>Nearly a full decade later and still no comeback from the brain trust on /tv/
It's time to admitted she defeated us, bros...

dormammu i need more time

>>211699252 (OP)
Yeah we have come up with a few now.

>bitch, thats fresh but not subway fresh
>did I leave to get my wallet?
>what am I, your pimp?
>is it because I'm Jew?
>yeah, if I was dating your boyfriend I would probably fantasize about other men too.
These are /tv/s winners. All of these are unbeatable.

>Inb4 some unfunny cuck pretends to be Ornella and shits out some forgettable, tactless comeback claiming victory
I'm starting to think it's a humiliation fantasy for "more time" posters.

>>211699252 (OP)
the only chance he had was to fuck her on the spot on live television and he chickened out. an oral-anal-oral-anal rapid fire combo pumping inflicts humiliation and rectal soreness but the classic oral-vaginal around town ground and pound with facial cumshot displays dignity, taste, and authority

>bitch, thats fresh but not subway fresh
It's true. She never even responded to that one.

>defeated us
but I was always on her side.

>>211699349
>what am I, your pimp?
This is the only decent one, the rest are trash.

>bitch, thats fresh but not subway fresh
what does this even mean

>>211699252 (OP)
>place gun on table loudly
>ask Ornella to clarify what she means

>>211699420
She'd just stare at him in awkward bewilderment while the audience nervously laughed (at Jonah's expense)

>>211699496
It's a reference to his being a spokesperson for Subway, the way Jared Fogel was before him

I was gonna say Jonah could laugh it off but her retort was so brutal that the only way he could react was with that deer in the headlights expression.

>>211699252 (OP)
test

>>211699349
You need to lose weight, Jonah

>>211699252 (OP)
>pull out a gun
>kill her
Is that easy

>You think a lot of yourself if you think Brad Pitt would give you the time of day

>>211699601
I know. He should have started crying (on purpose, as a way to elicit sympathy from the audience)

>Oh yeah, Ornella? Well if you switch to Geico you could save 15% on your car insurance

>Yeah well.. *shits self*

>>211699656
If Brad Pitt heard this, he would just say that he does not need Jonah to defend his honor, as Jonah is not even a serious actor.

>I'm glad I came on here on this show to get ridiculed by your local weather girl

>>211699771
And then he would hit Okay to Go to Website.

>>211699721
This could work, French women love a man who knows how to soil himself

>>211699776
>I'm sorry, I never imagined you'd find something hard to swallow.

>Are all the bimbos in France this nice?

>>211699776
Well, we're all just wondering weather you're going to lose that baby fat or not, Jonah...

>>211699776
He was so glad he did it that he sued and got her show shut down permanently. Now THAT's a chad comeback.

>>211699834
MORE TIME

>>211699834
CUT TO COMMERCIAL

>>211699839
In fact, no one is very nice in France. So much so, that what she did passes for humor over there.

It is shitty that he can come on a program as a guest and it's apparently perfectly socially acceptable for her to ridicule his physical appearance, but if he turned it around on her and called her ugly or something that would be totally out of line.

>>211699252 (OP)
There was no comeback needed because she said a completely stupid thing and embarassed herself on TV. If some little kid calls you a poopy-head, are you required to make a witty comeback or you lose? No, you just don't take the kid seriously and move on. You win by ignoring stuff that isn't worth your time.

>>211699349
All of these sound extremely petty and tryhard you fucking retard

>>211699922
It's no worse than what Jimmy Kimmel did.

>>211699967
Nobody would be offended if he called her ugly, it would just come off as cope because she's out of his league

>>211699922
On the other hand, it was intended for their local audience. If he hadn't made a big deal, no one in America would ever even know it happened.

>>211699991
We need more time!

>You know Miles, I don't even think this french chick knows about the new crispy catina menu at Taco Bell

I got one. And it's even better than shooting her dead. He forces her down on the ground, and pisses on her head in front of the entire audience, who start roaring riotously and chanting his name.

>>211699987
hey jonah

>>211699349
>>bitch, thats fresh but not subway fresh
This is the least funny thing written in the history of western civilization.

