Rape

and they say a bald chef can take more dicks

Anyone still watch his channel? Weird how often he jokes about cocks now. In his Buckees episode and his hot dog review episode there was non stop cock jokes.

>Babish enters the nastiest state ran asylum his wife dumped him at - can't spend any money on private when she has a shopping month at Milan and Paris coming up. Such a strong independent queen.
>Dr. Greenblatt approaches
>"Oh my science, I’m just so heckin depressed and anxious that I’m literally going insane. SAVE ME SCIENCE MAN!!"
>Greenblatt gives Babish a look of mingled revulsion and confusion and beckons the orderlies Santos and Ferros the come over
>"Oh bless you science, heckin valid POC bodies and talents to take care of me!!" Babish exclaims. Santos and Ferros give him the stink eye
>Babish is wheeled at break neck speed in a stray jacket and wheelchair to the only available room
>"Oh science, this is just like my heckin movies! This is just like one flew over the cuckoo's nest! Oh, valid POCs, I know this is just for show but science bless you!!!"
>They dump him into a dingy damp room and lock the door. As Babish comes to his senses he notices Crazy Carl and Big Buck standing over him; his new roommates
>"Ayoo, this lil bitch seems mighty fiiiiine to me. Shieeeeet" says Big Buck. Crazy Carl begins cackling like the madman he is and always will be.
>"Oh, hello fellow cis white man and valid BIPOC. It’s ok for men to cry and show their emotions and go to therapy so I needed to check myself into a here to NORMALIZE THERAPY TO THE CHUDS and-- oh god wait what are these poor oppressed mentally ill individuals doing to me --NOOOOOOOOOO STOP GAPING ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT STICK YOUR PENIS INSIDE OF MY ASSHOLE AND HUMP ME AGAINST MY WILL UNTIL YOU CUM INSIDE MY ANUS I JUST WANTED ANTI DEPRESSANTS AND THERAPY AND SYMPATHY FOR ATTENTION NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>211708164 (OP)
Him being raped was a Rick and Morty reference

>>211708164 (OP)
Who says that? Who is "they"?

>Greenblatt comes to check in on babish
>he hears muffled screams
>Carl is balls deep in Babish's asshole, and Big Buck has his BBC in Babish's mouth
>the tears are mingling with the cum dripping out of the sides of his mouth
>they notice the doctor pull out, with Carl cackling insanely
>"Not again!" Greenblatt groans as he scolds Carl and Buck
>a tsunamic of well seasoned negro cum gushes forth from Babish's maw
>in Greenblatt's office, he offers to have Babish transferred on account of being constantly raped by his roomates
>"OH MY SCIENCE NOOOOOO!! Babish screams "IF I DO THAT I AM NO BETTER THAN THE HOMOPHOBIC CHUDS! I JUST NEED TO RECONCILE MY STRAIGHT CISHET PRIVILEGE!!!"
>Greenblatt contacts the wife about a room transfer as his medical proxy
>"Will it cost me anything"
>"Uh n-"
>"Keep him in the room"
>"BLAAARRRGGGHHHHHH SCIENCE SAVE ME-- NO BABISH STOP BEING A HECKIN HOMOPHOBIC CHUUUUUDDD!! AAAAAAAA" Babish screams that night when raped again
>as the rapists sleep Babish, now incontinent due to torn anal walls, begins shitting freely and sculping his shit into the likeness of Einstein, Oppenheimer, and other scientists before praying
>"Science preserve me" he quivers
>the shit sculpting is used as a pretext for him to be kept even longer
>the rapes continue unabated
>Mrs. Babish had a very nice holiday in Milan and Paris btw and eventually saved Babish to make more videos when the funds began to run dry; her face was exactly like pic rel when he exclaimed "OH MY SCIENCE THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME MY BEAUTIFUL QUEEN!!!"
>"What a faggot" Santos says to Ferros on their cigarette break as they watch Babish and the wife leave the asylum premises

Making the gay man on man rape from Shawshank redemption

>>211708164 (OP)
>What are you?
>A raped sandwich Chef

>>211708164 (OP)
Babish was raped in the ice cold winter of '22

>>211708434
Chuds are obsessed with fucking black men

>>211708691
>he doesn't see reverse buck breaking as restorative justice
wow you're such a racist chud, anon

>>211708434
>>211708561
Wife dumping rich husband in an asylum under a flimsy pretext to live it up as he's raped, abused, etc. but toughens up before escaping and getting revenge on the gold digging evil whore is an alright set up for a movie

Those mental hospitals are not places of healing. They're makeshift jails. There's crazies that police want off the streets, but they can't technically be charged with a crime. But under rules like "The Baker Act", the crazies can be arrested the dumped into mental hospitals.

