>pops your corn
>steals your girl
hehe nothing personal kid

>>211713776 (OP)
Bet he fucks harder than the planes that hit the twin towers.

>>211713776 (OP)
Our newest Popcorn Artist? Oh my, yes, he's quite the talent. You did tip him, correct? He works mostly on commission, you see...

Watching an episode of mythbusters about popcorn lol

Fat people gross me out

Do you think he practiced this for a long time or that he’s naturally talented at this?

>>211715628
The only real skill is the part where he spins it on the finger, but the rest is legit tossing a box filled with popcorn in an 180° fashion

>>211713776 (OP)
I want to fuck those titties

He started a GoFundMe for his blind dad's cataract surgery that made very little. Internet fame didn't seem to help him very much. Maybe you'd prefer to donate to that mom who said the n word in the playground.

>>211715881
i wouldn't donate to either of them but my thoughts and prayers are with both though my thoughts about the mom are tinged by lust

Trailerpark excellence.

>>211713776 (OP)
USAtards are even worst than indians.

>>211714494
fucking same, i try to avoid them when im in public but its impossible
same with old people and blacks

>>211714127
Robert you know I dont eat popcorn, now bring me my crablegs my good man.

>>211714494
>>211716168
skinnies like you piss me off.
i'd fucking beat your asses irl

>>211715881
>>211715973
I think one or both was kicked off GoFundMe and went to a different crowdfunding website, but it was an interesting societal snapshot that it was pretty much the same week that a huge fundraising went for the legal fund for a black kid who stabbed a white boy to death as well as a white woman who called a black kid a nigger. I don't know what to make if it, but it was probably over a million dollars between them.

>>211713776 (OP)
is that butter

>>211716229
pls dont eat me bro i take back what i said

>>211713776 (OP)
I'm fat and I wish I could get a job that I don't have to stand up for, but I'm too tired and lazy to apply for another job unless somehow forced to

>>211716229
dat right my larda
bix nood we gun beat skinny ass an fuck his girl inshallah dat what it be
sybau skinny

>>211716229
Please fucking try jumbo, you'll get a heart attack before you do anything

>>211716308
You should be a security guard, they just sit on their asses all day doing nothing
It's a perfect position for fatties and old geezers

>>211716462
I have applied a few times (I work overnights anyways) but never heard back
Some positions seem to require some sort of law enforcement training
It seems great because I wouldn't have to talk to anyone which is why I quit my work from home call center job, I had to constantly be taking calls.with no break in between. Just sitting around watching cameras and walking around the facility every hour sounds great and in the unlikely event I die it's no big deal, I don't keep in touch with my surviving family anyways. I just need to actually find a job in that. Preferably one without a camera in the security room/doesn't care if I bring my laptop or a book.

>>211716373
You wanna read some weird inexplicable shit?
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/17904457/

I would hate to be a doctor it's just retard world 24/7

>>211716188
*sigh* Right away, sir...

>>211713776 (OP)
imagine getting paid minimum wage and doing anything more than the absolute bare minimum. truly cucked mindset

>>211713776 (OP)
Hmmm I wonder what this reminds me of

>>211718288
>STOP
>WAGIE TIME!

>>211713936
He looks like he fucks like an Abrams tank

>>211717846
He's having a better time than you so who's the real cuck?

>>211718288
I hate working wage jobs

>>211718466
The sonic boom of his nut in women.

>>211713936
>>211718466
>>211718481
>>211718532
Why are you simping for a fat fuck that's acting like a clown at his wagie job?

>>211718591
Living his best life.

>>211715628
there's no effort to what he's doing

>>211713776 (OP)
POPS YOUR GIRL STEALS YOUR CORN

>>211718662
I'll be living my best life when I rail your mother and you shall give me praise.

>>211716229
As long as you don't sit on me, I'll take my chances, fatso

>>211713776 (OP)
Can he do anything else?
I never got the hype, this just seems mundane.

>>211718918
My mom has been single for a few years. If you could help her find happiness then i would give you praise. She deserves to be happy in life.

Fat faggot. Then he shits and gets it all over the popcorn.

