Thread 211676505 - /tv/ [Archived: 1041 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:54:13 AM No.211676505
the-killing-curse_2_1800x1248
the-killing-curse_2_1800x1248
md5: 4621d4669a8ae2e84906ab05b4d04651๐Ÿ”
>'...abra cadabra!'
Bone chilling
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:54:54 AM No.211676522
TbonXOZ
TbonXOZ
md5: 286f98204c846ec92d7668deef2989da๐Ÿ”
>>211676505 (OP)
>Deh!
Life affirming
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:55:39 AM No.211676542
>>211676505 (OP)
I always heard It as "avada cabra"
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:56:43 AM No.211676581
>>211676542
ava dacabra*
my bad, I misspelled.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:06:50 AM No.211676889
>pit window

kino
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:07:26 AM No.211676907
>>211676505 (OP)
God I hate this frog looking ass, how does anyone find her hot
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:32:24 AM No.211677408
>>211676907
she is pretty, which is hot for most dudes.
she has a playful personality, which is hot for most dudes.
she is also a psycho, which for some reason is also hot for most dudes.

what I'm trying to tell you anon is that you are gay. and this saddens me, deeply.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:37:52 AM No.211677508
>>211676907
>>211677408
Watch her in fight club.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:38:14 AM No.211677521
1744147349059671
1744147349059671
md5: af258c68b6319506776829dd6127e52d๐Ÿ”
>>211676505 (OP)
>mfw she excruciatus my penis
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:01:29 PM No.211680088
Can you make new spells?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:03:49 PM No.211680123
>>211676505 (OP)
>whole scenes dedicated to the autistic specificity in pronunciation needed to cast spells
>by the last 3 or so movies they don't even say the word half the time, they just flick their wand and colored coded bad/good guy light comes out

imagine if harry potter hadn't been written by a woman
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:57:43 PM No.211681061
>>211680123
star wars same shit, a man wrote
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:29:23 PM No.211681600
>>211680088
Yes, Snape did it while in school
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:30:24 PM No.211681626
>>211680123
If you'd actually read the books you'd understand that
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:32:33 PM No.211681670
>>211680088
Yes here is my favorite underrated spell. I would use it all the time.
>The Entrail-Expelling Curse (incantation unknown) was a curse. Its effects were unknown, but presumably it caused one's entrails to be expelled from the body, or more than likely (being invented by a Healer) a curse used to expel blockages from entrails, aka intestines, by causing defecation.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:42:49 PM No.211681879
>>211676907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6-Hyh17nVs
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:37:06 PM No.211683110
>>211676505 (OP)
Why does her garment explicitly leave the armpits open
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:38:12 PM No.211683141
>>211680123
>if harry potter hadn't been written by a woman
It has been done, it's called Dresden Files by Jim Butcher.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:40:54 PM No.211683203
>>211677508
She looks terrible there as well
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:42:20 PM No.211683235
>>211683203
Yep, she's always been ugly. I suspect its just weirdos with a mommy fetish that like her.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:44:29 PM No.211683282
helenabcyoung
helenabcyoung
md5: cc8f62281b9330a85ac8e44cd69b62a5๐Ÿ”
>>211676907
She's quite pretty when she's not playing a weirdo character.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:46:35 PM No.211683329
1742429735301571
1742429735301571
md5: e4e2582d22c555f8d40894ee0f91c260๐Ÿ”
>'...abra cadabra!'
>Bone chilling
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:49:23 PM No.211683398
>>211680123
The scene you are describing shower 11 year olds learning their first spells.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:51:45 PM No.211683459
>>211683110
Cooling and fashion.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:14:28 PM No.211684038
>>211683282
She looks like me but with shorter hair and a penis. W-wait a second... Am I trans?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:16:42 PM No.211684077
>>211683282
She looks like me, but with longer hair and a vagina instead of a penis. W-wait a second, am I trans?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:24:18 PM No.211684264
For me it's EXPECTO PATROOOOONUMMMM
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:30:38 PM No.211684416
>>211684077
LONDON
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:42:26 PM No.211684713
Radcliffe wrote her a love letter and she took his virginity
FYI
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:45:50 PM No.211684802
>>211680088
There's only so many latin words.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:46:41 PM No.211684821
>>211677508
She looks like shit there on purpose. You are deranged.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:46:51 PM No.211684827
>>211681600
Are spells invented or discovered? Is there a fixed number of spells waiting for some one to figure out the right words to use them? Who decided what words cause spells to happen?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:48:24 PM No.211684863
>>211684827
this always bothered me how it was never established. snape makes a spell that makes people hemorrhage but otherwise thereโ€™s only like 14 spells and no one else is doing shit
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:18:52 PM No.211685817
>>211676505 (OP)
Pits!
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:09:34 PM No.211687705
>>211676505 (OP)
It makes sense lore-wise because the Wizards were killing Muggles en-masse and the incantation spilled over to the Muggle culture
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:12:58 PM No.211687847
>>211676505 (OP)
>painless killing method that's actually pretty bad for murder but that'd be perfect for euthanasia is... le bad
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:15:11 PM No.211687930
>>211683282
I can go out to the mall and see 50 better looking girls
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:16:46 PM No.211687995
>>211677408
She's not pretty. Frog looking ass
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:20:02 PM No.211688112
>>211684077
You will be when I get done with you.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:37:21 PM No.211688756
People can rag on HP but ultimately they're all still talking about it 20 years later so who's the real winner. Like people say it was poorly written because of plot holes - obviously their definition of "good writing" is wrong and they're coping for why their shit would be lucky to get 0.0001% of the attention that HP ever got.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:40:35 PM No.211688883
>>211688756
>people
99% of these threads are made by 2-4 people that constantly necro bump it for hours while replying to themselves. This was called out before and then a week later the poster counter was removed.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:46:42 PM No.211689117
>>211680123
she probably played D&D in college
quickened/silenced spells just require feats and take up higher caster slots
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:49:05 PM No.211689198
>>211687847
>muh hecking moral medical murder is so hecking good
misanthropic kike
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:16:19 PM No.211690196
>>211683282
Good Hermione looks.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:17:35 PM No.211690245
>>211684802
Combine words, mate
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:21:12 PM No.211690389
>>211681879
kys jeet ai nigger
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:24:29 PM No.211690512
>>211690245
What does this spell do?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:32:36 PM No.211690846
>>211688756
Trannies are mad that Rowling hates them.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:34:22 PM No.211690921
>>211688756
FACT!!!!
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:35:49 PM No.211690973
>>211690512
well if you combine haste with fear it makes for the most hilarious outcome
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:40:03 PM No.211691113
>>211684827
Technically discovered.
Man this is some real autism, but it's basically alchemy.