>>211699252 (OP)
Time is up

>"You're part of the reason why nobody takes the French seriously anymore."

>>211700199
And that's why it's funny in a meta sort of way.

>>211700299
>You seem to take French fries seriously, Jonah.

>>211700359
>Excuse me. They are called Freedom Fries.

>>211700359

>>211700290
roman senator face, yucky

>>211699252 (OP)
I already solved it

>>211700433
The problem with this is that she would have to pay brad pitt to have sex with her

>>211700433
Doesn't really make sense since she said she wanted to do it for pleasure. It would make more sense if she was paying Dicaprio/Pitt

>>211700433
most men don't have to pay for sex, jonah

>ornella...I need some money, and then we can get married

>take out a piece of bronze leaf
>begin carving runes into it with a stick
>"By the spirits of my ancestors I curse Ornella of Frankia. Let dogs rape her. Let her children die and her houses burn. Let her live a long life of bitter misery and shame. Gods of the Inferno, I offer you her limbs, her head, her mouth, her breath, her speech, her heart, her liver, her stomach. Gods of the Inferno, let me see her suffer deeply, and I will rejoice and sacrifice to you."
>"Gods below, I am Jonah, of the most ancient and sacred Iudaea, of whose loans the seven hills of Rome were built. I summon you to listen. Curse this woman! Send her bitterness and despair for all of her life. Let her taste nothing but ashes and iron. Gods of the Underworld, all that I have left I give to you in sacrifice if you will make it so."

>>211700595
WE NEED MORE TIME

PLEEEEAAAASE

>>211700634
>maybe you should offer YOUR stomach while you're at it

Bro got thin but looks like a hobbo now

>>211700610
>a woman somewhere out there ruined her marriage and lost all of her and her husband's collective savings to some pajeet scammer with a hope and a dream because she thought brad fucking pitt was emailing her in need of hospital bill money
>this woman probably isn't much smarter or dumber than your average woman

>>211700634
you spend more time with spoons than you do with runes

>>211700359
just a little more...time...

>>211700595
me on the left

>>211700433
>For them? Free.
>For you? Eh...Let's just say it's more than you can afford...

>>211699252 (OP)
That's one hole Ornella, what about the others.
>HOH HOH HOH HOH HOHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t64-8IECAek

>>211699349
>that’s fresh but not subway fresh

Kino and basedpilled. If he said this it would’ve been so epic. Her woman brain would totally blue screen

>>211699252 (OP)
>end these sick fantasies and repent before Christ, wench

Boom. That’s all you have to do.

>>211700785
I sent 150 bucks to someone I'd briefly met a few months earlier because she sent a message saying she needed help and was stuck abroad. I even had her confirm it was her by video chat. turns out she was just a lousy filthy lying thieving cunt.
i had thought it might be a lie, but decided it wasn't much money and better to be a decent person on the off chance.
had no attraction to her, she was 50 or something.
when I called her out on it, she said "I don't know why you're making such a big deal about a hundred bucks".
i guess the answer is, never send money to anyone you can't hunt down and beat to death

what am I your pimp is terrible
butthurt, misogynistic and would not get the crowd on side at all

>>211699574
I had no idea he was the spokesperson for subway

>>211699349
>>bitch, thats fresh but not subway fresh
>>did I leave to get my wallet?
>>what am I, your pimp?
>>is it because I'm Jew?
>>yeah, if I was dating your boyfriend I would probably fantasize about other men too.
tell me you just made all of these on the spot

>>211700955
>I had no idea you'd become so religious, Jonah! Who'd have thought you weren't getting your fill out of life already? *snickers*

>>211701042
good advice, i'm just glad you didn't get totally fucked to learn it
i'm also sorry that this gay faggot world bit a hand you only extended in kindess, you did a very sweet thing with no expectation of gain and you still got fucked over for it. that's fucking gay as fuck but don't let it poison you, just gotta reserve your kindness for those truly deserving around you

He actually won the very moment she said it, by not responding. He is actually sophisticated enough to realize that's what you do in such a situation. You treat such a tactless comment as being below the dignity of criticism.

