Harry Potter - /tv/ (#211718673) [Archived: 1217 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:04:16 AM No.211718673
VoldemortQuirell
VoldemortQuirell
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If Voldemort sucked your dick would it
>A: Poke Quirrel's brain
>B: Come out Quirrrels mouth
>C: Go down Quirrels throat
How would this affect the lore???
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:05:05 AM No.211718704
>>211718673 (OP)
grow up
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:10:36 AM No.211718932
>>211718704
Sounds like someone didn't get invited to dark arts afterclass
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:23:37 AM No.211719455
>>211718673 (OP)
I think it's more like a skin graft where Voldemort's throat doesn't really go anywhere
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:29:44 AM No.211719674
>>211719455
How does he eat or speak if his mouth ends in a fleshwall?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:31:02 AM No.211719731
>>211719455
Correct. The cum would just pool on the back of his throat and run down his chin and there's nothing he can do about it. If quirrel wasn't such a cuck he would have cast rubberify on Voldy's teeth and made him serve reparations to the wizard world
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:35:03 AM No.211719883
>>211719674
He only drinks unicorn blood and he sounds like shit, so it's probably low vibrations from taking over Quirrel's vocal chords. When he eats I'd imagine he's either absorbing the energy from it, or their heads 180 and he has full possession under specific circumstances. But since that doesn't happen in the last scene, I'd shoot for the energy vampire.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:43:14 AM No.211720150
>>211718673 (OP)
If he fucks whose kid is it? Who pays child support?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:45:51 AM No.211720253
>>211720150
Trick question, Quirrel is a eunuch
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:48:13 AM No.211720351
>>211720253
So clearly Voldemort's sperm takes over.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:57:47 AM No.211720722
Bro you can assfuck him and makeout at the same time
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 7:04:36 AM No.211720989
>>211720722
WTF lmao
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 7:08:24 AM No.211721127
>>211720351
He doesn't get a dick until cloning harry in a cauldron. He was a homunculus spirit entity before that. Voldyquirrel is a cannon sub
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 7:27:30 AM No.211721934
>>211719455
>>211719731
These both sound like option A
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:05:06 AM No.211723428
>>211721934
Do you think they share a brain or does Voldemort have a half sized brain??
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:02:15 AM No.211725385
>>211718673 (OP)
Kek
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:42:09 AM No.211728243
Voldesplort
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:10:34 AM No.211729009
>>211718673 (OP)
Voldemort absorbs the cum through magic like a succubus
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:12:00 AM No.211729043
>>211729009
Okay but through which end?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:12:33 AM No.211729053
>>211718704
go down
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:19:52 AM No.211729224
>>211729043
it seems I misunderstood the original question
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:43:22 AM No.211729758
Harry Potter has TARDIS magic where things are bigger on the inside than the outside so Voldemort would just deepthroat the whole thing.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:46:51 AM No.211729838
>>211729758
>things are bigger on the inside than the outside
this is also why sex with loli hermione is very disappointing
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:57:30 AM No.211730074
>>211718704
Faggot
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:05:48 PM No.211730252
1692174104734825
1692174104734825
md5: 0d491edb19652dd26facfe1e1f492d83🔍
>>211718673 (OP)
Yours wouldn't go past his tonsils lmao rekt