Do you have any rules for dating your teenage daughter, and what are they?

>>211662787 (OP)
dont cum in her hair

>>211662787 (OP)
Anything you do to her, I do to you.

>>211662787 (OP)
Dresses give me the ick

if my daughter is lesbian her gf has to fuck me first

>>211662787 (OP)
If she brings home a boy you don't approve of, die of a heart attack while on set

>>211663237
Wasnt it a store?

>>211662787 (OP)
Don't do anything to her I wouldn't do. *wink*

>>211662787 (OP)
As long as you don't cum inside her, you can cum where ever else you want

>>211662787 (OP)
Don't give me an aortic aneurysm

>>211663012
Sir, I took your daughter on a beautiful romantic cruise and bought her a gorgeous gown for the gala we attended one of the nights at sea. I then bought her a luxury sports car and during the first drive out of the lot, we pulled over and made out. Then I fingered her butthole and sucked her penis.

>>211664342
Son, I hope you're free friday

>>211662787 (OP)

>>211666630
>If you're going to wear thong like that, then no pants allowed in the house