Thread 211702087 - /tv/ [Archived: 1142 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:02:44 AM No.211702087
punishedjonah
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>film the fake kiss from further away and out of focus
>film it from another angle
>use a body double
>use AI
>recast the actress
>just write it out of the script

Nope we'll just use the worst CGI available in the most obvious way.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:04:11 AM No.211702148
You may think this was Jonah being racist and not wanting to kiss an n-word, but no, this was at the request of the actress
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:04:55 AM No.211702193
>>211702087 (OP)
Really glad this killed his career. It's one thing to joke about someone giving the whole world the ick, but Jonah managed to do it for reals. What a fat fucking loser.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:05:10 AM No.211702202
>>211702087 (OP)
It was unironically a humiliation ritual, one that Jonah Hill absolutely deserves.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:08:53 AM No.211702379
>>211702193
Jonah Hill is just poison on the screen, he has absolutely no charisma whatsoever even when he's reading scripts and playing characters that are supposed to be likable, he was able to get away with it when he was younger because he just had to play the fat kid role in every movie which is impossible for even the most talentless losers to fuck up completely, but now that he's too old for that there are absolutely 0 roles somebody this devoid of charisma can play, he can't even play the part of somebody you're supposed to hate because his ego is way too fragile to handle that.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:10:40 AM No.211702458
>>211702087 (OP)
Imagine being so undesirable that not even someone who is being paid to pretend like they desire you is willing to actually do it.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:11:16 AM No.211702483
>>211702087 (OP)
I hate that noone on this board actually watches films because what's especially funny about this scene is that there are 2 other moments where they do actually kiss and it's awkward and sterile but no one else has seen the film so there's no one to laugh about it with
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:11:27 AM No.211702495
>>211702379
Come on he was funny in Jump Street. He's no worse than Michael Cera or the McLovin guy but for some reason he gets the hardest time.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:11:53 AM No.211702513
This was so fucking insane. Bitch it's a movie kiss him or get recast
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:12:41 AM No.211702551
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>>211702495
Sup Jonah
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:12:48 AM No.211702555
>>211702483
who would ever even watch this movie?
I'd rather keep watching an endless loop of hell's kitchen on youtube like I am right now
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:13:45 AM No.211702584
>>211702087 (OP)
>recast the actress
Couldn't do that during that specific time. "Racism" was on the tip of everyone's tongue. I think trying to avoid racism was why they left it in the script, but they underestimated how willing any single human would be to kiss Jonah Hill on the mouth regardless of the money involved.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:14:57 AM No.211702624
>>211702379
This and hardball are the only two decent mature performances i've seen him do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYWrgLTNKP4
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:16:47 AM No.211702696
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>>211702148
why are black actors so uppity?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:28:31 AM No.211703157
>>211702551
In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.

We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.

Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occurred to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realizes his mistake.

I think that Jonah experienced a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jonah's journey out of incelhood is almost complete. He is strutting his stuff, a nonchalant devil-may-care expression on his face, his enormous gut carefully disguised by hip designer clothing. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.

>Pop!

In a second, the follies of men are undone as Jonah's drink leaps to its death leaving only a plastic lid where his cup used to be. In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jonah is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:32:46 AM No.211703392
>>211702483
The why the fake kiss if they have actually kissed?

