Explain A Film Plot Badly

>Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.

assassin pedophile grooms little girl

>aussie magician is betrayed by his best friends and has his wife killed by them, then devotes his life to enacting vengeance only to lose in the end because michael caine is a pederast

>>211722777
Incredible. This is actually the opening scrawl, isn't it?

>>211722777
kekd and CHECKED

>>211722899
Leon the professional

Former governor of california hangs out with young boy then lights himself on fire

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>>211722987
the illusionist

a farmer neglects his son and daughter. later he remembers his daughter and teaches her math

Can we admit Dark Knight is a good Joker movie but a horrible Batman movie? Batman literally does nothing and has never been dumber.

A family of poor people get jobs.

>>211722899
Taxi Driver

>>211722671 (OP)
>A failed acttress crackwhore's Near Death Experience involves a lot of lesbian sex with an LA 10 version of her hideous ex

>Man realizes his heterosexuality through increasingly homoerotic travels
Bonus
1. This works for two films.
2. Both films were filmed in the exact same locations.

Man takes a pill from a nigger and has to spend the rest of his life eating cum soup

>>211727898
That's cheating that's all of the movies from the last ten years.

Illegal alien comes to America. Another illegal alien gets into the Oval Office then confronts him at ice headquarters.

Some abo cures cancer on accident and white man trys to figure it out but can't. They think the secret is in the flower but actually it's the bug in the flower. Doesn't matter because other white men paves over it and builds a parking lot.

>>211723874
Terminator

>>211727898
Kek

>daddy issues in space

A guy who can't please the pussy he has at home is arrested, threatened by the mob, and run over, before taking a trip down south.

the character comes to find this is no longer a country for old men

>>211722777
FPBP. Here, take a (You) my friend

>>211724011
Interstellar

>>211727003
Parasite

>>211722671 (OP)
two jackasses cannot stop fighting each other

Tech-ridden dystopia starring Keanu Reeves

>>211722671 (OP)
It rips off HEAT

>>211722777
Not only the lucky 7s but an actual high quality post for the get
Have your 2 min wait reply anon, you earned it

>>211729553
johnny mnemonic

>>211729722
Correct

Dude finds a ring and has to walk to a mountain with 9 niggas on his ass

>>211722671 (OP)
The Atlanta Child Murders but set in Louisiana where men mow other men’s lawns

>>211729181
They Live

>>211722777
What a kino way to start a film saga

denzel washington knows how to fucking party and alphadogs his co-pilot

>>211730859
Flight!

>>211728490
>Terminator
incorrect

>>211722777
Star Trek?

>>211722671 (OP)
Stodgy biblethumper prick has his heart and soul warmed by living with joyful and sex neopagans for a few days.

This thread is great, guys! 4chan isn't as scary as they said, it's just like the internet content I'm used to!
How do I le upboats you're posts, friends????

>>211722671 (OP)
A multi racial group keep a macgufffin away from an evil lord in a fantasy setting.

>>211727764
Mulholland Drive

>>211722671 (OP)
Cuban dreamer goes on a coke binge, chimps out and dies.

>>211722777
Der Untergang

>>211722671 (OP)
Some leftist retards actually do believe that and hate Batman because of it. LE BILLIONAIRE = BAD! It's like their brain is constantly and utterly occupied with politics 24/7.

>Adopted schizo with a stick gets committed to a mental asylum.

>>211722671 (OP)
Al Pacino desperately wants to start a family with Michelle Pfeiffer

>>211722671 (OP)
>Druggie punches computer

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>>211722777
Fuck I'm already on the edge of my seat

>>211722671 (OP)
everyone has like these numbers on their body and a pop star dude has to like get more numbers to stay alive longer or whatever

man digs a tunnel.

>>211739613
In time?

An scared man goes on a fishing trip with his friends but he loses them and has to catch a fish by himself

>Jewish princess seduces Aryan knight and destroys civilization.

>Man remembers sled.

>>211740966
citizen kane

vroom vroom family

>>211722777
It's all downhill from here innit?

>>211727833
>>211722671 (OP)
well since no one can guess it.
hints time.

1. Both movies show a hotel that is the same canonical hotel in both films.
2. Both movies are cult movies considered extremely popular in their respective genres.

>>211739828
yep lol

>>211722777
THE DEAD SPEAK!

>>211734315
Bros (2022)

He brought friends even though it's not allowed

>>211733068
The Wicker Man

>>211727898
I had to think about it for second. Taking a pill from a nigger is easy to remember, but the cum soup scene is probably the most forgettable scene in that movie aside from the club scene.

>>211729976
That ain't no film, that's a tv series.

>woman cheats on her significant other.
>the person she cheated with is apparently her soul mate so it's okay, I guess.

>>211727833
The Talented Mr. Ripley? I dunno.

>>211746729
That could be literally any number of romance films.

>>211739135
Kek. Saved.

>>211746729
Too vague

>>211722671 (OP)
Retired CIA agent begrudgingly comes back for one last job

>>211746729
>acclaimed "romance" movie
>infidelity

>>211728533
The Horus Heresy

>>211722671 (OP)
Cosplayers abuse gamers, as if they were not abused enough...

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>>211739613
Someone post the webm of Justin saying I hate niggers
>>211746729
Bridges of Madison County

>>211729584
Den of Thieves?

>>211724201
Kind of.
>>211728533
Gayniggers from Outer Space

>>211734315
Mr. Robot tv show

>>211746729
Titanic?

>a man tells very tall tales and his son doesn’t believe him

>>211747305
Big Fish

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>>211746989
Yes

>>211747403
correct

>>211744393
point break

>an aspiring french chef's restaurant gets closed by the health inspection