Did anyone actually believe that Comic Book Guy had a hot Asian girlfriend?

>>211656124 (OP)
Nobody believes it

Maybe he reminds her of her dad.

SNEED ROBOTS
SNEED ROBOTS
PROTECTING THE WORLD AND
THE ASIAN PRINCESS

She was desperate for income. She used to be employed by Chuck.

>>211656124 (OP)
baskin robins charges 8$ for two scoops of ice cream, eat shit seth

Bwc is law

>>211656382
The fuck are you on about?

>>211656124 (OP)
This literally defeats and ruins the entire point of comic book guy. Further evidence Simpson has gone on way WAY too long.

>>211656468
OP image. These Simpsons threads are all baskin tranny schizo threads

>>211656657
Elaborate, whats "baskin tranny schizo" ?the jap girl is no tranny

>>211656124 (OP)
They just did it because the truth is that most fat old otaku/nerd guys dream of muh perfect japanese wife. It is really dumb honestly.

>>211656711
The added text on the image.

Is this a bot thread? I keep seeing it.
It's completely realistic he has his own business full of collectibles, tons of which are probably based on franchises which originated in Japan. Family owns a massive house, guy is loaded & driven. a known member of his local community, passionate motivated and appreciates rare things. She's just some mediocre chink who latches onto a western mans success story, accept it.

You think that's outlandish, farfetched, absurd?
Moe gets with a 10/10 shortstack cutie, all he does is take advantage of peoples vulnerabilities & exploits them using alcohol. Shortening their life spans and creating a dependence on addictive substances.
Hides like a coward when being robbed, threatens his customers with loaded firearms. Gives bad advice to Homer on how he can get revenge.

Now THAT is out of the ordinary. Some slant eyed bitch is getting the opportunity of a lifetime with Comic book guy, but I get the impression you think she's "settling" for second best

???

>>211657045
Meds schizo. Filename is fine.

>>211656778
otakus are losers in Japan the same way anime/harry potter/disney adult/Marvel slop/comic book fans are losers here
most 'otaku' women arent even otakus, theyre yaoi hags, there like western women obsessed with romance novels

>>211657052
Incel. Comic Book Guy is not a respected member of his society, he is seen as a fucking loser and a negative creep.

>>211657052
I can smell this post.

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>>211657572
You best believe I'm going to defend comic book guy you putrid twerps.

>>211656124 (OP)
do you really sit around thinking about a comedy cartoon show this much to have questions you need to ask on 4chan about whether the fictional comic store nerd had a gf or not

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>>211657711
POOFTER

I miss Phil Hartman

I'd fund her band.

Why not?

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>>211656373
Cringe, unfunny, forced, dead, discordtranny meme, rajesh

>>211658983
looks like me and my japanese GF