Thread 211660145 - /tv/ [Archived: 1080 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:52:07 AM No.211660145
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Beats Lilo and Stitch
Avoids controversy of DEI with Stoick rallying Vikings of color and Asian ethnicities
"You have traveled from South in Search of the Nest, And you from the East"
How can Dreamworks be so based?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:52:52 AM No.211660167
>>211660145 (OP)
>Avoids controversy of DEI
they made astrid a mulatto
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:53:18 AM No.211660181
>>211660145 (OP)
The live action reboot nobody asked for, from the most overrated reddit ip ever
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:55:47 AM No.211660275
>>211660145 (OP)
>"You have traveled from South in Search of the Nest, And you from the East"
This is retarded, and a pathetic paper thin excuse. Every single person knows why they're there.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:00:51 AM No.211660449
>>211660181
This is literally the only live action reboot that actually has potential
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:09:52 AM No.211660789
>movies are now direct copies of cartoons

Peak creative bankruptcy glad I stopped going to the cinema.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:15:29 AM No.211661047
>>211660181
Word, only 2 is good
>>211660449
Would be funny if the remake of 3 was better than the original, having Kit Harrington reprise his role would be kino as fuck too
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:15:58 AM No.211661070
>>211660275
>This is retarded, and a pathetic paper thin excuse. Every single person knows why they're there.

True but its better than just forcing people to accept them without explanation like every other "diverse" fantasy story does.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:16:24 AM No.211661095
>>211660145 (OP)
I don't even know if this movie is doing good or not
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:20:36 AM No.211661288
Saw it in 3D Imax. Absolutely exhilarating. The flying sequences were worth the price of admission. Don't care about 'DEI' and 'woke' controversies.
But I've never seen such massively obese characters. A fucking miracle those dragons were able to get airborne.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:24:37 AM No.211661488
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>>211660145 (OP)
I do NOT understand the trend of live-action remakes of animated shows/films. Even with the biggest budgets from the biggest studios, it just looks like cosplay on green-screens. The animated versions are always superior. This is literally the sloppiest of slop, bottom of the barrel movieproduct, peak creative bankruptcy.

We'd already overdosed on comic-book adaptations but at LEAST they're adapting something from page to screen. This is just "adapting from screen to screen, but worse." The original is in English, it's not even that old, the animation doesn't look dated, and pretty much everyone in the target audience for the original film agreed it was a very good execution of its story. There is NO reason for this movie to exist. Anyone who supports this, or God forbid gets excited about it, is a soulless NPC in the most literal sense. There's legitimately something wrong with you if you eat this slop up, something is missing inside you
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:41:51 AM No.211662316
>>211661488
>The animated versions are always superior.
Live action Dragon is the more accomplished and impactful film. Say this with total conviction and sincerity have seen them both in original theatrical release.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:54:45 AM No.211662961
>>211662316
By what possible metric? The trailer's hitting the exact same beats as the original, almost shot for shot, just in shitty cosplay and shitty greenscreen and muddier and greyer. It's a children's film, the animated version was brighter and more engaging, nobody needs an "adult" version of this

We have a fundamental disagreement in taste - it legitimately does not matter if they execute the remake well or not, it CANNOT be good, because there is no artistic justification for its existence, it exists SOLELY to turn a profit in the laziest possible fashion. This shit offers nothing to the audience, it only takes from you, and you're a cuck if you give them your money for this shit
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:59:31 AM No.211663176
>>211660449
Do you think Cate Blanchett will return as Valka?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:25:15 AM No.211664267
>>211662961
You've only seen the trailer. I've seen both movies.

Don't ask me to account for your lack of imagination. It hits different.