the movie that almost started World War 3

NK giving the rest of the world a reason to wipe it off the map would have been the most humane outcome.

Marketing stunt

judeoamerican propaganda

>>211659982
>million strong army
You fucking retard.
I doubt even all the NATO nations combined has a million strong army, not even close to it.

>>211660032

>>211660261
unc they have like 1950s equipment and sino-soviet hand me downs, and their soldiers are like half the weight of a typical american woman

South Korea is a dying nation and will be replaced by Best Korea.

>>211659909 (OP)
The next movie stars Seth as Yakov Yurovsky killing Tsar Nicolas and his children. Seth might even be related to the original.

>>211660319
>unc
>be a retarded zoomer
>believes in jew propaganda
>thinks tys will win wars
You fucking retard.
Just look at america who spend vast amount of their tax money on arms and RnD and being untrained, undisciplined retards literally loose wars against untrained goat herders and goat fuckers with 1960s AKs who they subsequently shoot bullets into the air.
1 million strong fucking brute force army against 200k military with only about 40k of them actually being professional soldiers....
You are a retard.

What next, you think your shitty jew infested cuckholdry mystery meat shithole is gonna beat the sleeping dragon of 3million bugs all being used as cannon fodder..
Anyone fucks with NK and you have china, russia and NK stomping across the world. Probably joined with the muzzies too.

Fucking retard

kike

>>211660559
>sleeping dragon
meds unc

>>211660559
no need to sign your posts here unc

This movie also started the "hate us cuz they aint us" bullshit and exposed Seth Rogen for being the conniving weasel he always has been

>>211660388
'Best' Korea can't even feed their people lmfao

>>211660559
unc they be eating rats in NK because they dont have food i assure you they're not a secret weapon

>>211660559
You see what's happened in Iran where the entire leadership has been decapitated in days and they can bomb everyone with impunity? Same would happen to NK, but far worse. Russia is spent and literally can't even defeat one neighboring country. China would just use the opportunity to take Taiwan.

>>211659909 (OP)

>>211660498
Fuck off vatnik

>>211659909 (OP)
I worked at Sony during this time. It was odd, a "Chinese woman" who was super cute messaged me out of the blue on MSN messenger. I talked to her for a bit and eventually blew her off thinking she was a 40 year old man or something. But the thing that Ill never forget was when I asked her about tiananmen square and she was talking all about it with me, and I was like wow you're allowed to talk about that?

Anyway, im almost certain she was a north korean spy looking to get access to sony from me.

>>211659909 (OP)
Movie was pretty funny honestly. And that firework cover was based, when they do that kino shot blowing up Kim's chopper.

>>211661652

>kino
It sucked donkey balls, like everything Seth Rogen does.

>>211661652
Agreed. I still enjoy rewatching it. It's such a weird, unique movie and hilarious

>>211661342
No. Because NK has nukes. Ironically, Iran is in its current position because it doesn't have nukes.

>>211660030
spbp

>>211660261
Iraq had a mighty 1 million man army in 1991

I watch for she

>>211660559
>takes 20 full years of literally hiding underground and in caves and in completely different countries to make the American military get bored and leave
>twice
>YOU GOT WRECKED BY GOAT HERDERS HAHAHA
Vatniks are an irksome lot. An invasion of North Korea would look more like the toppling of Saddam Hussein’s Iraq than defending South Vietnam or Afghanistan from insurgents for decades.

>>211661652
When they made him go on this extremely long, arduous journey through asian villages and mountains to land a helicopter in the middle of nowhere and give him a short, simple message, and he yells asking if they have skype? I laughed

>>211659909 (OP)
>Marketing ploy to ragebait you into watching a shitty Seth Rogan movie

>>211667521
skull and bones appeared on all sony computer just like in a movie. it was crazy

>>211660319
maybe that makes them super fast and sneaky!

>>211667782
>If only you knew how bad things really were.

>>211667782
If they attack you just throw them a tactical sandwich

>>211661568
Tell us more.

What was it like working for Sony.

Do you still have the texts?

>>211668114
It was shockingly just like in a movie where the hackers put visuals on all the screens lol It was a great company to work for though and no I dont have the texts anymore. I only realized what happened when thinking about it much later. how coincidental it was that I was contacted out of the blue like that months before the hack.

>>211659909 (OP)
Has there ever been more obvious or less effective government propaganda?

>>211660559
this is what happens to your brain when you spend all your time on /pol/

Remember when Eminem said he was gay in this movie kek

>>211660261
fucking kek
are you retarded?

>>211660261
>>million strong army
>You fucking retard
This isn't medieval times you FUCKING RETARD. Kill yourself for being so fucking stupid

>>211659909 (OP)
>WW3
With whom, where? Kim jong fats little hermit kingdom? Lmao. Well if they want korea to steamroll over them and permanently lose their fiefdom they are welcome to start a war.
>inv4 ONE RILLION ARTIRRERY AIMED AT SEOUR
air supremacy bitches. Korea is going to plaster them barrels faster then they could even roll out

>>211659909 (OP)
I remember North Korea being based and giving us the Sony hacks

>>211660261
A-a million?!?
*gulp*
Hehe, we're just joking around, right guys?

>>211660388
TWO MORE DECADES kim

>>211660261
The whole problem is nukes. That’s all. The U.S. is a delete button on any country out there that isn’t a nuclear power.

>>211659909 (OP)
I remember the inorganic marketing