Napoleon - /tv/ (#211662098) [Archived: 1158 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:36:57 AM No.211662098
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Was Napoleon unironically a genius?
>total nobody at 25, no connections, no wealth. (Italy was a backwater shithole similar to Louisiana)
>became the most promising Politician just 10 years later with nothing but his charisma
>created the most gigantic mass movement in human history from scratch. (Democratic Bonapartism)
>created an entire ideology from scratch. (Democratic Bonapartism)
>got rid of hunger and unemployment
>gave a defeated and demoralised people their
faith and confidence back
>told the French they're the best people in the world in a time when they were considered a joke
>literally risked his own life in French Revolutionary Wars for his nation
>whenever he spoke the crowd became fucking ecstatic, almost like under a spell
>conquered all of Europe and almost Russia
>conquered more territory than Caesar or Alexander in a ridiculously short time
>withstood the entire planet for 12 years
>still lost due to betrayal by Murat and Grouchy
>went down fighting till the last second, didn't even consider surrendering.
>Was charismatic enough to avoid execution unlike Mussolini.

Seriously, was he even a human? There must have been demonic possession involved or aliens or some shit because there is no way that 1 person can achieve so fucking much in a single lifetime and have such a titanic willpower
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:47:14 AM No.211662576
>>211662098 (OP)
>Was Napoleon unironically a genius?
well kinda yea, where did you get the idea that he wasnt?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:51:21 AM No.211662777
>>211662576
The 'chon
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:52:34 AM No.211662846
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>>211662098 (OP)
>>conquered more territory than Alexander in a ridiculously short time
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:53:54 AM No.211662920
and yet Josephine never truly loved him
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:59:33 AM No.211663177
>>211662777
im employed and have had sex so i have no idea what this means
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:01:05 AM No.211663236
>>211662098 (OP)
>no connections
anon...
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:01:21 AM No.211663250
>>211662098 (OP)
he really is one of the top 3 most interesting human beings in all of human history which is what makes it so baffling that they keep fucking up making biopics about him and why the ridley scott movie in particular was so offensive.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:02:11 AM No.211663289
>>211663177
I'm also employed and have sex, and I know what it means
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:03:13 AM No.211663344
Yeah he was a genius. That's why everyone in Europe united to defeat him. They couldn't allow another Julius Caesar to exist.

Incidentally, you're gonna have another fanboy orgasm when you find out about Julius Caesar. He's like Napoleon if he went even further beyond.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:03:34 AM No.211663358
>>211662098 (OP)
>Italy was a backwater shithole similar to Louisiana
Are you retarded? He was born on Corsica just a few months before it was given to France to pay off debt by Genoa
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:06:00 AM No.211663473
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>>211662098 (OP)
The man just loved war. Took all of Egypt and most of Middle East just to prove he was equal to Alexander

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxSVuNCzJEQ
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:09:14 AM No.211663609
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>>211663358
It's a troll.
>became the most promising Politician just 10 years later with nothing but his charisma
He was never a politician. He was singled out as a promising lieutenant in his early career, and sky rocketed up the latter due to his willingness to use grapeshot on French mobs.
>went down fighting till the last second, didn't even consider surrendering.
Pure troll.