>Turn on MTV in 1999
YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY

>>211719478 (OP)
I need me som shakira baby

>>211719478 (OP)
we should have listened to her, she was not kidding around

>>211719478 (OP)
SHE DRIVES ME CRAZY

it was my first introduction to 'barely legal'

BUT WHEN THE NIGHT IS FALLLLLIN
YOU CANNOT FIND THE LIGHT
LIGHT
YOU FEEL YOUR DREAMS ARE DYIN
HOLD TIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTT

>>211719662
god...what an absolute fucking timeless banger

>>211719884
I do love that one of the most timeless and beautiful songs from the 90s ends with him threatening to kick marilyn manson's ass for absolutely no reason

I heard this song as I was leaving the store the other day and it was like a gut punch. Had been forever since I'd thought of it and instantly brought so much back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl-JGJp-_CM&list=RDgl-JGJp-_CM&start_radio=1

Toxic was catchy, the end.

>>211720043
unironically like this song way more than semi-charmed life, jumper, or any of the other hits

>>211719478 (OP)
Why did I find her hot when I was a kid but not anymore
same with Paris Hilton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAxPLSvvbXY

>>211719543
LIKE NO ONE ELSE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_HA5Czhtx4

I heard this shit at the supermarket the other day and was singing along like a faggot. I miss lesbian-coded Lilith Fair feminist rock

>>211719656
>madcow posting
Why though?

for me? it's nookie and the bum bum song. 1999 TRL was so litty

WHERE'D YOU LEARN HOW TO STEER?
YOU DO 80 IN SECOND GEAR
WHEN YOU DRIVE, I CAN'T RELAX
GOT YOUR LICENSE FROM CRACKER JACKS
YOU JUST HIT ANOTHER TREE
THESE FENDER BENDERS ARE KILLIN' ME

>>211720313
Annie Clark took up the reins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
Why would someone choose mom over Stacy?

>>211720391
Method man Fred durst were MTV stars before nookie.

>I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
>I want a girl who knows what's best
>I want a girl with shoes that cut
>and eyes that burn like cigarettes
>I want a girl with the right allocations
>Who's fast, and thorough and sharp as a tack
>She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting her hair up
>She's touring the facility and picking up slack
>I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooooong jacket

>>211720305
OOH OOH

>>211719662
Wake up kids, you got the dreamers disease. Age fourteen and they got you down on your knees. PAUSE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZrzOZaI7UE
>consistently releases catchier songs than Ricky Martin in your path
>locks down Anna Kournikova in her prime and is still with her
based enrique

>>211720356
>>211720527
>>211720594

Notice how the only male protagonists are men of color. This subtlety slips by the 1999 viewer as they are allowed to indulge in viewing 'barely legal' aged female dancers who are meant to depict underage high school girls dancing erotically with midriff shirts. It slipped by because it was gradual.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4

>>211720654
He was hotter than Ricky ever was too

>>211720243
paris hilton looks hotter now than she did before imo

>>211719543
he's a FINE young cannibal

>>211719478 (OP)
>Turn on MTV in 1989
>SHE DRIVES ME CRAZY

no different

The Pepsi commercials were cheesecake kino. They transport me like the coca cola Polar bears.

>11 PM
>commercial break
>kettle drums start

>>211720594
If only they'd drop the political shitposting and actually release a new album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W2jONIjrM0
BABY WHEN YOU'RE GONE
I REALISE I'M IN LOVE

Fired up music cd is a treasure trove of great songs. Some songs I know know because of the few seconds they played.

>>211720691
for sure dude is fucking gorgeous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koJlIGDImiU
I forgot about this kino where he gets beat up by Mickey Rourke for stealing Jennifer Love Hewitt away from him, pure early 00s kino

Remember this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KT-r2vHeMM

>>211720919
Sorry wrong Adams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCeOnCPeVMc

>Early 2000's MTV
>Daria
>Jackass
>The Osbournes
>Chapelle's Show
>Drawn Together
>South Park and Spongebob reruns

MTV was absolute kino.

free brittany

>>211719510
Shakira wouldn’t even be on there. Not for a couple more years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI_SBAkdKzc
always found this one to be very calming

>>211721147
Daria sucked compared to B&B

>>211719478 (OP)
>Turn on MTV in 2025
>See that she has indeed been driven crazy

>>211721273
Young Shakira was super hot.

