He's watching over all of us. Even now, I feel his presence in every subway location, he blesses all our sandwiches, may he be our communion.

>>211712780 (OP)
He's still looking for ass

STILL LOOKIN' GOOD

>>211712780 (OP)
Remember that Jarad did one of those 'Talking head" conedy shows for VH1 and cracking jokes about the pedos on "To Catch a Predator"

>>211712780 (OP)
Theres a little bit of jared inside all of us.

Rectally, of course

>>211712780 (OP)
Subway tasted better when he was around. They should bring him back.

>Jarad must be eating those foot longs in prison

>>211713588
kek how did that topic even come up?

>>211713973
Prepping for the Biden biopic

>>211713588
is that john franz

>>211714223
>Has been method acting his entire life, even in prison
A weapon to surpass Jared Leto.

>>211713973
Honestly, what is your excuse for not losing weight. If this freak can do it, so can you anon.

>>211714177
It was one of those shows where they make jokes about pop culture of that year and 2005 is when TCAP was in its prime.

>>211712780 (OP)
The whole ad campaign was so bizarre. Like even if he did lose the weight eating their sandwiches why make this fugly skinny fat jewish guy the superstar of your fast food franchise and low level celebrity?

I pray to jared every day that they bring back the kino wallpaper they used to have.

>>211714697
Subway: hey lose some weight and we'll give you millions & millions of dollars, plus free sandwiches. Just have to promote our healthy fresh ingredients, then claim they're the singular cause of your newly attained image.
>Okay!
Some asshole on the internet: Lose weight, you get nothing.
>Nah

Talk about a hole in one

>>211715098
Whatever you say you fatso

>>211715180
I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs..

>>211715098
Getting from fat down to mildly chubby is as simple as not eating garbage. From there it actually requires a challenging calorie deficit and/or significant exercise.

>>211712780 (OP)
>Release date March 24, 2029
Only 3 years and 9 months.
What’s next for him?

>>211715220
Well he didn't didn't slim down by selecting a diet of subway sandwiches alone

Seinfeld had a funny bit once talking about what kind of a disgusting slob you'd have to be to lose weight on the all hoagie diet.

>>211712780 (OP)
>have 9 tetrabytes of child porn that could only be accumulated through a global child porn ring

>no arrest further have been made
and people think the German Pedo Farmer isn't real.

>>211715066
My local Subway refurbished and got rid of this aesthetic only six months ago. The free refill machine went with it. Feels very bad, man.

>Fogle lost a significant amount of weight by switching to a diet primarily consisting of Subway sandwiches, specifically a 6-inch turkey sub (with no mayo, cheese or oil) and a 12-inch veggie sub. He also included baked chips and diet soda, totaling around 2,000 calories per day.
Has anyone tried this? He says he lost about 90 pounds in 3 months alone, over 200 first year.

>>211715964
He also had aides

The footlong lover

>>211715339
Amazingly, it's on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwWhazr6o_w

Mm, that's what I call a hole-in-one .

>>211713777
absolute jackpot digit truth
kek

My name is Jared and I worked at a Burger King when Subway Jared was at his peak. You’d never guess how many customers informed that I was working at the wrong establishment.
I go to sleep every night cursing the name Subway Jared.

>>211714697
nigga literally jacks off to child porn. His body and my body are not the same thing

>>211712826
Jared has been consistent throughout his entire life. Jared was always about trying to get into smaller pants.

>>211715964
Surely what they don't tell you about these "diets" is that they are compounded with rigorous exercise routines. I doubt just eating subway is going to lose you 200 pounds

what the fuck happened to quiznos
it was much better

>>211714942
Early life.

>>211715964
In other words, eating 2000 calories a day makes you lose weight.

>>211715964
>>211716511
rarely does anyone lose weight from solely exercise or solely diet.
it's usually a combination of both.

Since exercise promotes hormonal response that makes you feel less hungry.
there is a reason every obese person doesn't exercise.