And Babish voluntarily admitted himself to one of those hospitals? WTF?

>>211708434
>>211708561
more

>>211709992
>a few months after returning home
>"OH MY SCIENCE NOOOOOO!"
>the wife, followed by her "college friend" Chadwick Braderton emerge from the bedroom all sweaty
>"UGH, what is it NOW Babish?" the wife asks with a scowl; she has ceased to call him Andrew, reasoning that's a name for a real man
>"MY FATHER JUST DIED! Nooooo!"
>the wife looks at him like rel
>"Oh my, science protect him! I-I just have to go to Rochester over the weekend for the funeral"
>"Yeah, whate-- wait. This weekend is supposed to be your Super Mario Bros food special, we're predicted to rake in huge numbers, BABISH, and I have a spa trip to Italy planned"
>"b-but my father..." he cries
>"Allow me, babe" says Chadwick
>"Hi, Andy. Don't you think you're being selfish, huh? I mean, she's a woman in Trump's America!"
>"Oh my science, yes! IT'S JUST LIKE THE HANDMAIDEN'S TALE!!!"
>"...Yea... and you're a privileged straight white male, and so was your dad. You're going to selfishly turn your back on an oppressed woman for the sake of a privileged cishet male? Are you?"
>"OH MY SCIEEEEENCE NOOOOOOO! I am so sorry my Queen! I will stay this weekend and work hard!!"
>"Yea whatever" the wife says lighting up a cigar. "Remember to sign the papers giving me control of 90% of your present and future assets, okay?"
>"Yes my Queen!" shrieks Babish earnestly, bending at the knees slightly as way of a bow
>the wife and Chadwick return to the bedroom, moans are heard
>"Oh my science" gasps Babish "That sounds like such an intense game of uno!"

>>211710243
kek, fucking hell

Question about gay anal rape:
Gay sex typically has the bottom have an enema to get all the shit out of his ass.
So in the event of a rape, since the rapee hasn't had an enema, the rapist is definitely plunging his dick into a bunch of shit right?
How is this worth it?

>>211709746
Apparently the workers abuse the patients more often than you'd think too. Evil places.

>>211708164 (OP)
Babish is what he eats, a fucking dickhead.

I liked the early days when he would show his mistakes and admit he didn't know what the fuck he was doing a lot of the time.

>>211708193
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wuRGI-Ba8cU&pp=ygUjYW5hbCBjdW50IHlvdSB3ZXJlIHRvbyB1Z2x5IHRvIHJhcGU%3D

>>211708164 (OP)

>>211714890
It's an old Italian tradition to have your nails painted while making pesto. Didn't you know?

>>211714890
WTF

>PREVIOUSLY ON: THE BABISH CULINARY UNIVERSE™

>>211714890
the indians on 4chan replying to your post don't know about tranette no passto

>>211714890
I would never let a fag prepare a meal for me. When you chronically shove your fingers into assholes, you get a huge buildup of bacteria and shit particles under your fingernails. Even washing your hands won't get rid of it. Fags should be banned from cooking like they're banned from donating blood.

>>211715088
SUCK IT!

>>211708164 (OP)
Bumming with Babish

>>211715447
Cumming in Babish

>>211714890
>Tranette no Passto
LOL can't make this up

>>211714890
>the number of youtube comments saying a grown man painting his nails is normal
Wtf is wrong with these people?

>>211708164 (OP)
>>211708584
>>211711425
>>211714890

QRD?

I'm not gay but these threads make me think: I wonder how easy it would be to download grindr and find a bald Babish-like guy who I could fuck raw. Not that I want to, but I just think of how promiscuous and sex-addicted gay guys are. I bet I could be blowing a huge load inside a bald faggot ass within the hour if I really wanted to.

>>211715209
I finger my girlfriend's ass all the time. Let me make you a meal someday

>>211715813
Babish was having meth psychosis, checked himself into a mental hospital, got raped and gaped by a black schizo in the looney bin, and then his wife divorced him

>>211715904
The permeation of sodomy culture has even made some heterosexual couples disgusting and unclean. Sad.

>>211715912
Why is it always the most basedboy looking mf'ers that get into crazy shit like this?

>>211715912
hehhaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>211708434
yeah ok well but we do need to normalise therapy to the fucking chuds though

>>211708434
>>211708561
>>211710243

>>211708164 (OP)
How did he go from making food from kids' cartoons to blowing off methheads in an asylum?

>>211708164 (OP)
*gets raped in mental hospital while coming off coke/meth psychosis*

Babish bussy got busted. Crusty.