Why does MovieBob have to exist?

He's the Chris Chan of the film enthusiast community

>>211664405 (OP)
I don't know who this is or why you give a shit but he looks like Donald Morrison

>>211664405 (OP)
Show some respect to a veteran of the console wars, OP.

>>211664405 (OP)
He couldn't been a handsome guy if he only took care of himself.

>>211664767
That's a fairly small chicken for an average sized person, I'd say.

oh nonono bob bros..

>>211664767
>marinating chicken longer than 24 hours
Moron.

>>211664868
Lol. Shut up Blob

literal basement dweller

>>211664868
he looks like Steven Seagal without the hair implants

>>211664767
>>211665670
>let's be mad about 2014 memes
holy shit who still cares

>>211665670
He lives in Boston on a low income

Of course he's going to be a basement dweller

>>211665749
>mad
Autism, very strong it is in this one hmmm

I'll never forget his dipshit "Other M may be an awful cringe garbage game but AT LEAST IT'S NOT ANOTHER FIRST PERSON SHOOTER...." take, that's worse than all the libcuck bullshit he's been spewing for years.

He's insignificant, and nowhere near as funny as Chris Chan.

>>211665861
For some reason Other M was the game that made Gen X neckbeards, and only that demographic poop their diapeys and coom buckets. Dobson was also obsessed with that shitty game. I guess it’s just because it’s the first one to delve into their NES waifu

>>211665854
>What would Mario and Link THINK of US?
Every time.

>>211664767
ja/ck/ would be proud

>>211665749
It's still funny, friend. Nobody's mad.

>>211665854
>some kid who plays Smash Bros should be shamed over political drama nobody with a life gives a shit about

>>211666112
Forget it kid, he is a lolcow now, all these freaks are going to be thinking about him on their death beds.

>>211665854
>>211665977
>What would Mario and Link THINK of US?
They would think "WAHOO!" AND "HIYAH!"

the thing I don't understand about movieblob is how he makes nearly $3k a month on patreon

>>211666808
That's the great thing about the internet. If you're lucky, you can manage to capture a small, niche, segmented audience that will live and die by what you do. At least MovieBob actually makes content. Now compare him to Spoony, who also received money for doing literally nothing.

>>211666808
That's a fairly small amount of income for your average person living in Boston, I'd say.

>>211666951
I think people just forgot they were giving Spoony money and there’s some so fucking pathetic they hope he’ll come back

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>>211666619
The shit he posts borderlines on parody sometimes.

>>211667175
>and there’s some so fucking pathetic they hope he’ll come back
2025 is the year

>>211666619
He sort of has a point on this one. Just not the way he probably thought. Marvel is schlocky fanwank just like Divine Comedy type Mythology was.

What does this thread think of Funny Frog Bait?

>>211667846
>nose ring and problem glasses
Nope

>>211665854
Damn, he was right. Gamers still hate trannies and feminists after all these years. Hell yeah!

>>211667846
what the fuck is that

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>>211664868
Unironically came here to post

>>211667564
the sistine chapel and the commedia were the singular visions of an individual brought to life through painstaking labor over multiple years. comparing them to a commodity produced by a committee of hundreds of executives to sell toys to children is asinine. neither he nor you “have a point”

>>211668406
They are both glorified fanfiction. Calm down lmao. Milton and alighieri were just the Whedon and Favreau's of their times

>>211667846
She's such a caricature she seems like a cartoon character

>>211664405 (OP)
He's a chad and hotdog girl owes him sex

>>211664405 (OP)
He has terrible opinions but I don't feel the impulse to dump on him. I think he gets enough of that. I just hope he finds peace and God

>>211669703
If that wasn't about $60 in food I would eat that daily for lunch

>>211669881
>daily
anon. there are less painful ways to kill yourself.

>>211665854
He's got such a FAGGY style in his EVERY tweet.

>>211664405 (OP)
I don't like his politics, but he does know more things than a lot of movie reviewers and does a pretty good job at explaining why certain movies were made the way they were.

>>211669703
I could eat that in 90mins, and I believe he's right most people could. Not a matter of should if you're getting paid 3.5k to do it.