>im putting together a team

>>211715881
I know you're used to reddit but you can say the nigger word here

>>211716296
I remember I took a gay film class in college where I had to analyze racial bullshit in an essay, and I analyzed Hanzee from Fargo Season 2, and I mentioned a moment where some people make fun of him for crying, clearly based on the PSA that gif is from, which was very famous, and my supposedly uber-racially-and-culturally-educated professor literally didn't believe that the PSA was real and deducted a third of a letter grade for that.

>>211713776 (OP)
Get on my level diabeetus

YOU'VE DONE IT NOW

>>211719347
What's a gay film class like?

>>211719347
would have taken that straight to your counselor or the dean

>>211719443
That anecdote explains like 70% of it, but the rest was ass-grabbing and nigger anus tonguing

>>211713776 (OP)
>>211718288
>>211719357
Jesus Christ....
What incentive do these people have to make them act like this at a job that pays them less than dog shit, I'm not trying to knock these people down or anything I just think it's bewildering.

>>211719357
>The fucking head jittering
Kills me every time

>>211719569
i would do anything to have a job where i was happy enough with it to act like a total retard and have fun, i don't even need to be paid very well

>>211713776 (OP)
Isn't he dead?

>>211719569
Trying to make viral clips for teh interwebz

>>211719357
I love how you can see the father chuckling out of embarrassment

>>211719691
You should be a janitor here:)

>>211716229
>skinnies

>>211719569
I make a fuckton of money at my remote job and while being rich makes me ecstatic I could never bring myself to act like a buffoon on the clock.

>>211719890
whoa, whoa, i said i don't need to be paid very well, with those kinds of checks coming in i'd lose my head to the money. it'd change me

>>211719357
He took a full 30 seconds to remove rubbish from a table and then accomplish nothing else. There's no way that table is free from germs after that half assed slap with the cloth lol

>>211713776 (OP)
He's spilling so much corn doing that twirling, the ground must be covered in it.

>>211719691
I guarantee you these people are not happy. Happy people don't do this.

>>211713776 (OP)
do you think fatty had a meltdown from having to clean up chicken jockies.

>>211719357
>those people walking by feeling the cringe
Fucking hell lol

>>211720060
yeaahhh i kinda doubt popcorn pig and the wiggler are on the top of their game exactly but i do love joking and getting retarded at work is fun when you've been there long enough to be friendly with not just the coworkers but the regular customers too

>>211716955
>some positions seem to require some sort of law enforcement training

What kind of horseshit is this? Most department stores have a policy for security guards they hire not to pursue shoplifters let alone touch anybody why would you need law enforcement training just to observe and report??

That's just retarded.

>>211719357
he has an indian soul

>>211713936
So... not at all?

>>211720280
These guys are not being retarded at work, they're trying to show off a useless skill as if that's their passion in life. Being "the popcorn twirling guy" or "table cleaning guy" is not cool and a sign of resignation from pursuing anything significant in their lives.

>>211719067
its probably a good idea you never get married

Is this the thread?

>>211720854
Because i want my mom to be happy?
You need to explain.
Do you want your mom miserable? Is that what you want in life for those you care about?
Thats not good anon.

>>211717846
>>211718591
What benefit do you derive from making sure you do nothing but the absolute bare minimum at work?
Nigger mindset, simply put.

>>211720445
Oh I was applying for more warehouse stuff, maybe it's different, it would be a gun carrying position
That's just what was available
I have a handgun but no formal training

>>211719357
Since when was Michael J. Fox a busboy?

>>211721465
You're correct, we all need to be like this man
>>211721308

Why does dabbing on wagecucks feel so cathartic?

>>211721808
As a wage cuck, from the outside looking in, its because you can tell these people haven't accepted the futility of their own existence yet. They're still too bright eyed and bushy tailed. I warn people at my job to leave before they become me, to go do something more valuable with their lives and forget about trying to make a difference or climb this sort of ladder for peanuts. Nobody is throwing the peanuts at you because they value your work. They do it because they need slaves and entertainment.

wageslavery aint worth it in the modern world, too demanding, to many hurdles to get into, doesnt pay the bills

>>211721808
I used to despise neets
Now I want to be one

Reminder that this guy legitimately died this year