>don't stop walking or....YOU DIE

>>211699567 (OP)
This horrifies the American.
Not sure it's gonna play so well internationally.

>>211699567 (OP)
>the zesty retarded robobuck from aliens 5 transforce 1
>the movie is about walking or something

i couldn't sit through this drunk and high for free. i don't think you could pay me

>>211699615
>almost went 5 minutes without mentioning America award

>>211699671
They're all supposed to be 16, but he's literally twice that age.

>>211699567 (OP)
N

>>211699615
kek

I genuinely don't understand why King is considered so legendary.

>>211700537
He was the JJ Abrams of literature in the day.

>>211700537
Slim pickings when it comes to American "literature". To be fair, he's more popular than he is respected.
The crap he pumps out, it's like a McDonald's version of a book.

>>211700537
High output and sprinkled in just enough weird bullshit to come off as unique. His stuff today is pretty run of the mill or outright silly.

>>211700537
his stories usually have fun or interesting premises that make for a good movie or tv series, and most of them aren't too expensive to film either

>>211699567 (OP)
This frightens the American

>>211699567 (OP)
Let me guess, the nigger is supposed to be McVries? For fuck's sake, it's really getting too tiresome.
To think Darabont or Garris wanted to adapt the book in the late 2000's or early 2010's, and we'll have this garbage, this pisses me off.

>>211699567 (OP)
fucking hate millennial filmmaking with everything having to be a high concept a24 flick

Just RIP OFF battle Royale if nobody is going to do anything with the rights proper FUCK

>>211700812
No idea why, his stuff seems to be mostly "America is shit"

>>211699615

>>211700537

He spins a good yarn and his stories mostly revolve around boomer "americana" so they're palatable to multiple generations of americans.

>>211700537
Why is the coke head who regularly writes about child orgies popular in Hollywood i have no idea

>>211699615
try walking at 4mph for 24 hours

>>211700537
It's mostly because there have been some really good movies based on his novels (which were much better than the source material). Some of his premises/ideas are interesting, from his cokehead days, but as an actual writer he's kinda shit.

Already got the kino unofficial adaptation.

>>211699615