>>211716594
Haha no it wasnt.

>>211716511
If you start at 400 pounds, coming down to 2000-2500 calories a day will absolutely get you down 200 pounds before hitting a new basal metabolic rate equilibrium.

I went from a 230 peak down below 190 by fixing my diet with no change in exercise.

>>211716594
*destroys ur brand*
heh...nuthin personell

>>211716746
fuck you i loved that shit

>>211716746
this was genuinely ahead of its time

>>211715964
>>211716511
The story i have heard is
>Jared had some kind of embarrassing situation with an elevator at his university.
>Either setting off the weight limit or breaking the lift as it was overloaded
>Other people were in the lift but as the fat guy in there he got blamed
>He started taking the stairs up instead of the elevator every time
>The small amount of exercise combined with eating subway and cutting back his portions caused the initial weight loss
>Still fat but he did lose a significant amount of weight from this
>Aids were brought in to help him really slim down so he would be viable for marketing

>>211715066

That just brought back long-dormant memories I didn't know I had.

>>211714697
I'm not forced to eat prison slop or workout just to survive beatings by literal Niggs.

>>211717233
niggs gonna nigg

>>211714223
You mean bidennn69?

>>211712826
>I came lookin' for bootay

>>211717233
>Middle Name S
>Hr. BRO
What?

>>211712780 (OP)
I got this guy to sign my footlong, after he was found guilty.

>>211714942
because it was a brand designed to appeal to white guys you fucking retard. Ordinary office working guys that need sandwhiches, you know regular people

>>211716430
Relax you are Burger King Jared.

>>211716949
good use of HIV

>>211716511
>>211716685
its completely wrong, changing your diet alone will make you drastically lose weight
>but why dont these fats lose weight dieting
because they are lying cheating fat fucking retards.
diet to stupid people means "i eat less and switch foods for a short period of time"
Diet to a person who isnt retard means "i change everything i eat and stick with it permanently"

>>211714223
>>211719985
incels will be crying about biden well after trump is out of office. so hilarious

>>211717233
Based Nig

>>211720358
>says man who regained the weight

>>211721558
no you dumb fat nigger, thats my point, i did not regain weight, i never had any you fat fucking retard

>>211717233
hair-brown
that middel name S is wierd, like what the fuck, its juts a letter, not a name

So what was Jared's strike range exactly?

>>211717144
kek

>On January 29, 2016, Fogle was beaten by fellow inmate Steven Nigg. As a result, he received a bloody nose, scratches to his neck, and swelling around his face, while his attacker sustained cuts and bruises in return. Nigg's brother James stated that, afterwards, Nigg felt no regret and would've done it again if given the chance.

>>211720463
>libfags pretending they didn't kept crying and seething about trump after his first term

>>211713949
They had to remove the cunny juice from sauces after he got caught.

>>211712780 (OP)
It is a FACT that Subway was better when he was their spokesperson.

>>211712780 (OP)
I have never gone back to Subway after they changed the recipe for the sweet onion teriyaki sauce.

>>211724832
Things just will never be the same

>>211723203
What can you tell me about Steven Nigg's background?

>>211715571
B^U

>>211715964
That's what was always so funny about the Subway diet. People started to just equate Subway = healthy because Jared, when in reality, Jared ate things that 99% of Subway diners would never order, so you had people who felt good about their diet because they ate at Subway, even though they were ordering shit like a footlong cold cut combo with cheese and mayo

>>211715156
kek

>>211725194
irony is eating sandwhichs makes you fat

>>211712780 (OP)
subway sucks now. they don't even stuff your sandwich till it can't close anymore.
I don't understand how it still exists. maybe it's only like this in leafland ?????

>>211712780 (OP)
UNCLE JAWED WHERE ARE YOU?!

>>211713588
Kek this aged well

>>211715066
back when the bread was edible

>>211716876
it landed perfectly with the target demo of the time

>>211714697
I'm fucking shredded already and have to eat more than I want to to keep muscle you fat beaner.

