Thread 211677264 - /tv/ [Archived: 1214 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:24:43 AM No.211677264
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>I want..... a KFC Double Down right now and a KFC Double Down immediately after I finish eating the first KFC Double Down

Why was he so greedy?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:32:03 AM No.211677401
>>211677264 (OP)
Your plan is to blackmail this person and you don't want a 21 piece bucket?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:34:25 AM No.211677442
Robo want Oreo
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:35:35 AM No.211677456
>>211677264 (OP)
Let me get this straight, you believe that the your boss is secretly a Chicken Colonel with an army of negro taste-slaves which he provides delicious fried chicken to at an affordable cost, even accepting EBT
and your plan is to blackmail this person?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:51:49 AM No.211677772
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>I want to be loved. I want to be held. I want to be enough for someone. I want to be understood and validated. That's all I've ever truly wanted
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:36:40 PM No.211679669
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>>211677264 (OP)
>ENOUGH FROM THE COLONEL
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:38:56 PM No.211679709
>>211677264 (OP)
I don't understand why Morgan Freeman told him to check the numbers again after the first time. Whole lotta trouble could have been prevented.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:45:20 PM No.211679813
>>211679709
you'd think of all people batman and the inner-circle of wayne corp would just have a fucking machine run all the numbers on the hush hush bat-tech to minimize the risk of leaks. comic-wise batman is easily smart enough to whip something like that up himself, in house. and i mean in house literally and metaphorically. he lives above a fucking super computer with a screen the size of a movie projector and like 50 keyboards
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:54:07 PM No.211679967
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>>211677264 (OP)
>>211677264 (OP)
I want... $9
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:55:18 PM No.211679992
>>211677264 (OP)
I want to see you do a cool flip
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:56:25 PM No.211680008
From the sounds of it, he gets off sexually to explosive diarrhea and the smell of his own feces. In that case, him asking for $10 million a year for the rest of his life will probably go to stocking up on adult diapers.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:00:25 PM No.211680070
>>211677264 (OP)
I want... to go back to 1997
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:06:59 PM No.211680169
>>211677264 (OP)
>you can't blackmail Bruce Wayne because he can beat you up
Why even put this scene in the fucking movie
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:30:25 PM No.211680554
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>>211677264 (OP)
It always struck me as strange that people found the double down to be some kind of symbol of indulgent decadence. By the time they released it here we already had the Zinger Stacker which is basically just a double down in a bun with extra sauce and an extra slice of cheese. The double down is much lower in calories.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:37:31 PM No.211680667
>>211680554
It was mostly just europoors assblasted over american exceptionalism and leadership in sandwich innovation
>LE MEATโ€ฆAS BUN?!? Ah non, Monsieur! ce nโ€™est pas possible!โ€™โ€
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:38:45 PM No.211680693
>>211679669
>Did your guys recipes fall off?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:41:10 PM No.211680741
>>211680554
I love zinger and tower stackers ngl
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:42:42 PM No.211680766
>>211680741
Zinger Stackers are probably the best fast food menu item from the franchised takeaway stores imo.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:46:29 PM No.211680846
>>211680169
Batman can crush every bone in your body leaving permanent chronic pain and difficult to walk again.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:55:25 PM No.211681025
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>>211680554
if only fast food actually looked like this and not some flat, gray slop that a nigger punched bare-handed into a carcinogenic, plastic covered cardboard box

i don't even know how these kikes get away with it. it is 100% a false advertisement. everything in that picture is quite literally inedible; most of it is outright artificial shit designed to look like food, and the rest is just motor oil, various toxic goo's they've dyed to look like food - then there's that final, pathetic 10% of actual food they cooked on-site for the shoot, custom order, to get it perfect looking. don't take that to mean it tastes good though, it doesn't. anything real in that picture is completely unseasoned, cooked only for appearance, and has probably sat out for 6-12 hours as they prep the shot

it's a truly amazingly diabolical fucking world we live in, seriously. i really do despise the people that make and market this DOG SHIT and the people who would eat it, and pay their exorbitant prices for the "privilege", are objectively beneath me
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 1:59:06 PM No.211681080
>>211681025
The secrets of food photography are seriously surprising to learn. We have been deceived since birth.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:02:13 PM No.211681131
>>211681025
and i almost forgot to mention, after ALL OF THAT. they just PHOTOSHOP THE WHOLE THING ANYWAY.

SO YOU'RE LOOKING AT A PHOTOSHOPPED PICTURE OF PLASTIC FOOD AND GOYDONALDS AND GOYGERKING AND GOYCO BELL ACTUALLY HAS THE BALLS TO SAY, "YEAH THIS IS DEFINITELY WORTH 8 TO 12 DOLLARS A SANDWICH."

EPIC. BRO. LEGIT. AMERICAN. ADVERTISEMENT.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:37:23 PM No.211681777
>>211680554
>>211680667

europeans and urban americans are so dumb they think chicken is more fattening and calorie dense than cheese, bread and soda, and that deep frying food only adds calories if it's an entree, not thin slivers of potato soaking in maximum grease
same reason for the keto panic where you say you're trying to eat more protein and less ultra refined carbs and every ho in a twenty mile radius gets a firmware update and starts telling you you're going to DIE if you do that keto diet and you can't live on only protein and eating more chicken will give you congestive heart failure
even bitches who aren't vegan think "meat is murder" just not enough to stop what they're doing
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:40:04 PM No.211681827
>>211679813
>like 50 keyboards
What does he use them for bros?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:14:29 PM No.211682596
>>211681827
super hacking
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:20:14 PM No.211682722
>>211681827
half of the buttons just switch the screen to different angles of the inside of selina kyle's toilet bowl
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 3:20:42 PM No.211682732
Was he the best character?