>>211721359
She's not fat so already hotter than 95% of girls her age

Hey man, nice shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9mJ82x_l-E

>>211720623
PEOPLE SAY... I'M OBSESSED

I WAS LYING ON THE GRASS
OF SUNDAY MORNING
OF LAST WEEK

>>211721473
I wasn't implying anything about how she looks, I think she's hot.

>>211721147
Daria was just some autistic bitch who thought she was better than everyone else for 22 min. It was kind of Kino though.

>>211721683
I miss the 90s, even the late 90s were infinitely better than the recycled shit we've been force-fed for the last 25 years

>Something wacky happens in a teen comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoC3PUBmhFs&list=RDJoC3PUBmhFs&start_radio=1

>>211719543
HOO HOO

>>211720691
Yeah but ricky was a massive faggot.
So enrique was never going to be as popular in hollywood.

>>211720792
No..no...let's not get the cool black guy with actual geek cred. Let's get the black actor that's so zesty that elton john, fresh from sucking 6 dicks, would call him a flaming faggot.

>>211719478 (OP)
TOOORRRRNNNN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak-vg0CJEDw

I’d do anything for love was the best 90s song

>>211724224
Yes, rip meatloaf

>>211721147
Does anyone remember Bam's show? It was alright. I miss Gnarkill.

>>211724252
He had a funny horror musical that surprisingly didn't hit big.

Always had a thing for Michelle Branch and I have no idea why

>>211724114
we have to go back

>>211724402
I WANTED TO BE LIKE YOU
I WANTED EVERYTHING
SO I TRIED TO BE LIKE YOU
AND I GOT SWEPT AWAY
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT IT WAS SO COLD
AND YOU NEEDED SOMEONE TO SHOW YOU THE WAY
SO I TOOK YOUR HAND AND WE FIGURED OUT THAT WHEN THE TIDE COMES I'D TAKE YOU AWAY

>>211724774
Did she know how sexy she was?

>>211724932
Yes

>>211724932
Yes, she definitely did

I JUST CANT GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD

>>211724968
>>211724939

She was so next level. Omg. I still think about her.

>>211721359
>proves she's well enough for her conservatorship to end
>does weird shit with knives on social media

>>211724997
What hit song of Danni compares?

>>211725096
>danni
>hit song
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkVsJGl5d6E
Loved Britney and prime Jessica Simpson was a babe but this was my girlfriend right here

>>211720527
This always struck me as odd. I was about 13 or 14 when this video came out, and was acutely aware that walled hags weren't half as cute as girls my age.

>>211721473
>>211721935
I would rather a chubby chick that wasn't walled than a wraith faced skeletor hag.

>>211725149
>yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
>uh ohh
>yeah yeah yeah yeah
these are my favorite lyrics. Such a qt. Wasnt she too young to drive in the video?

>>211725141
I heard an interview that she said she would never do a song with kylie.

>>211725335
lol really? Probably because kylie would completely outshine her. I remember they used to feud a bit in the 90s but I thought they got along sometimes too

>>211725316
for me it's hands down the yellow top, red bra, messy hair and 90s headphones, such a manic pixie look

>>211725316
In a walk to remember the song "no one" by cold was reintroduced to me.

Sophie Ellis bextor's get over you and murder on the dance floor were underrated.

>>211725545
are you still gay mike?

>>211725559
Mike has good taste and doesn't let society and close minded dullards prevent him from enjoying pop music. Godspeed, mike.

>>211725710
lmao gottem

If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles if I could just
See you
Tonight

>>211726493
Ayy, when I see you, I'ma push your shit back, boy
Choppa get to spittin' through your set, we don't fight, boy
12 paramedics couldn't save your fuckin' life, boy
Rod K dead and he never comin' back, boy

>>211720686
lol theres nothing subtle about it, those grills want to be railed on

>>211720858
Kino

>>211726493
sovl

>>211724884
Stop that right now

>>211726535
Vanessa signing off on the sample because she thought she was being woke is pretty goddamn funny

>>211719478 (OP)
Needed more cowbell.

