Thread 211651540 - /tv/ [Archived: 1118 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:26:12 PM No.211651540
jonahhill-711359
jonahhill-711359
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>Haha that's petty funny, *slaps table*. I hate to break it to you but you're too old for them. So after they inevitably kick you out of their hotel room, you can knock on my door and we can hang out or go ride in a jet ski. Haha yeah I'm self-conscious about my weight when I'm at the beach, but I'm still out there having fun. You could probably tell I like to have a lot of leftovers. I'm always down to hang out haha. But seriously though, we have a movie to promote. Ask us about the new movie. We have like 20 more interviews to do.

There. That's it. I fucking nailed it. This is the best recovery. It accepts the humor of the joke, but denies any rejection. It also puts Jonah on the offensive, making pre-emptive jokes about his own weight. There is no way Ornella can respond with a fat joke because it will only feed Jonas aura. Jonah also casually dismisses her unprofessionalism as a broadcaster by taking back control of the conversation towards his business, flexing his power in the situation. Ornella needs Jonah more than he needs her, and he is gently reminding her of his authority and status. Ornellafags, it's game over. Basically, if Ornella responds with anything other than a promo question for his new movie, she becomes a harasser and would actually be at risk of being canceled or losing her job.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:28:40 PM No.211651628
>>211651540 (OP)
>I nailed it
Cringe
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:29:41 PM No.211651675
>>211651540 (OP)
Why are french mademoiselles so mean, bros?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:31:33 PM No.211651755
>>211651540 (OP)
Also it's genius because he is making a better fat joke than Ornella by referring to her as "leftovers" and lowering Ornella to the status of mere food, like something to be used and discarded. This is so genius because now Ornella's joke can be the layup shot for Jonah's slam dunk. If Jonah wants to go in even harder, he could insinuate that he feeds his dog leftovers and suggest that French women like to fuck dogs. Its a complete win for Jonah.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:03:36 AM No.211653020
1722836460624345
1722836460624345
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>>211651540 (OP)
"I don't hang out with fat people, if I get kicked out by Leo at least I'd meet a real celebrity."
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:04:52 AM No.211653066
patrice
patrice
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>let me tell you somethin...
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:07:03 AM No.211653145
>>211651675
Regardless of it, it's impossible not to love them.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:07:07 AM No.211653149
>>211653020
me in the back
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:07:33 AM No.211653166
>>211651540 (OP)
>niggas writing literal essays instead of a snappy one-line comeback
what if jonah recited the entirety of Great Expectations to Ornella?
lol I fucking nailed it
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:32:00 AM No.211654171
ornella
ornella
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>>211651540 (OP)
>fat
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:21:05 AM No.211656306
>>211654171
>flat
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:23:33 AM No.211656417
>>211656306
Cute
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:28:55 AM No.211656680
>>211651540 (OP)
Too wordy. You lost.