off naboo its back to star wars. i think if they redid the naboo spots people would like clones more favoribly. and also retouch the battle of geonosis so you dont have goofy stuff like dooku on a speeder or needing to yeet padme off a dropship so she gets out of the plot

>>211651618
>Check out Plinket's reviews.
Fuck off

>>211650206 (OP)
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>>211652206
after spending more hours than I'm willing to admit reading (((non-canon))) Star Wars books I finally understand the prequel politics, which all hinge on Palpatine and his motives.

Palpatine and his Master Darth Plagueis are attempting to dominate the galaxy by means of political manipulation. Plagueis is tied to the banks and uses his wealth to fund groups that will benefit him. As a political figure, and eventual Senator of Naboo, Palpatine focuses on manipulating the Trade Federation. On one side, he pressed Supreme Chancellor Valorum to impose taxes on the Trade Federation - this will strengthen the Republic by bringing in more credits. At the same time, this will offend the Trade Federation, who see this taxation as theft. During this time, Palpatine also secretly works with pirate factions (e.g. the Nebula Front) to have them attack the Trade Federation - forcing the Trade Federation to bolster their defenses, namely by getting a Droid Army. Palpatine, now as Darth Sidious, tells the Trade Federation to enact a blockade on Naboo, which eventually a) erodes confidence in Supreme Chancellor Valorum and subsequently gets Palaptine elected in his place and b) further creates schisms between the worlds of the Republic - who continue to see the Republic as a large, slow, bureaucratic mess. This eventually leads into Separatist movement which is explored in Episode II.

>>211650922
This, watching the re release makes aprrciate JarJar, he is hbe onlyone with energy in that movie.

>>211652270
Two questions: wss Plagueis a Sith who turned banker or viceversa? And why the trade federation obey Sidius?

>>211652433
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>211652433
>And why the trade federation obey Sidius?
they made a deal