YOURE JUST LIKE AN ANGEL
YOUR SKIN MAKES ME CRY
YOU FLOAT LIKE A FEATHER
IN A BEAUTIFUL WORLD
I WISH SPECIAL
SO FUCKING SPECIAL
BUT IM A CREEP
IM A WEIRDO
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE?
I DONT BELONG HERE...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk

>>211725039
She's still pretty hot for an old lady.

>Lovely girl, you're the murder in my world
>Dressing coffins for the souls I've left to die

>>211726493
>checked out Vanessa's Instagram
>she supports Israel
There goes my childhood

>>211728308
homegirl is chill with dead palestian children in gaza and dead black children in duval

>>211719478 (OP)
We can get the 90s back.

I promise you that we can. We just need to rid our countries of Marxism and communism. Root out the new world order and the globalists. You know what I'm talking about.

>>211726493
My favourite song.

>Turn on MTV in 2000
JUST GOT WICKED

>>211728386
>who could this anon be talking about I wonder...

i masturbated to these videos all the time
it was like a time trial

>turn on MTV in 2000
ITS ALL AROUND THE WORLD (LA LA LA LA)

https://youtu.be/Se237UXFKlQ?si=eOKj9Qq0j_7b64tP

>>211719478 (OP)
Will never forget the chair part.

I could do the countdown. I could name Britney’s first 10 videos in order. Crazy was her third video. My frenzy peaked with the debut of her new tits in her second video, Sometimes.

>Sometimes I run, sometimes I hide, sometimes I’m scared of you…
I thought she was talking to me.

>>211730642
>but all I really want is to hold you tight
>treat you right
>be with you day and night
clearly she is talking about me

>>211729499
How come eurodance got such a small window of mainstream popularity, meanwhile we've been suffering through horrible mumble shit for like 15 years now.

>>211719478 (OP)
I loved this stupid song. Loved that Sabrina the Teenage Witch was featured in it, too. She doesn't do anything but dance but Melissa Joan Hart was like the 90s envisioned. I'm watching God's Not Dead 2 right now that she stars in and wew she turned into a mom that you would literally not look twice at on the street. Good for her.

>>211730642
>I thought she was talking to me.
That's how you're supposed to listen to girl songs. If you just take them as they are then it's gay because you're in the headspace of a girl singing to a guy. But if you just pretend that she's singing to you or about you then, wew, you can see how crushes can last for an unhealthy amount of time with celebrities. Either for decades or literally until death. Putting a crush on a pedestal in the heart of a lonely man/woman is a death sentence. Especially when masturbation is involved because you're essentially having sex with yourself while staring into the eyes of a still image on screen of a person who doesn't know you and would rather prefer you not disgrace yourself to her image.

Crushes suck, man.

>>211720686
>video starts with leg shots
Good Lord. No wonder I was so into Britney. 10 year old me never stood a chance.

>>211725316
I got in some trouble my senior year of high school when some girl asked me if I liked Britney or Christina and I said Mandy Moore. She literally gave me the "she's 15 you fucking pervert!"

>>211730642
sometimes is the best Britney song imo

>>211722028
For me, time stopped around 2003/04 and it's been slop ever since

>>211720082
Lmao, Toxic clip was one of the first moments when I had an unknown urge to jerk off as a kid.
She was sex incarnate back then.

>>211731654
Idk, I got really excited for electronic music around the turn of the millennium thinking it would overtake hip hop in popularity but the opposite happened, we've had 20+ years of hiphop dominating music and it's been truly awful. Doesn't feel like it's ever going to end either

>>211722238
Im a scat man!

>>211728386
Im picking up what you're putting down.

>>211731987
a man of culture

If You Seek Amy

>>211719543
1988 you're in the car with your parents and this song is on every radio station all day

>>211727472
CHUGGA
CHUGGA

>>211732652
>1988 you're in the car with your parents
If only

>>211719478 (OP)
Brutal.

>>211733085
do you think that they... you know?

Rio! De Janeiro!

>>211720391
I explained TRL to a zoomer last week and got called a grandpa. Goddamn kids these days.