Kino

>>211690390 (OP)
THEN GANDALF THE GREY AND GANDALF THE WHITE AND MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL'S BLACK KNIGHT

>>211690390 (OP)
The jedi are so fucking lame. Look at all those dorks.

>>211690390 (OP)
>they couldn’t even be bothered to trace them in appropriate poses
Holy fuck, the absolute state.
If they wanted to make it look like they were just there to cheerlead, they did a bang up job.

>>211690437
kek

>>211690390 (OP)
>i am all off the jedi
ok, but how is she all of the jedi? why is she all off the jedi? what does that mean? theres 0 connection between here and all of those prequel characters.

>>211690390 (OP)
>Ahsoka's ghost in the back
>Meaning Ahsoka is canonically dead
Filoni's corpse was just found in his room surrounded by bizarre body pillows, cause of death ruled as suicide

>>211690390 (OP)
Star Wars is so fucking lame. Always has been.

>>211690746
That's Shaak Ti you FUCKING RETARD

>>211690746
It’s ambiguous enough that they can tell him it’s Shak Ti while they all giggle to themselves behind his back

>>211690815
>White lightsaber
No, it's not

>>211690746
Is it really shocking that she would be dead?
The sequel trilogy takes place like 60 years after the clone wars

>>211690390 (OP)
I honestly never could have imagined that Disney could somehow make Star Wars into something even more LAME and GAY than the prequels already did, but they did it! Good job!

>>211690978
That is to say, I could not have imagined it prior to The Force Awakens releasing. After I watched that I knew.

>>211690815
>white saber
>orange skin rather than red
Dave, I…

>>211690390 (OP)
So for our Jedi we have:
>Two faggots that got killed by Sith
>A Sith lord
>A leftist Twitter activist
>A bunch of other faggots that killed by clones with laser blasters
>Shitty prequel lightsaber Yoda
Very powerful

>>211690945
No one's ever really gone, anon, especially not Filoni's waifu

>>211690390 (OP)
>Star Wars Fans Demanded
Fans are stupid.

>>211690390 (OP)
>Ashoka stuffed into the back while jobbers are front and center
How pissed was Filoni

>>211690390 (OP)
>Qui-Gon looks confused as to why he's even there
>Ahsoka looks furious her plot armour ran out
>Obi_wan looks distracted by Sheev's impressive throne
>one who did nothing of note but raise a terrorist looks like she's passive aggressively chastising someone being loud at a library
>Luke looks like he's eyeing someone who cut in line
>Anakin looks like he's trying not to laugh
>Yoda looks like he's at a job he wants over and done with so he can fuck off home
>Plo-Koon looks best by virtue of not having a facial expression
>Aayla looks like she's wondering why she aged 40 years despite being dead
>Mace looks like he genuinely doesn't give a shit

>>211690390 (OP)
>Plo Koon
All he did was die in a plane crash...

>>211690390 (OP)
>All the Jedi.
>No Sha'a Gi in the pic.
Lying cunt.

>>211690705
That's a modern woman thing (although I've even seen some guys do it which is odd). Women are so sheltered from consequences that they don't even need to justify the ideas or assumptions they have in their head which lead to the actions they take. You just write "I AM ALL THE JEDI!" because the idea of what that represents in your head is special to you...typically just you. Because as you mentioned, nothing has been elaborated on. The same machinery is at work when a grown woman goes "ME HUNGRY!" and it's up to everyone else to guess what she's hungry for and feed her. This is really why women shouldn't sweepingly have the sort of rights or responsibilities they currently have.

i don't get it. what's the key change?

I thought only Yoda, qui gon, Anakin, obi wan knew how to be force ghosts

>>211694052
And it took like 20 years for qui gon to figure it out

>>211694052
None of that bullshit matters it's disney wars. rey is a woman and all the good things are inside of her

>>211690390 (OP)
>Makes a Key Change Star Wars Fans Demanded
Did they get rid of Rey?

theyre not ghosts though, theyre just with her in spirit. theyre copying the panel from then end of the Cell saga

>>211690390 (OP)
Why do Anakin and Obi-Wan's force ghost get tbe young, why did the Force tell Yoda, Luke, Ki-Adi Mundi and Qui Gon they have to stay old men

