Why didn't he just stop time, remove the gauntlet from Thanos' arm and then use magic to fling him into the nearest star or black hole?

pretended that the timeline where tony dies was 'le only way' to get revenge on him for making fun of him at the start of the movie

He hated Tony and wanted him dead

>>211736741
>>211736766
jojojo

>>211736607 (OP)
It doesn't work like that

>>211736607 (OP)
If there's infinite timelines then there's infinite timelines where they beat Thanos because that's how infinity works

>>211736607 (OP)
When thanos got all the stones, he automatically got a 100% magic resistance. Even with just one stone, there's a 17% chance magic casted on him will fail and then repelled back to the caster

why didn't someone just knock quill unconscious when he was throwing a fit?

>>211737142
There's limited infinities as well, such as an infinity with x parameter

>>211737723
>There's limited infinities
Then they're not actually infinite

>>211736607 (OP)
Strange is perhaps the only Avenger sans Cap that doesn't speak like a neurotic gen-Z fuck-ass.

>>211737812
Anyway, my onlyflaps is MAFtiddiesOUT123

>>211736607 (OP)
I caught Iron Man 1 and 2 on some random stream recently and realized that it's all always been completely retarded.

I mean, Thanos 50%ing the universe and then considering the job well done and retiring when... well...
we have 8 billion people now and we had 2 and half billion people in 1950... half of 8 billion is 4 billion and we had that in 1975. So his absolutely godly plan was to set back the universe's population... fifty years? And that's it? That shit doesn't make sense.

In Iron Man 1 and 2 they fucking beat the shit out of each other, Tony Stark walks out of a cave and gets blasted by like 50 machineguns and somehow none of the fire gets into his huge eye or mouth holes and splatter his brain? Somehow he doesn't get a concussion and fucking dies instantly after ramming the sand in his metal suit face-first at terminal velocity?
And in the subsequent films they beat the shit out of henchment, """""""nonlethally""""""" slamming their heads into concrete hard enough it leaves holes and shit

and dr. strange somehow saw only one future out of millions where they win but that shit does not make sense either because there's like 50 opportunities to fucking instantly end him during the endgame movies after this happens

idk

>>211736607 (OP)
When AI gets a little better, I'm creating a new finale where Superman arrives and removes Thanos and all the dumb bad guys himself, then takes Danvers to the crystal palace and removes her powers.

>>211736607 (OP)
I didn't watch endgame but one of those infinity stones was the time stone, Thanos could probably counteract time stops. Actually wait wasn't the thing he used to control time the time stone on the inside. What's he gonna stop time with

>>211737203
>why didn't someone just
hmmmm

>>211737764
Wrong though. There's infinite digits to pi, but the number will never exceed its bounds

>>211736607 (OP)
Why didnt he just trap thanos in a time loop like he did with the infinitely more powerful and master od his own dimension dormammu?

>>211741982
In other movies, this would be foreshadowing.

>>211736607 (OP)
He saw the Disney MCU and decided to kill himself

After Big T got the reality stone it's game over. You can't fucking beat that. They could pull a Twilight fake out were the good guys beat Thanos but it was just a illusion. I'm glad they didn't do that.

>>211737888
Trips of truth.

>>211736607 (OP)
Such a cool character only to be ruined by the ugly circular handfu jitsu

>>211736607 (OP)
>>211736741
They could have wished Tony back before returning the stones.
>>211738259
The point was to get the world to reflect on the way it manages resources, which is exactly what happened and is explained further in The Falcon and the Winter Soldier.

>>211747170
I didn't see those and I believe you, but without watching I doubt they have done that idea justice because it's just incredibly retarded regardless, it's got like 20 legitimate angles you can attack it from

however, my point, supported by this as a data point, was more that it's just a symptom of the fact that literally anything at all can happen in these movies
there are no stakes, none of it makes sense, and they can write anything to happen at any time

which is fine, I'll still watch it, but you gotta approach it like a fairy tale for children or something

>>211736607 (OP)
For he is not Gaunter O'Dimm.

Why didn’t the fictional characters just resolve the plot in a more efficient but less entertaining way?

>>211748562
>I didn't see those
>however, my point, supported by this as a data point
You don't have a fucking point. We're talking about movies where a norse god visits a giant dwarf in space to make an axe from star beams

>>211736607 (OP)
Capeshit. Not even once.

>>211747170
>They could have wished Tony back before returning the stones
nah, you can't do that cause of soul stone bullshit, it's like drm

>>211750701
Anon, they wished back half the people from the entire universe

>>211750755
they wished back people who someone used the soul stone to wipe out, but this doesn't work on someone who was killed from using the soul stone, because they paid a price directly to the stone, it basically took pity on tony and granted him his wish in exchange for his weak little form and life, it's kind of like how you can't use the stones to bring back gamora and scarlet johansson

>>211750972
Thanos and all of his crew were wiped out using the same powers. They could have easily exchanged one of their souls for Tony's.

>>211751038
>They could have easily exchanged one of their souls for Tony's.
it doesn't wrok like that, why? i dunno bad writing but if i had to guess it's because Tony's soul was the one that was trying to use the stones to undo thano's previous wish, tony's body was to weak to use the stones but his will was strong like thanos so the stones compromised and granted him his wish at the cost of his soul and life, their is a deleted scene where tony ends up in the same place as kid gamora and black widow

>>211751038
>>211751169
i'm also kind of wasted so forgive my gobbledegook speak

>>211751228
>i'm also kind of wasted
Pretty obvious since your point makes no sense whatsoever

>>211751273
my point makes plenty of sense, the stone wanted his soul in exchange for letting him wipe out the entire army and thanos, and you cant use the stones to revive someone who gets sent to the soul gazebo realm

does he solo the mcu?

>>211751433
no bucky does not solo the mcu

>>211749828
its not the audiences fault that the studio did a shitty job of telling a story. its the audiences fault for watching 20 hours of shit stort that should have been told in 2.

>>211736607 (OP)

He probably saw that timeline and it didn´t work?

>>211751433
No, Strange could just drop him onto the surface of Mars and let him suffocate or something and Wanda would easily drive him mad with his own insecurities. And then you need to remember that we know Galactus, Dormammu, and the celestials all exist in the MCU. I refuse to believe that Bob would be able to kill any of them solo.