>>211728677
you dont have to eat more than you need to maintain muscle you lying fucking moron

>>211722058
>implying you don't workout at all
>implying you are completely inactive and immobile
>implying

>>211715339
>>211716237
>One jewish child molester joking about another jewish child molester

Wow, hilarious.

>>211728727
My point was that fat people like you lie and cheat so never believe any diet works.
So just to prove my point, you being a fat brained fat retard reply and probe my point and believe a diet will make you regain weight.

>>211728774
>implying i'm fat
>implying I'm not saying diet is important, just less important than exercise
>implying you aren't very upset right now which brings into question you actually being skinny to begin with
>implying

>>211721558
>>211728727
>>211728845
you'll never lose weight fatty. You are too stupid to.

>>211712780 (OP)
>almost 10 years in prison already
Fuck man time flies.

>>211728877
>implying i'm the same poster
>implying we aren't taking the piss out of you for being a faggy cunt
>implying

never trust a fatty

>>211724893
Holy shit, I just had Subway for the first time in years and ordered a sweet onion chicken teriyaki and was shocked at how bad it is now. Why couldn't you have posted this thread and made that post while I was reading this thread a week ago Anon? I also got a steak egg and cheese and a cheese steak to eat the next two days (doordash sent me a $30 coupon that had to be used on the same order for some reason so I whale ordered) and those both tasted basically the same as I remembered. The sweet onion chicken teriyaki used to be the GOAT Subway sub, I guess it cost the hebrews in charge one cent more to make they had to fuck it up.

>>211725688
Nope, shit sucks in the US too. They sold all of the franchises to third worlders that scrimp and save every penny they can to send back to shitonstreetsylvaniaistan or wherever they are originally from and put the absolute least amount of everything on the sub if you aren't watching them. God forbid you have it delivered, you're lucky to get half your order and have that half be close to edible.

>>211728725
Yes you do you fucking retarded no lifting lying fat third world nigger. Do you think muscle comes from thin air when you have little fat left to burn? Do you know what protein is? Do you know what a calorie deficit is? Go be fat and retarded on another planet you sloppy brown subhuman you sicken me.

>>211729201
no you don't you lying retard. To maintain muscle you have to eat hardly anything

>>211728990
you're fucking retarded and will never get better if your response to sage advice is to just troll calling the person who gave it to you fat.
You encapsulate the brain power of fat autistic retards on here.

>>211728725
Want and need are two different words but you're still wrong you gelatinous fuck. Post body and I'll do the same, I dare you.

>>211724832
>>211725015
https://youtu.be/f2_iosTei74

Changes by Tupac but sang by AI Jared

>>211729290
You sure sound mad for someone who is supposedly skinny.

>>211729265
Is this really what the third world is sending? This is the best they have? A fat brown retard that doesn't know how calories or trying to keep muscle as a non-sedentary human blob works? Really?

>>211725099

>>211729265
Tell me you've never bulked and cut without telling me my guy

>>211728990
>friereddit

>>211729370
>Implying skinny people wouldn't be the maddest

>>211729485
>implying you're responding to someone who is mad or happy
>implying you're responding to anyone who is even real

>>211716430
shouldn't you have worked at subway instead, jared?

Anyone else like the "meatball" marinara sub? I know it's not meat and is probably made from insect scrotums but it's tasty and I can get a footlong and whale out for $8.

>>211729571
I like it too and it goes amazing with the crispy onions (not sure if you have it, but it really completes it when I used to have to put chips in it)

>>211729682
Never tried it with those, I will next time I'm whaling.

>>211715066
they dont still look like that inside? damn i guess it really has been a long ass time since i been to a Subway

>>211720463
You will never have sex.

Shit, I forgot I was playing that South Park game where he's one of the villains from before the show turned into absolute garbage. Cheers OP.

>>211712780 (OP)
>>211712826
>>211713502
Why do all pedos look the same?