>He raped me, Jerry. It was Kramer. He came over to my place to watch the game. He was high on meth. You know how he is. And he slipped something in my drink... Kramer violated George's anus!!!

>>211656697 (OP)
hello butt buddy!

>>211656697 (OP)

>>211657108
>Kramer, how could you??
>I'm sorry Jerry, but have you *seen* George's ass? It's so tight and just the right shade of brown, you know the K-man likey!
>But even then, couldn't you at least have asked?
>Jerry, that takes all the fun out of it! Have you any idea of the thrill that is to violate someone? If he would've said yes, I might've just gone soft!
>But Kramer, it's illegal!
>Oh please, so is doing lines of pure colombian on a newborn's butt cheeks, but that doesn't mean I should stop!
>Yes it should!
>You're just jelous of my faustian nature, Jerry! You've got your panties in a bunch, because I'm a vril warrior of the hyperborean tribe! Your canaanite mind cannot comprehend the breadth of my audacity! I'm a Proto Indo-European chariot berserker, and you're just a lousy money lender!
>What?? What are you talking about, Kramer??
>You heard me! My buddy David told me all about you people! Now stay out of my lane, or you'll get it good, mister! *leaves Kramerly, audience erupts in laughter, cut to Jerry looking like he's trying to make sense of it*

>>211657448
>g-g-giddyup!

Dark Seinfeld

Meth sex is crazy. You just keep going. Pounding for hours. George must have had something awaken in him. Men aren't made to get their prostates poked for that long in one go

>>211659126

>Giddeyup!

>>211657613
>the whole time he's snacking on something of Jerry's like a bag of chips or a sleeve of cookies. He sets them down aggressively at one point before he storms out. 5 seconds later after he storms out he storms back in, grabs the snack and storms back out. Audience is still laughing

he is the assman after all, giddyup