BOND 26 DIRECTOR SHORTLIST IS FAKE - /tv/ (#211731022) [Archived: 1244 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:42:19 PM No.211731022
Bond26
Bond26
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Half of these aren't true or completely misconstrued, only real one is Jonathan Nolan and even that was informal. The rest are nowhere near being considered and have not had meetings of any kind. Especially egregious are Paul King and Villeneuve. David Leitch is still the top choice because they want to pair him with Aaron Taylor-Johnson, who both have a good working relationship. Remember, he's the next Bond and not anyone else ("reputable" news outlets are flat-out fabricating) and they also have Drew Pearce working on the script. October 2025 start date with a May 27, 2027 release.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:43:51 PM No.211731044
>>211731022 (OP)
I think we should give it to Kevin Smith.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:46:06 PM No.211731091
Why do directors want to use other people's stories and characters so much? You have infinite possibilities. Do something personal and original.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:47:52 PM No.211731115
>>211731022 (OP)
I mean Jonathan Nolan and Chris Nolan is literally guaranteed $10 billion dollars. What is there to even think about?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:48:02 PM No.211731119
>>211731091
LET JAY AND SILENT BOB HELP BOND, YOU WITLESS FUCK
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:48:52 PM No.211731129
Aaron Taylor-Johnson
Aaron Taylor-Johnson
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What's holding things up from any official announcements are David Leitch's availability. He already has How To Rob A Bank in pre-production and is bound to that movie but wants badly to direct Bond 26 with Aaron. But Amazon MGM doesn't want to wait until he finishes shooting that movie and wants to start shooting Bond 26 by October which isn't feasible. Their second and third options include Ben Wheatley (Kill List, Meg 2) and Ilya Naishuller (Hardcore Henry, Nobody) but they want to see if they can squeeze Leitch in.

Aaron is cast, that's a 100% percent done. The problem is that he also wants a say in the director and prefers Leitch but could sour if they aren't able to work the schedules out.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:49:54 PM No.211731152
>>211731115
>literally
Are you a teenage girl? No? Then stop fucking talking like one. Embarrassing.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:52:45 PM No.211731210
>>211731152
What the fuck did you just say to me?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:52:49 PM No.211731215
Tokyo
Tokyo
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Locations that have been scouted by the studio thus far:
>Tokyo, Japan
>Vienna, Austria
>Singapore
>Doha, Qatar
>Lisbon, Portugal
>Kathmandu, Nepal
>Tromso, Norway
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:53:50 PM No.211731236
>>211731115
Why would they agree to it, though? They are big name directors and writers with enough clout to get anything original made, why would they do Bond which is the job of a mid-level director looking for a career-making move?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:58:01 PM No.211731317
>>211731215
Needs more places in New Jersey. Have you considered making a shopping mall a major location? Perhaps the food court?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:59:02 PM No.211731338
>>211731236
Anon, a little known fact about movie directors is that they like money.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:59:54 PM No.211731349
>no Ryan Coogler
Dropped.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:59:54 PM No.211731350
>>211731152
I'm literally not.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:59:54 PM No.211731351
yrh5riwj
yrh5riwj
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Drew Pearce's two drafts thus far have incorporated a lot of elements from his work on the Mission: Impossible series. There's a lot of location-hopping, Bond has some supporting characters that form a "team" of sorts around him and there's an emphasis on stunts. Bond's characterization is very different from anything that has come before. He goes off-grid and participates in illegal underground MMA matches to gather underworld intel. There's three Bond girls and the villain group is very reminiscent of the villains in the fifth and six Mission movies. The aim is to clearly ape the M:I films and John Wick given the emphasis on gunplay and the frequency of the action. Also, there's a reference to Bond being in Afghanistan as a soldier.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:04:57 PM No.211731430
>>211731350
How about a teenage boy? Are you a tight, teenage boy? Maybe you could pop your shirt off and take some candid shots to prove it?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:05:39 PM No.211731439
Bond on a Phone
Bond on a Phone
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>>211731351
To continue on the M:I influence, there's a central MacGuffin which is the bread and butter of those movies. Rabbit's foot is the most obvious example. There's clear and deliberate influence from the John Gardner and Raymond Benson continuity books such as a nuclear extremist cult who's leader uses hypnosis to some degree when the plot needs it, there's also a vengeful Bond girl ala Melina from For Your Eyes Only who's Bond's way in to the organization and has a similar role to Ilsa Faust. I suspect and expect the M:I-inspired elements to be toned down later on because they're very protruding and obvious to anyone who has any familiarity with that series.

