He cucked himself out of a career.

>>211682118 (OP)
>a "career" in comedy.

All these people do is run on podcast circuits to attract more attention for their stand up shows.

>>211682118 (OP)
hes rich he already had his career

>>211682118 (OP)
Pretty sure he's living off the grid somewhere near the Maine/Canada border

There's no way he's not writing for Tires. He'll just be behind-the-scenes for the rest of his life, which is fine.

>>211682118 (OP)
Every time I see y'all post this dude I always think it's Martin Starr for a hot second

>>211682118 (OP)
He just needs to keep parroting liberal and left wing talking points until they throw him a bone

>>211682511
Nick comes from a time where you could say nigger or call someone a faggot and still be a liberal. Idubbz was originally like this as well

>>211682323
Yeah, I understand comparing him with Stav and saying hes not as big (lol), but he made lots of money off Cumtown and hes probably still got an income from the TAFS patreon. Hes got retards like us posting every day about how we miss him. The guy did enough

>>211682118 (OP)
No you’re just late in realising that he only got big in the first place because he had Stavros Halkias as a laugh track. Canned laughter works in tricking the brain to think things are funny by social reinforcement which is why sitcoms still use it to this day. Make an edit of “classic cum town bits” with Stavros’ laugh removed and you’ll see how unfunny they are

>>211682637
Sad but true. It's all parasocial and people like laughter.

A pro tip for life is to try to laugh more. You'll have more fun and people will appreciate it.

>>211682327
Chat gpt says otherwise. Good thing I checked or else I would have devoted my summer to finding him

>>211682331
I like how he was invited for the premiere and showed up in disgusting unwashed clothes by himself.
I love Nick, but maybe he actually is mentally ill. This doesn't seem like the type of thing you'd do when you have over a million dollars on your bank account

>>211682637
>le funny show but what if no laffs??
No shit comedy sounds dumb without the laughter. If you're sitting around saying funny bullshit with your bros there will be laughter. If you just sat their making up stories about gay valets to the wall in your empty bedroom you'd sound like a crazy person

>>211683167
God forbid a public figure isn't a complete fag about it

>>211682118 (OP)
>le career

Maybe nigga just wanna vape in peace, ya thought about that?

>>211683242
you're not wrong or anything, but it is kind of weird. Like get some fucking clean clothes for the love of god.

>>211683287
why? He's lives in New York City. He sleeps in a chinese infested rat den. He doesn't give a shit. He's the dirtbag left king of the ring. and you're a parasocial faggot that wants him to look nice for the big event you're not even invited to.

>>211683400
he hasn’t lived in a tenement for a decade

>>211682385
cool thanks for sharing

>>211683416
I know, he lives with his wife and her boyfriend eric. ricky. chuh chuh

>>211682118 (OP)
He looks like the kind of guy to say "moist" a lot.

>>211683400
>He's the dirtbag left king

He's said many times he's not a commie or "leftist" he's basically just a normie democrat from 1998 i.e. a "literal nazi" by today's standards

>>211683400
bro, I'm literally a nobody that lives in a bum fuck town with less than 50k people in it and I don't go out dressed in filthy clothes like that and I have zero eyes on me.

>>211683486
yeah but he's not a faggot. the mortal world and all of societies sensibilities are beneath him. have you ever even listened to the show? he doesn't give a shit.

is his gf an enabler or something? he doesn't seem to be doing good whenever he appears anywhere these days

>>211682564
I’m curious if he lost any money on TAFS? I wonder how much that studio cost

>>211682637
this

>>211683729
they had zero overhead doing cumtown for 6 years, of course they lost money on TAFS, lol

The difference between Stav and Adam, and Nick is that the first two for publicists and played the game. Nick doesn't seem able or willing to do that.

what's wrong with just doing stand up nowadays? do you always have to be on like four podcasts to be considered a star?

>>211683167
Once you have everything, you're free to do nothing.

>>211683167
That's a rough 37. Don't do drugs kids.

>>211683784
He makes no money doing standup

>>211682118 (OP)
Pague la renta.

>>211682118 (OP)
He's going to blow all his money on some nonsense then in ten years they are going to have a Cumtown reunion show so he doesn't have to mooch off his friends then a week later he will die of a heart attack from all the coke.

He opened for Shane Gillis at Radio City and his whole routine was about how he had to get gum graft surgery cause he doesn’t brush his teeth

>>211683167
i have 1.3 million and i literally do this. i am currently wearing a rolex sub date with a dirty t-shirt.

>>211683167
>maybe he is mentally ill
Hes absolutely mentally ill. Theres a stretch of Cumtowns where they all vividly describe Nick having a mental breakdown and how he sounds different in the episodes afterwards because hes been medicated and he mentions having had a similar one when he was younger. He started TAFS on a manic upswing then was content to let it sit and rot for a year after barely producing 6 or 7 episodes.

>>211683167
very important to have a routine that doesn't involve steroids or heroin if you're going to live past 40 btw

>>211685039
He has a 3D printer farm in the midwest somewhere pumping out carbon fiber-reinforced nylon guns that can't be detected by the TSA.

>>211685290
I also remember him proudly stating he doesn't wash his ass in the shower because to him "he doesn't smell." Even Stav as repulsed.

>>211682118 (OP)
he is, like all comedians, 50 trillion times funnier when they are just shooting the shit with some guys on a couch rather than standup. i have never understood the appeal of standup. i can see it and admire the craft, but it never really is that crazy laugh out loud funny.

The bit about Tony Soprano fucking Pepper Ann is the funniest shit I've ever heard.

>>211686455
you keep her fuckin name outta ya mout

>>211683729
They absolutely lost money doing TAFS, but it was an opportunity for him to produce things on his own. Granted a lot of it sucked, but the short they produced for the Rob Schneider episode was both funny and heartwarming

Marfan lost.

Jack Horner won.

>>211687642
Is the dot org still kicking I forgot my password like a year ago.

>>211682118 (OP)
He was given a forced push from the office for over a decade, that he couldn't make it even with all of the machine behind him just speaks to how much of a gigantic shitter he is.

>>211683729
If I were to guess at least a 100k.

Keep in mind cumtown pulled in over 40k a month for 5 years, though

>>211682118 (OP)
Don Ramonmaxxing

>>211688504
insane to think about that these guys made more money than my entire lineage has made from 100000000000 bc to present day simply from saying "im gay and chinese" into a microphone every week

>>211688504
Yes and I’m sure they’re doing great but they have to pay taxes on that and split it. Its plenty enough to retire on anyways if you do it properly, I know Stav bought Baltimore real estate which was a great financial choice and I’m sure the others are just as smart

>>211682118 (OP)
why

>>211682118 (OP)
He’s a self destructive Irish nigger, that’s how they are.

>>211682637
>>211682682
>>211683210
>>211683744
the episodes without stav are still funny tho

>>211688504
Another argument for taxing all the profits from "entertainment."

He's got enough money just coast the rest of his life, he probably just wants to chill and not be in the public spotlight into his 40s.

>>211692354
Why, Id rather corporations be taxed more than the people actually creating content ill watch

>>211682637
You're out of your mind

>>211683167
Please stop talking about my handsome, talented best friend, Nick Mullen like this

>>211682637
I've fucking laughed out loud just reading the transcripts to my Colossus plans looking for the linkin Park lyrics (small dick guys episode) so you're objectively wrong