>>211700595
You can't honestly think this.
If you drive her anywhere an expend fuel, purchase food to eat or buy access to event, that's the equivalent of indirectly paying for sex

>>211701207
>Christ is the way, the truth, and the life. For your own sake, I implore you renounce your lustful sin. May you be spared the Lake of Fire upon your day of judgment. Amen.

i think the problem was just that his promoters failed to inform him that he would be showing on a French television roast of himself

>>211699349
None of these would translate. Ornella's power is her joke not only worked in her native tongue and got a roaring laugh from a whole audience, it also fully translated to english. The bitch probably made sure it did too. And if that wasn't enough, it's actually a decent joke.
/tv/ came up with great comebacks but not translating and falling flat to a silent audience is too risky /tv/ would laugh at Jonah's pathetic attempt instead. The winning move is laughing out loud and going home to your mansion.
Btw Jonah is so salty because he 100% lurks here. The serious actor clip never became a meme with normies and it was the start of his downfall.

>>211701242
It's true. Women tacitly expect you to do more for them than they do for you in exchange for the privilege of being able to have sex with them, even in this day and age of supposed "equality" between the sexes. This is going to sound sexist, but pure biology prevails in this area.

>>211701298
Right. You don't go to a roast and start throwing drinks because they made fun of your appearance.

>>211701355
>The winning move is laughing out loud and going home to your mansion.
this, laugh it off and tell ornella good one
but you could see his chubby face tense up with bitterness and anger that le cute french girl bullied him

>>211701355
>voulez vous coucher avec mon SUB WAY sandwich, putain

>>211701230
he did respond.

>First of all you smell nice, which is surprising.

Go to website

>>211701557
Lo and behold, Jimmy Kimmel still has his show, even though he did basically the same thing

>>211701214
don't worry, was only a small amount relatively speaking.
she said she was stuck there, had paid off a hotel room but her ex husband had cancelled her credit cards, was too embarrassed to ask family, and just wanted something for bottled water/food until her new card came through.
she'd been fairly well off when I'd met her, so I found it weird for one that she had no money, and for two that she never paid it back. last I heard from her she didn't even remember it and was in yet another country - just a person with low morals, selfish and lies easily.
i'll still help people, but never like that.
charity begins at home makes a lot of sense.

>>211701529
What did he say, I don't actually remember?

>that black woman who refused to kiss him in their movie so they had to censor/cgi the kiss

>>211701266
Comes across a little tryhard but it would at least cause an awkward silence

>>211701642
he said this:
>>211699776

>>211699349
>I'm starting to think it's a humiliation fantasy for "more time" posters.
I would hate to be called a fat pig by a french milf while she force feeds me footlongs with her feet

>>211701673
>what crawled up your cunt and died

>>211701789
centipedes

>>211701770
Hey that's my fetish

>>211701557
Why would that be surprising?

>>211701518
Jonah needs to realize he can buy pussy. He was dating a frumpy jewish girl last time /tv/ stalked him. He should fuck some supermodels at least once just to get the high school fat kid stink off. He's like anons feeling sorry for missing out on high school dating

>et vous parte
I just rewatched this for the first time in years. The way she delivered it was on point, and everyone rightly laughed. There was nothing wrong with it.

I've seen him in like 3 movies, is he really set for life from just a handful of shitty films?

>>211700193
Better Call Jonah!

>>211699649
NNNOOOOO MORE TIME!! TWO MORE WEEKS

What if he just said:

"You know in France they call the quarterpounder a royale with cheese."

>>211702435
FOUR . MORE . YEARS

>>211702341
No idea. I can say I saw him on the street the other day, shabbily dressed. While not fat anymore, he looked like a shadow of his former self.

>Sorry, I wasn't listening

>>211700290
woah nice chest

>>211702656
This is it bros...

>>211699252 (OP)
>you're too old for Leo and Brad hates French sluts

>>211700290
Jonah won

>>211701392
Wow. No offense but you literally sound like a drumpfchud rn