reminder that jesus christ is canonically in the alien universe

and Jewish! and an epileptic schizo!

who the fuck cares

well no fucking shit, alien is our universe in the future and jesus always existed

daily reminder

>>211725873
>You throw religion and spirituality into the equation for Prometheus, though, and it almost acts as a hand grenade. We had heard it was scripted that the Engineers were targeting our planet for destruction because we had crucified one of their representatives, and that Jesus Christ might have been an alien. Was that ever considered?

>We definitely did, and then we thought it was a little too on the nose. But if you look at it as an “our children are misbehaving down there” scenario, there are moments where it looks like we’ve gone out of control, running around with armor and skirts, which of course would be the Roman Empire. And they were given a long run. A thousand years before their disintegration actually started to happen. And you can say, “Lets’ send down one more of our emissaries to see if he can stop it. Guess what? They crucified him.

Christ is King. Never forget that

Why wasn't he in star wars

>>211726031
that's a big pile of (you)s

>>211726031
Yeah, king of Poland lol

>>211725943
This is shit, what was actually good and what they cut was the explicit mention that Gods in myth like the Greek Pantheon were Engineers.

>>211726204
Poland is based, so he's the King of Based