The film touches upon the distrust of citizens towards government and secret services , AI (albeit lightly), nuclear fears (it plays into the MacGuffin) and how tech cabals control governments though not explicitly. Amazon MGM wants a crowd-pleaser at all costs.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:06:44 PM No.211731451
You know, given the current state of things in the world, I'm not in the mood for a movie like this.
Also ATJ is a mediocre actor and leitch is Reddit the director
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:10:02 PM No.211731493
Puffing away..
Puffing away..
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>>211731439
Amazon MGM recently put Bond 26 (though listed as untitled, obviously) on a May 27, 2027 release date, the aim being that they want Bond to be a prime summer movie release now after the Marvel movies in that slate moved. They also plan a very exhuburant marketing campaign for that window. Aston Martin and Omega plan for new releases during that time.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:11:58 PM No.211731521
smacks lips
smacks lips
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>>211731022 (OP)
>AYO WE WUZ 007 BUT DE WHYT PEEPOOL BE RAYCIST AND SHIEEET
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:20:22 PM No.211731674
>>211731521
I think this would be a great replacement for 007 personally, a black Bond is needed to represent modern Britain and its values.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:21:13 PM No.211731692
>>211731674
Agreed. The first introduction to the new and stunning and brave Bond should be her blade-mounted-strap-on fucking her girlfriend to death.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:21:39 PM No.211731700
>>211731674
Muslim saar would be more appropriate
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:22:59 PM No.211731727
>>211731692
I am intrigued and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:24:22 PM No.211731755
>>211731674
Directed by Ryan Coogler.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:27:36 PM No.211731810
>>211731755
Starring Jaleel White
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:32:56 PM No.211731928
>>211731727
I imagine it as some dumb white petite slim English girl who gets fucked to death with the blade strap-on and then the dyke sheebon has MI6 cleanup crew dispose of her when she's done. She takes it off, dropping it to the floor, as blood and vaginal juice bounce up and down in a flash when it hits the floor. She goes to take a shower, prepping to do it again to another white English girl soon. A regular occurrence as she's a MI6 spook with carte blanche. This would serve as a most literal visual metaphor of what's happening to the British youth these days by the hordes of black golems controlled by tinyhats.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:03:39 PM No.211733660
>>211731928
Seek help, dude. Seriously.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:12:39 PM No.211733833
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>>211731351
>>211731439
>He goes off-grid and participates in illegal underground MMA matches to gather underworld intel.
>central MacGuffin
>nuclear extremist
>vengeful Bond girl a la Melina
>M:I
>John Wick
I smell a generic action-flavoured "espionage" movie incoming
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:13:51 PM No.211733859
>>211733833
Checked. If that anon isn't full of shit and his leaks thus far sound believable then I'm fine with it. I'd rather take a generic Bond movie than another travesty like the past 20 years.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:16:33 PM No.211733936
>>211733859
being generic is a travesty. It's just going to be more Amazon slop.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:18:57 PM No.211733982
>>211733936
>NOOO IT CAN'T JUST BE A FUN 2 HOUR ACTION MOVIE IT HAS TO BE LIKE DEEP AND LIKE A24 AND SHIT DUDE
Fuck off, man. Do you even like Bond to begin with?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:19:03 PM No.211733987
>>211731129
The Jew will never be bond
Based dalton will assassinate him and make his third bond film
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:21:23 PM No.211734037
>>211733982
why don't you settle down with your Transformers movie and just smile blankly at the screen
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:22:08 PM No.211734052
>>211734037
Bond is the same as Transformers and there's nothing wrong with that. Are you some Craig schizo who wants it to deep and dark and feature gay anal sex? End your life.