*sip*
Mmm. Goddamn, Gale. This is some serious gourmet shit. Me and Jesse would've been satisfied with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, right? And he springs this serious gourmet shit on us. What flavor is this?

>>211732992 (OP)
This is why Jesse regretted killing Gale.

>>211732992 (OP)
That cup of coffee was more intimate and personal than a fucking blowjob.
Walt probably got a lil aroused

*siiiiips*
>My God..... this coffee.........
*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*

This thread inspired me to go make a coffee. Mmmm. It's so good. My God

>>211733639
Shlurp status?

>>211732992 (OP)
Walt licked his lips sensuously, ardently battering those fat puckered red chops of his with his old grizzly hound-dog tongue. It was the best coffee he'd ever tasted.
A guttural, barking moan rumbled with a latent intensity in Walt's wrinkled throat-sleeve, droning around the poky contours of the metal lab like the sloughing mud slopping off an obese pair of mating hippopotamus's backs
Behind misted lenses, a pair of hawkish eyes peered studiously over the cup's rim, analysing Gale from afar with scientific interest. They both knew Gale dosed the coffee with his own cum, but Walt respected the chemistry far too much to demur

*sips*
>AYYYYYYYYAAAAAAHHHH!!! GALE-SAMA THIS IS AN AWFULLY HOT COFFEE POT!!!!!
*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>YEEEOWWWWWCH!!

>>211733782
What's the matter, chief? Having a little trouble sipping?

>>211733665

>>211733782
somebody get this hothead outta here

>>211733782

>>211733573
>this fucking slaps!

>>211733639
as a matter of fact I was about to make a coffee, too, and very delighted to see this thread

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*

broke my immersion when the Heisenberg didn't try to optimize Gale's 96% pure coffee into 99.1%

>I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked up, repugnant shit

This crossover has potential.

Say "breakfast" again! I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker! Say "breakfast" one more god damn time!

comfy thread

>>211734319
>the coffee is mine now Gale. No more coffee for you Gale
*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*

THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP

IS SEMEN IN YOUR BUTT

>>211736229
>>211736679

sipping sad

>>211733730
Underrated

>>211733730
fucking kek

>>211734736

>That is little pet project of mine sir. In my opinion, it's all about the fecal coliform level. You want just north of 700 colony forming units per 100 ml sir. But if you over-shit to get there, you will be adding too much curry taste sir. Very bitter and yuck, sir. So I pull mild vacuum to maximize poop bacteria and... Judge for yourself sir.
*sluuurrrrpppp*
My god sir... That is the best feces-laden water I've ever tasted.
>Good diet with many cow dung sir... And I also have to give credit to the shitter. But thank you, Mr. Waltanpreet
Ranjesh. Please, call me Ranjesh.

>Mmm, this IS some tasty methamphetamine!

>>211744348
*sniffs*
>TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT YEA!
*SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTS*

I drink three cups a day

For me, it's instant, specifically pic related.
Don't know why. I've had about 12 dozen people try to show me "real" coffee and it always tastes like shit. The most I'll do is regular drip at fast food restaurants.
>spoon of freeze dried coffee
>hot water
>stir
Let me guess, you """""need"""""" more?

>>211732992 (OP)

>>211744755
Nothing wrong with instant. I'm more a Moccona guy myself and I also have milk+sugar not straight black. I do like treating myself to a cappuccino at my local Cafe but that's not often

>>211744755
>meme gout

>>211733782
This is the moment Walt became The Hothead