WTF

That just creates MORE questions
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:33:28 AM No.211703419
>>211702148
>You may think this was Jonah being racist and not wanting to kiss an n-word
Absolutely no one though this was at his request
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:33:30 AM No.211703424
>>211702696
Wesley Snipes was right to protest this movie
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:36:10 AM No.211703540
>>211702202
why? what did he do?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:38:58 AM No.211703679
>>211702555
i watched it to laugh at jonah hill and alleged cgi kissing incident. If they used that to get word of mouth out they did a good job
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:41:56 AM No.211703800
>>211703392
The fake kiss in op is the end of the film, the big climax after all the drama is fixed and they get married.
The other 2 happen just in the day-to-day life of their relationship. Which is another reason why they're quite funny. The film follows their entire relationship but the 2 other kisses are a quick peck in a bathroom as they're getting ready for something, and another quick peck when they're in bed and supposedly just had sex (or something, it's been a few years since I saw it).
My guess is that the previous 2 were so aromantic that by the time it got to this scene it was too awkward but the scene called for a big romantic kiss so they came up with this.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:57:05 AM No.211704537
>>211702584
You wouldn't kiss Jonah hill for $100,000 or whatever they paid that sheboon for?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:00:12 AM No.211704686
>>211702379
I find Seth Rogan way more unlikable and despicable. Hill is a Oscar winner in comparison to that lame pothead retard loser
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:06:54 AM No.211704994
>>211704537
Not if all more future in Hollywood would be tied to it publicly no. There is a reason all those bitches didn't fuck Harvey Weinstein on film, you need plausible deniability!
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:08:34 AM No.211705067
>>211702696
Are you saying you’d kiss Johan Hill?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:11:31 AM No.211705203
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:12:38 AM No.211705259
>>211704686
Is there any movie where seth rogan is not the
>weed smoking super quirky dumb guy hahahaha
I really can‘t remember any role where he wasnt this
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:13:12 AM No.211705294
>>211702087 (OP)
can you imagine the outrage if someone like Mark Wahlberg played a role that called for a gay kiss but refused to kiss another guy?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:15:07 AM No.211705391
>>211705294
how often do you think about gay kisses?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:23:45 AM No.211705847
>>211705259
Quite a few. Dumb Money springs to mind.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:26:20 AM No.211705997
>>211702087 (OP)
all threads regarding jonah are advertisements

this was intentionally bad as a marketing gimmick for a c movie nobody was going to watch anyway
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:32:42 AM No.211706302
>>211704537
for women being romantically linked with ick men is worse than death
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:33:31 AM No.211706331
>>211705997
Delusional. Sounds like you need to eat fresh™
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:33:44 AM No.211706341
>>211705997
Wow I bet they got a couple of dozen views from that
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:47:33 AM No.211707060
>>211705997
This sounds like bullshit, but I am suddenly hungry for a Baconator combo with Pepsi Blue!
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:48:58 AM No.211707133
>>211702379
i liked him as that fat freak in wolf of wall street
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:51:41 AM No.211707291
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laurenlondon
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>>211702087 (OP)
>zero upcoming projects
I wonder why
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:54:18 AM No.211707409
>>211702087 (OP)
Its acting all the way up until the nut. When someone nuts it becomes real and they can get in trouble with their spouses.
Otherwise. Just doing their jobs
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:54:41 AM No.211707429
>>211707291
>You People
What do they mean by "You People"? Also, are you implying that she touched the third rail in hollywood and insulted a Jewish person so now she is blackballed? That is pretty antisemitic anon!
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:54:57 AM No.211707439
>>211702495
He's just a meme and it's funny to see him struggle with his identity. honestly he's had more success than either as an adult actor. He was good in WoW.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:58:04 AM No.211707579
>>211702202
His entire life is one big humiliation ritual.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:31:32 AM No.211709107
>>211702696
Why would a black woman wanna kiss a white man?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:35:21 AM No.211709297
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>>211709107
Because they love white men
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:37:06 AM No.211709397
>>211709297
That's a Black girl who wants to be White, there's a big difference.
The hair, the facial plastic surgery, that's not a real Black woman. Ain't no one want that.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:37:27 AM No.211709420
>>211709107
Idk ask all the black women I've fucked
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:37:55 AM No.211709447
>>211709420
LARP.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:40:12 AM No.211709539
>>211709397
>white dude be like "lemme tell you why you're ain't black"
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:40:15 AM No.211709540
>>211703392
OP is one of the last scenes they filmed apparently, the actress definitely had the ick... she says so in an interview about it. You can just google Jonah Hill CGI kiss and the interview comes up
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:41:13 AM No.211709576
>>211709397
>white dude be like "lemme tell you why you ain't black"
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:42:42 AM No.211709637
>>211709539
>>211709576
You already showed a lack of mastery of ebonics.
Thanks for outing yourself as a wh*tecel fantasizing about fake Black women.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:44:00 AM No.211709696
>>211702495
>>211704686
Yes, they're all terrible, but they're all better at maintaining their composure and dignity under scrutiny. Jonah just oozes insecurity on top of it all, which only makes it worse for him.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:51:29 AM No.211710017
>>211709637
>>211709576
gentlemen you're squabbling about this like dogs over meat
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:52:37 AM No.211710053
>>211704686
rogan is so vile im surprised he made it into movies