You take things you already know and you add completely random elements and see if it works. It would be absurdly dangerous to discover a new spell. Remember that there is basically a 9/10 chance it will randomly cause you to fucking lose bones or create a skyscaper golem that is going to want to rape you.
Basically the average wizard is a complete little bitch and only those eccentric or incel enough have the bravery to test new things.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:41:03 PM No.211691148
>>211691113
>t. female
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:43:04 PM No.211691236
>>211691148
Pectoral Ligma Caninus!
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:52:59 PM No.211691622
1718919280497186
1718919280497186
md5: ffacf19821fed2d048ff93d6de74e89a๐Ÿ”
>>211676505 (OP)
This is funnier in Ireland as we have a fast food chain called Abra Kebabra.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:55:47 PM No.211694034
>>211683282
Her appeal IS dressing like a weirdo.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:14:31 PM No.211694778
>>211680123
You have no idea what you're talking about
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:28:42 PM No.211695341
>>211683398
>shower 11 year olds
Oh, no you're not getting me there, glownigger.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:33:35 PM No.211695523
Wonka Toppy
Wonka Toppy
md5: 80b136af32a6fac0717800d77dbe9d44๐Ÿ”
GYATT
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 9:49:06 PM No.211696214
>>211695523
Why does she eat like this
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:18:54 PM No.211697583
>>211680123
Most adults are shown to use wandless, wordless magic as early as the first movie. Even based retard hagrid, who dropped out could do it with a broken wand
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:38:40 PM No.211698451
>>211676542
I always hear ava cadaver
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:41:41 PM No.211698569
>>211690196
supposedly that was the reason emma was picked she had that aura helene was supposed to pass up the batton to her
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:40:19 PM No.211701122
>>211676505 (OP)
>'...ยกAy Caramba!'
Shorts eating