>>211691492
>Anakin looks like he's trying not to laugh
>Mace looks like he genuinely doesn't give a shit
My GOATs

>>211690705
she is going off uterine microchimeraism after she was repeatedly gang raped on her not-tatoonie dumping spot
some of the gang rapers were jedi on the run
it's actually pretty scientific if you know anything about biology

>>211690390 (OP)
>Glup Shitto in the back
THEY'VE FINALLY DONE IT

>>211690390 (OP)
>put this scene in a movie
>everybody makes fun of it
>i know
>lets try it again in a comic the exact same way but now even more tasteless

so did Ben not get redeemed? or was that part after this scene? Don't remember this shit movie

>>211696940
He wasn't dead at the time.
He spent all of it climbing up a pit so he could see Rey die for all out sins and then revive her

>>211690390 (OP)
Now imagine if they'd had that in the movie. It could have been a perfect mirror of the Holdo Maneuver shot.

>>211690390 (OP)
>literal who jedis front and center

>>211697304
Front yes, but certainly not center

>>211690390 (OP)
I see Ahsoka. Does this imply Ahsoka is dead at this point in timeline?

>>211690390 (OP)
I guarantee there's a furfag in a cowboy hat that's throwing an autistic tantrum over this somewhere.

>>211690390 (OP)
that's not all the jedi
it's not even most of the jedi
it's maybe some of the jedi

>>211698469
That's not all the Sith either so it's okay

>>211690390 (OP)
WHERE IS YARAEL POOF

>>211697980
Where is Ahsoka?

>>211699747
Still alive and kicking. He owns a Pizza restaurant.

>>211697980
>>211698461
Whoops there she is, could be Shaak Ti tho. Yellow blade doesn't quite fit, ah well
F Ahsoka

>>211690746
Comics are like the lowest form of canon in Disney Wars. They've retconned and flat out ignored so much stuff from them when it comes to the live action material that it begs the question why they bother to call them canon at all.

>>211690390 (OP)
So they replaced Shaak Ti with Ahsoka but then killed her off right away and took away her second lightsaber? lol

>>211699747
Out there with his head in the clouds

>>211690390 (OP)
Was every fucking Jedi on there traced?

>>211690390 (OP)
>I'm every Jedi, it's all in me

>>211690705
Didn't you know, the force is female

>>211690705
um sweaty it doesn't matter

>>211690390 (OP)
The art in Marvel comics is so fucking soulless.

>>211702644
Depends on the artist. There are some good ones.

I didn't understand this both literally and thematically
why was she all the jedi

>>211701790
Lol

>>211702747
making a robot cough is the most stupid shit they could have done

>>211702813
The Force is female

>>211702972
He is not a robot, he is a cyborg.

>>211702972
He's not a robot, he's a cyborg, but his vocal chords weren't part of his saved parts so you're right. George Lucas is a fucking retard.

GLUP SHITTO IS REAL

>>211702813
she stronk womyn. womyn gud luke bad. stronk.

>>211690390 (OP)
Space mommy should have been the trilogy's villain.

>>211690390 (OP)
My nigga Sheev should be in the front row. He dindu nuffin

>>211703111
some of that super early timeline stuff is pretty out there

>>211703121
technically he is front of Rey from a certain point of view

>>211700027
It's silver lightsaber, which is literally what Ahsoka uses.

>>211702644

>>211702978
>>211703056
god these movies were truly dogshit
it's actually amazing
4 billion they spend to buy this
they couldn't spend 60k to get some fucking nerd to write it?
jesus fucking christ.

>>211696940
Does it even matter? Canon or legends, the idea of having another evil Skywalker after Anakin is retarded and redundant.

>>211702972
Especially when the cartoon right before ep 3 was hyping him up as a extreme badass only to go into theaters and he’s a lame coughing bitch who goes down easy and spends most his time retreating

>>211703201
>early timeline
Abeloth is from FOTJ, the last big series of the EU, she's basically the final boss of the old canon.

>>211703111
It's alarming that Disney makes Troy Denning's coomerisms look like good writing in comparison.

>>211703818
Pre-ROTS Grievous was an absolute monster. It’s a shame Lucas decided to make him a mustache twirling coward in the end.

>>211703818
You're acting like they didn't give a reason.

>caring about yidsney wars